# Solosam, you are a lazy liar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/61 "2013-03-10T23:18:42Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Yeah, going into ‘you bitches and attention sluts’ mode is … just a little over the top.

I know, right? Sounds like that woman hater solosam

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/62 "2013-03-10T23:27:31Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Ok, I admit it, I am Anonymous User.

I’ve been trolling this board for years with my **BigTard** sock.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/63 "2013-03-10T23:34:36Z")

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> [@Troppus](#):
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> If someone accused me of something I didn’t do, I’d laugh it off and alert the mods to cover my butt. I wouldn’t go all Michael Douglas/Falling Down rabid crazy.

I meant to comment on this too - I completely agree with you.

> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> Lol. Yeah, you caught me. I also fap to **Diosa** ’s boob. Nearly daily.

I’d prefer to live in a world where you were just trying to get some troll lol, as opposed to one where someone is just such an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/64 "2013-03-10T23:43:05Z")

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> [@Meatros](#):
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> I would truly love the case to be that **The Lone Cashew** was **LadyFoxfyre’s** sock. That would be hilarious, but completely unlikely.

Very unlikely. I don’t have so much as a mod note at this board, am not about to create a sock puppet, esp of the above mentioned poster.

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> The posting is suspicious Mr. Cashew. Is it conclusive? _Perhaps_ not. I don’t really care, I just thought it was a bit blatant.

Just a little bit blatant, yeah. If someone doesn’t like the attempted ad sequitur, so be it. Absurd though to try to capitalize on that, disingenuously suggest a sock puppet. That is a serious offense worthy of banning. Yet this serious accusation was tossed out recklessly and with little logical thought behind it, suggested in a thread that was not about me - an obvious attempt to simply pick a fight.

Now an accusation has been made of trolling. And this is my response, albeit a short one - because the fighting, backstabbing, gossip-mongering, are not what I enjoy about this message board.

Diosa, you’ve accused me of being butthurt, an obviously catty attempt to pick a fight with me. Have I ever shown you any disrespect in the past? No, I haven’t, we have never interacted before. Yet you want to throw down with me, then accuse me of being a troll when I respond to you on a level worthy of your catty-backstabbing-bitch routine.

You use this message board as a vehicle for acting like you’re hot shit. But we both know if you were truly hot shit, you wouldn’t be trying to toot your horn on a message board, picking petty fights with people you don’t even know.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/65 "2013-03-11T00:04:00Z")

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I’m not familiar with either you Cashew or Diosa or the Lady. What you did in that other thread is classic sock accidental miss-posting. It’s not vindictive to point that out and your response to the accusation was over the top. All of this is suspicious. Maybe you have a history with those other posters, I don’t know. Your reactions in this thread just seem to be like someone who’s been caught red handed and is lashing out.

For all I know, you are legit and have no socks. If that’s the case, my mistake - however your behavior is a bit erratic.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/66 "2013-03-11T00:08:41Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> You use this message board as a vehicle for acting like you’re hot shit. But we both know if you were truly hot shit, you wouldn’t be trying to toot your horn on a message board, picking petty fights with people you don’t even know.

Yeah, I am clearly so uppity that I deserve a healthy dose of slut shaming from you for the time someone violated me when I was 18.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/67 "2013-03-11T00:16:51Z")

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> [@Meatros](#):
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> I’m not familiar with either you Cashew or Diosa or the Lady. What you did in that other thread is classic sock accidental miss-posting. It’s not vindictive to point that out and your response to the accusation was over the top. All of this is suspicious. Maybe you have a history with those other posters, I don’t know. Your reactions in this thread just seem to be like someone who’s been caught red handed and is lashing out.

First off, I think the context of the original thread should be considered, at least regarding the nature of any appropriate humor attempts. But at any rate, you should call it like you see it, Meatros. If you think I am lashing out unreasonably, so be it. I respect you for having the balls to say what you think, esp without being snarky.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/68 "2013-03-11T00:26:01Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> Yeah, I am clearly so uppity that I deserve a healthy dose of slut shaming from you for the time someone violated me when I was 18.

What I am tempted to do is cite you for your original condescending quip, use that as an excuse for lashing out at you. But even so, I think I owe you a sincere apology for bringing up what I did. I sincerely apologize for making that comment.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/69 "2013-03-11T00:35:51Z")

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While it’s nice of you to apologize, I hope you understand why it’s a pretty major problem that your “lashing out” at a woman is to call her a whore and suggest you’re going to masturbate to her pictures to get back at her— a sexual act she has no control of and that you are indirectly forcing on her. In fact, one might argue that the type of “lashing out” that you exhibited is the exact kind we’ve been discussing in our feminism and rape related threads on this board of late.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/70 "2013-03-11T00:36:07Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/71 "2013-03-11T00:39:29Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> First off, I think the context of the original thread should be considered, at least regarding the nature of any appropriate humor attempts. But at any rate, you should call it like you see it, Meatros. If you think I am lashing out unreasonably, so be it. I respect you for having the balls to say what you think, esp without being snarky.

You are right, I’m not considering the context of that thread (I haven’t read it). I was in the midst of another…um…interesting?.. Thread by JohnClay and Solosam and you went into that thread and did your thing. It certainly appears as though - from the JohnClay thread - that Solosam is your sock and your behavior was over the top.

I can’t comment on that other thread other than to say there does seem to be some outstanding history from which your lashing out probably stemmed from.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/72 "2013-03-11T00:42:02Z")

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Anyone else noticed that this Pit thread about **solosam** has devolved into a pitting of **the lone cashew**?

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/73 "2013-03-11T00:49:44Z")

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> [@Meatros](#):
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> I can’t comment on that other thread other than to say there does seem to be some outstanding history from which your lashing out probably stemmed from.

Here’s what’s fascinating: I have zero recollection of this dude ever even pinging my radar in the past. I mean, there are some posters that I keep on my mental “douchebag” list, but he certainly wasn’t on it up until this point. I, however, appear to have made quite the impression on him.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/74 "2013-03-11T00:52:39Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> While it’s nice of you to apologize, I hope you understand why it’s a pretty major problem that your “lashing out” at a woman is to call her a whore and suggest you’re going to masturbate to her pictures to get back at her— a sexual act she has no control of and that you are indirectly forcing on her. In fact, one might argue that the type of “lashing out” that you exhibited is the exact kind we’ve been discussing in our feminism and rape related threads on this board of late.

I am still apologizing to you, had no idea of the origin of the pic that I had seen, **esp misleading since it was presented next to pics of you bragging about your physique**. But after you saying (in this thread) where the pics originated, I was/am ashamed to have brought up what I did.

But good grief ma’am, sorry for the misunderstanding. Please don’t think I have ever looked at your pictures in anything but an amusing way.

It’s just bizarre. To not only think you’re that hot, but assume that others are looking at you and jacking off. I guess if someone is looking at pics while being “butthurt”, we know where the dildo is going.

Into Diosa’s face!

But anyways, have fun.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/75 "2013-03-11T00:59:50Z")

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I think the lone cashew and solosam are having a stroke.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/76 "2013-03-11T01:02:24Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> It’s just bizarre. To not only think you’re that hot, but assume that others are looking at you and jacking off. I guess if someone is looking at pics while being “butthurt”, we know where the dildo is going.
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> Into Diosa’s face!

Is this supposed to solidify the sincerity of the apology, or are you just pissed she didn’t just say “thank you” and instead called you out on your abhorrent behavior?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/77 "2013-03-11T01:02:40Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> I am still apologizing to you,

Your apology sucks.

This thread, however, is comedy gold, as is your accidental sock reveal. So thanks for that.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/78 "2013-03-11T01:09:55Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Your apology sucks.
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> This thread, however, is comedy gold, as is your accidental sock reveal. So thanks for that.

Enjoy the message board, hope you can find fantasy like so many other posters here. Accidental sock reveal, get a life you disgustingly fugly bitch.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/79 "2013-03-11T01:10:22Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I think the lone cashew and solosam are having a stroke.

Their names are also a bit perfect for sock behavior.

The only Meatros  
Nope, no other names registered here, Carl  
Sockless in SD

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/80 "2013-03-11T01:12:22Z")

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I’m seeing a pattern here. All the women **cashew** hates are fugly sluts. Regina George, is that you??

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