# Solosam, you are a lazy liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/101 "2013-03-11T01:51:05Z")
The lone cashew is melting down. Quick! Solosam, come out and protect him! This is the whole point of multiple personalities! ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/102 "2013-03-11T01:54:09Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Wrist issues. Okay, is this worthy? I can’t imagine anything you might say in the future might be any kind of loss. See you later, whatever your name is. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/103 "2013-03-11T01:56:37Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > The lone cashew is melting down. Quick! Solosam, come out and protect him! This is the whole point of multiple personalities! I read alot more than I post, have always enjoyed reading what you have had to say. But, so be it, go to heck, bitch! ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/104 "2013-03-11T01:57:50Z")
You forgot to call her ugly. Get the fuck back in the game, **cashew**. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/105 "2013-03-11T02:11:09Z")
BTW, I think Diosa is a solid 8.5. ETA: D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/106 "2013-03-11T02:18:36Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > You forgot to call her ugly. Get the fuck back in the game, **cashew**. He got the misogynist jab in though, so I mean, we know what’s important to him. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/107 "2013-03-11T04:16:27Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > He got the misogynist jab in though, so I mean, we know what’s important to him. I think fugly should be pointed out. Sorry if it’s not politically correct. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/108 "2013-03-11T04:25:04Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > I think Assumption of facts not in evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/109 "2013-03-11T04:37:33Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Assumption of facts not in evidence. Gosh, you know this seems like such a good point well taken. the profundity of it all. Then again, what the fuch are you really taking about? Given the original context isn’t worth a shit, what the godddamn fuck are you talking about, you straight dope diatribe blowhard? Quit talking bullshit and come out and say what you really want to say. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/110 "2013-03-11T04:44:03Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Gosh, you know this seems like such a good point well taken. the profundity of it all. Then again, what the fuch are you really taking about? Given the original context isn’t worth a shit, what the godddamn fuck are you talking about, you straight dope diatribe blowhard? > > Quit talking bullshit and come out and say what you really want to say. He’s saying you’re a dumbass motherfucker. Anything else? ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/111 "2013-03-11T04:54:48Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > He’s saying you’re a dumbass motherfucker. > > Anything else? Gosh, splatterpunk, no. Thanks though for the quality representation. Hopefully everyone from now on can read this, determine I am a dumbass motherfucker. Thanks to you pointing this out. As far as a slut punk is concernend, I won’t elaborate on whether my mom got wet or not. Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker! ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/112 "2013-03-11T05:01:14Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Gosh, splatterpunk, no. Thanks though for the quality representation. Hopefully everyone from now on can read this, determine I am a dumbass motherfucker. Thanks to you pointing this out. No problem whatsoever. I’m here to help. > [@](#): > > As far as a slut punk is concernend, I won’t elaborate on whether my mom got wet or not. > > Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker! Umm, what? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/113 "2013-03-11T05:03:36Z")
Well, I got as far as splatterpunk=slut punk but he appears to have skipped a few rounds and equated said punk with his mom. Wasn’t that going to be our job? It’s no fun if he’s going to do the insulting for both sides. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/114 "2013-03-11T05:06:03Z")
See you later, fucksticks. Over and out. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/115 "2013-03-11T05:09:11Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > See you later, fucksticks. Over and out. You’re not being yourself today. You ok? I’m not even kidding. I am familiar with your posts, and I never saw you trip like this. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/116 "2013-03-11T05:11:59Z")
You gonna remember to log out of your current account this time? Pro-tip: It helps if you use two different browsers. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/117 "2013-03-11T05:21:39Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > On the other hand, cashew is turning out to be a major douchebag… Always has been. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/118 "2013-03-11T05:33:21Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I think the lone cashew and solosam are having a stroke. Holy fucking shit, yeah. > [@the lone cashew](#): > > Gosh, splatterpunk, no. Thanks though for the quality representation. Hopefully everyone from now on can read this, determine I am a dumbass motherfucker. Thanks to you pointing this out. > As far as a slut punk is concernend, I won’t elaborate on whether my mom got wet or not. > > Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker! You can always have your user title as that. Just saying. Okay. I’ll do me for you… I’m a fugly bitch with no life who no one will even fap to. Uh, and some other unintelligible claptrap that I couldn’t begin to enumerate if I ran it through Babelfish. So, that’s the ticket! Bwahahaha!! Oh, and now I look forward to the other guy’s triumphant appearance. May he meltdown just as spectacularly and then you can both be reunited as one whole solo cashew. Namaste. ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/119 "2013-03-11T05:35:33Z")
I haven’t been on this site in months. And I didn’t really know who any you people were, anyway. So I don’t really know how this **lone cashew** guy normally posts. But doesn’t concern any of you that over the course of this thread he’s seems to have went from being “kind of a douche”, to just posting incoherent nonsense? I literally have no idea what he’s even trying to say in most of these posts. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/120 "2013-03-11T05:40:57Z")
Caring about someone via the internet just means their inevitable betrayal will just hurt that much more. But seriously, he’s either a really crap troll or he’s ‘sincere’ inasmuch as when he was maligned he flipped his shit. I got a sawbuck that says he’s congratulating himself right now on his totally righteous putdowns. Everyone’s a hero in their own mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524.md?page=7)