# Solosam, you are a lazy liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/81 "2013-03-11T01:12:57Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Enjoy the message board, hope you can find fantasy like so many other posters here. Accidental sock reveal, get a life you disgustingly fugly bitch. I dig that the best insult you could come up with for me was fugly, on a message board with no avatars. I’m clearly doing something right. Great flame-out, by the way. First rate. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/82 "2013-03-11T01:14:11Z")
I heard \*\* ladyfoxfyre\*\* once made out with with a hot dog. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/83 "2013-03-11T01:15:53Z")
You bitch! It was only once! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/84 "2013-03-11T01:16:37Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > I’m seeing a pattern here. All the women **cashew** hates are fugly sluts. Regina George, is that you?? Only the ones who accuse him of having a sock. The people with plump testicles remain unscathed. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/85 "2013-03-11T01:18:02Z")
My original issue was posting to the tune of “threadshit much?” as “I don’t get out much”. Honestly, take a good look at yourselves people. Don’t you have anything better to do? Isn’t anything on tv right now? Me, no nothing is better on tv right now. But at least I can be honest, instead of you drama queens. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/86 "2013-03-11T01:18:36Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > You bitch! It was only once! I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy. > [@the lone cashew](#): > > instead of you drama queens. Man, you _really_ don’t like women, do you? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/87 "2013-03-11T01:20:25Z")
Well I for one don’t have cable, but I love when someone posts in a thread chastising people for posting in a thread and telling them to get a life because posting in threads is for losers. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/88 "2013-03-11T01:21:44Z")
And because you’re a fugly slut, that’s why. Don’t forget that. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/89 "2013-03-11T01:22:16Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > My original issue was posting to the tune of “threadshit much?” as “I don’t get out much”. So are you admitting to having a sock? Cause if so your response makes sense. If not it doesn’t. > [@the lone cashew](#): > > Honestly, take a good look at yourselves people. Don’t you have anything better to do? Isn’t anything on tv right now? Me, no nothing is better on tv right now. Right now I’m waiting for my wife to get back or JohnClay to start posting again…so no, I don’t have anything better to do. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/90 "2013-03-11T01:22:24Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > And because you’re a fugly slut, that’s why. > > Don’t forget that. Well, duh. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/91 "2013-03-11T01:33:10Z")
I have to admit, and I told you the truth since I like this place. We have Colibri, and a lot of good people here, it’s really a quality message board if you look at the overall picture. But this is just silly, this whole thing, and it is not silly in the form of humor. Those people who think I am a sock puppet are not only wrong, but anyone with that kind of accusation has little to do with their spare time. Me, I am a rider with knee issues. So what? So these days, I am posting on a message board, this is part of my life now. And here we encounter these high and mighty accusing posters, looking for drama, stirring up trouble whenever they can. Go sit on a broom handle and spin, and you know you you are (people like “what the fuck is this this shit, is it a man or a woman, who knows”). ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/92 "2013-03-11T01:35:53Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Go sit on a broom handle and spin, and you know you you are . Yay! More sexual insults and threats. Keep going! ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/93 "2013-03-11T01:39:29Z")
Sorry Meatros, you seem like an intelligent poster but you’re gone, buddy. It was just a joke. No one who is stupid enough to create a sock puppet is going to make the mistake you’re hoping (and jesting) for. Don’t worry about taking my future posts seriously, won’t take yours either. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/94 "2013-03-11T01:40:12Z")
So, uh, yeah, I’m not convinced that **solosam** is a sock at all, and I’m a little irritated that my kvetching at him is getting ignored. On the other hand, cashew is turning out to be a major douchebag, so I guess it’s okay if the thread pits him instead. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/95 "2013-03-11T01:43:26Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Yay! More sexual insults and threats. Keep going! Gosh, you expect me to take this bait? My life might be over. But not as over as your life is. What? you’re still in you 20’s? May god have mercy on you becoming old, you have nothing to look forward to. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/96 "2013-03-11T01:44:11Z")
Yeah, except getting fuglier! amirite? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/97 "2013-03-11T01:48:21Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > My life might be over. But not as over as your life is. I’m sorry, what? ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/98 "2013-03-11T01:48:50Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > I have to admit, and I told you the truth since I like this place. We have Colibri, and a lot of good people here, it’s really a quality message board if you look at the overall picture. Agreed (that this message board is great), but why did you single out **Colibri**? I suppose all of the staff’s members here are of excellent quality and sophistication; they have my full respect. So is **Colibri** your favorite moderator here? ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/99 "2013-03-11T01:49:34Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Me, I am a rider with knee issues. Wrist issues. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/100 "2013-03-11T01:50:03Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > On the other hand, cashew is turning out to be a major douchebag, so I guess it’s okay if the thread pits him instead. Gosh, wanted to get some pointers from someone with their shit together. Thank goodness this poster responded! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524.md?page=6)