# Solosam, you are a lazy liar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/241 "2013-03-13T02:40:44Z")

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I really want to prefix my reply with ^^^^, but I have never been pitted and \*\*LHoD[/d] doesn’t deserve yet another curve ball. 🙂 I will refrain 🙂

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**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/242 "2013-03-13T06:24:25Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> **May S** or **June T**. You need to be _subtle_ about it, or the mods will recognize your sock.

Well how about **Not April R**. You know, throw them off the trail.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/243 "2013-03-13T08:00:18Z")

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My favorite was **Nzinga, Standing** … who came and told us the sad news about \*\*Seated \*\*☹ ☹ ☹

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/244 "2013-03-13T12:37:35Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> My favorite was **Nzinga, Standing** … who came and told us the sad news about \*\*Seated \*\*☹ ☹ ☹

Shouldn’t that be **Nzinga, Lying**?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/245 "2013-03-13T13:11:22Z")

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> [@Meatros](#):
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> I wish to use your skills of summarization in other threads… 😃

_bows_ I am at your service.

And of course I thought of the perfect sock name!

“The (Wo)man with No Name” because Anaamika, after all, means anonymous.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/246 "2013-03-13T13:16:55Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _bows_ I am at your service.
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> And of course I thought of the perfect sock name!
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> “The (Wo)man with No Name” because Anaamika, after all, means **anonymous**.

…  
Anonymous User…?

Has another sock been outed!?! 😛

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/247 "2013-03-13T13:24:24Z")

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> [@Meatros](#):
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> …  
> Anonymous User…?
> 
> Has another sock been outed!?! 😛

Oh nooooooooooooooes! : goes screaming off into the night :

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/248 "2013-03-13T13:43:43Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> […]because Anaamika, after all, means anonymous.

Cite?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/249 "2013-03-13T14:01:48Z")

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> [@Anonymous User](#):
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> Cite?

Really? Why? Anaamika is Hindi for “the girl with no name”; colloquially, Anonymous. I speak Hindi. I guess I am my own cite.

Uh. Cite, cite…From the Wiki entry on the movie Anaamika:

"He calls her Anamika, which means “Girl without a Name.”

here is another:

[http://www.birthvillage.com/Name/Anamika:](http://www.birthvillage.com/Name/Anamika:)

"The baby girl nameAnamika comes from the Sanskrit word which means, “nameless.” Sanskrit word which means, “person without name; little sister; ring finger (finger between middle finger and little finger) is called anamika in sanskrit.” Sanskrit word which means, “a beautiful lady having no name..” Hindi word which means, “nameless or without description.”

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/250 "2013-03-13T14:22:48Z")

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That was a waaay more detailed answer than he deserved, especially in this forum.

The proper answer was:

“My post is my cite, you fugly bitch!”

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/251 "2013-03-13T14:25:51Z")

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Sluts! Anonymous sluts! Meaty sluts! Everywhere I look, sluts! Down with sluts!

Slutty slutting sluts.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/252 "2013-03-13T14:26:53Z")

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Who do I contact about a suspected account hack? Need answer sluts. I mean fast.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/253 "2013-03-13T14:29:51Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> That was a waaay more detailed answer than he deserved, especially in this forum.
> 
> The proper answer was:
> 
> “My post is my cite, you fugly bitch!”

Right! I haven’t gotten the hang of it yet.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/254 "2013-03-13T14:35:15Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _bows_ I am at your service.
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> And of course I thought of the perfect sock name!
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> “The (Wo)man with No Name” because Anaamika, after all, means anonymous.

Post 228. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/255 "2013-03-13T14:43:03Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> Post 228. 😃

My post is my cite, you fugly bitch!  
…Did I do that right?

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/256 "2013-03-13T14:44:42Z")

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I see how it is. I’ll just take post 216 and sit over here and pout.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/257 "2013-03-13T14:46:57Z")

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I didn’t like “A Nameless Chica”! Sorry. I’ve already been confused for a Spanish chick IRL (I most certainly do not look Spanish but I guess people get confused when they look at me and can’t put me in a box). I don’t need it online too.

So suck it, you fugly bitch!

I am going to call everyone I know a fugly bitch before I am done. And I never use the word fugly.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/258 "2013-03-13T14:51:09Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> My post is my cite, you fugly bitch!  
> …Did I do that right?

Who cares if you did it right. You’re probably a slut anyway.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/259 "2013-03-13T14:51:32Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> My post is my cite, you fugly bitch!  
> …Did I do that right?

Gotta personalize it. For best effect, if in sock mode, mention something personal posted by or about me before you allegedly “joined”, showing how inferior I am. Perfect if it’s something that, by mere mention, would enrage every pit doper … 😉

Edit: allegations of slutdom never get old of course, but best throw in gay as well. Just to be sure. That way, you can get everyone.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/260 "2013-03-13T15:01:00Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Sluts! Anonymous sluts! Meaty sluts! Everywhere I look, sluts! Down with sluts!
> 
> Slutty slutting sluts.

Meaty Anonymous Sluts.  
Band name.

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