# Solosam, you are a lazy liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/201 "2013-03-12T11:54:07Z")
I’m **solosam** ’s sock, and so’s my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/202 "2013-03-12T12:54:14Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > ah HA! So you _admit_ it! **Marley!** He’s got _another_ sock over _here!_ Nah, doesn’t fit the pattern. It would have to be **The remaining Hand of Dorkness** or **The amputated Hand of Dorkness** or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/203 "2013-03-12T13:05:52Z")
**Meatwice**? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/204 "2013-03-12T13:15:42Z")
**Meattoo**. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/205 "2013-03-12T13:28:08Z")
Meathree ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/206 "2013-03-12T14:07:46Z")
Maybe Meatro. Single serving Meat ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/207 "2013-03-12T14:10:44Z")
Mystery meat. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/208 "2013-03-12T14:12:08Z")
MeatWhatsit. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/209 "2013-03-12T14:13:17Z")
Meat and Greet ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/210 "2013-03-12T14:34:37Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > **Meatwice**? > [@Gyrate](#): > > **Meattoo**. > [@April\_R](#): > > Meathree > [@Meatros](#): > > Maybe Meatro. > Single serving Meat > [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Mystery meat. > [@MsWhatsit](#): > > MeatWhatsit. > [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Meat and Greet _ **Enough with the meat!** _ I am a fucking vegetarian! 😃 I am just kidding (not about the vegetarian part though); continue. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/211 "2013-03-12T14:52:41Z")
**Amnotameat Eater**? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/212 "2013-03-12T14:58:52Z")
> [@Meatros](#): > > Nah, doesn’t fit the pattern. It would have to be **The remaining Hand of Dorkness** or **The amputated Hand of Dorkness** or something like that. The Left Behind Hand of Dorkness. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/213 "2013-03-12T15:13:44Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > _ **Enough with the meat!** _ I am a fucking vegetarian! > > 😃 > > I am just kidding (not about the vegetarian part though); continue. **Vegetros** ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/214 "2013-03-12T15:23:03Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > **Vegetros** +1 The nemesis of Meatros… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/215 "2013-03-12T16:49:52Z")
This thread is awesome. We have: 1. Sock accusations flung willy-nilly. 2. \*\* Lone cashew \*\* flaming out spectacularly, bringing up a sexual violation w/regards to **Diosa** , which is not funny, but her responses are brilliant, especially combined with **ladyfoxfire** and **mrswhatsit**. 3. **Lone cashew** flinging fugly insults everywhere and accusing you message board users of not having a life, while he posts on the same message board. And then something about his mother? 4. Every once in a while **Left Hand of Dorkness** comes in and mournfully posts about how no one is listening to him or pitting the right person. 5. **AU \*\* and** BigT\*\* seem to have a completely separate discussion that no one else is privy to going on. 6. On page 3 someone brings back the abortion/men’s rights debate randomly, without reading the thread. 7. Possible sock names (i’ve been trying to think of one for myself!) 8.\*\* Giraffe \*\* making his normal sleazy jokes (not that there’s a problem with that). I love it. Thanks for the entertainment, guys! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/216 "2013-03-12T16:56:24Z")
A Nameless Chica? It’s a bit grab-bag culturally speaking but it maintains a bit of the shape and the idea, I think. Interior Nitpicker ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/217 "2013-03-12T16:56:32Z")
Possible Sock Name: \*\*MayJuneJuly \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/218 "2013-03-12T18:20:55Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > 1. Every once in a while **Left Hand of Dorkness** comes in and mournfully posts about how no one is listening to him or pitting the right person. By now I’ve retreated to my study, drinking bourbon and playing dirges on my violin. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/219 "2013-03-12T18:30:11Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Possible Sock Name: > \*\*MayJuneJuly \*\* **May S** or **June T**. You need to be _subtle_ about it, or the mods will recognize your sock. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/220 "2013-03-12T18:38:59Z")
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