# Solomon Kane Movie

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 30, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098 "2007-05-30T18:11:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/1 "2007-05-30T18:11:49Z")

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For about thirty years, I’ve wished somebody would make a movie about Robert Howard’s dour, blood-spilling Puritan, Solomon Kane. Apparently [it’s on.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970452/)

No casting announced yet. My first thought was Hugo Weaving. Any thoughts? (Of course, they’ll probably totally screw it up, but we can hope.)

While we’re at it – any other Howard stories people would like to see on screen? Personally, I’d like to see a good movie version of _Skullface_ (contemporary story at the time, being set in 1930’s; it would make an interesting period piece now).

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### Author: ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/2 "2007-05-30T18:17:13Z")

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Daniel Day Lewis would be great as Kane. He’s good at doing dour.

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### Author: ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/3 "2007-05-31T01:14:39Z")

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Don’t die, little thread.

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### Author: ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2007, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/4 "2007-05-31T05:41:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Baldwin]  
While we’re at it – any other Howard stories people would like to see on screen?  
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If they filmed the Breckenridge Elkins stories a la _The Tick_, they might be able to pull it off.

Any frankly, I’d love to see a non-campy version of Conan.

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### Author: ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/5 "2007-06-01T05:13:29Z")

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Somewhere on this earth, I reckon, is someone capable of writing a good animated Bran Mak Morn movie, but I doubt he has access to the production company & animation studio.

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### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/6 "2007-06-01T08:06:11Z")

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Is Alan Rickman too old for the role?

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### Author: ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solomon-kane-movie/406098/7 "2007-06-07T12:05:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
Is Alan Rickman too old for the role?  
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Interesting; he’d be great; 61 years old, though.

Hey, Liam Neeson turned 55 today. That’s not too old; he’d look great, and he knows how to handle a sword. Actually, he’s about perfect for the part.

ETA: In the movie _Kingdom of Heaven_, Neeson looked like he wore a hauberk every day of his life. The guy really gets into his part. (And his character was a lot more like the real Balian of Ibelin than the stupid made-up character Orlando Bloom played.)
