# Solitary and Mutual Wanking

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365 "2004-03-25T16:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365/81 "2004-03-26T19:35:38Z")

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[QUOTE=skutir]  
I keep meaning to open a pit on the cabal of inside jokers who wander into threads and say things bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla …QUOTE]  
Whatever you say, **Skippy Tits**.

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**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365/82 "2004-03-26T19:50:45Z")

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My post is my cite!

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365/83 "2004-03-26T20:23:36Z")

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> [@skutir](#):
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> At least there’s no danger of Lynn mistaking it for a joke thread and locking it.

You owe me a new keyboard.

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365/84 "2004-03-26T22:15:09Z")

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Sheesh. Where is our collective memory folks! As far as SDMB catch-phrases go, I haven’t yet seen the Invisible Pink Unicorn or the Winter Of Our Missed Content.

You all must be goat felchers.

(I hope I haven’t fallen victim to Gaudere’s Law in this post.)

Go ahead. Ask me. I’ll explain them all. (grin)

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solitary-and-mutual-wanking/236365/85 "2004-03-26T23:28:40Z")

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Can I play?

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