# Solosam, you are a lazy liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/121 "2013-03-11T05:41:35Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Well, I got as far as splatterpunk=slut punk but he appears to have skipped a few rounds and equated said punk with his mom. Wasn’t that going to be our job? It’s no fun if he’s going to do the insulting for both sides. Honestly, I don’t think **the lone cashew** has skipped a round in years; in fact, I’d say he’s had a few too many rounds tonight. But I am considering changing my username to **slutpunk**. Has a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/122 "2013-03-11T05:44:47Z")
> [@emcee2k](#): > > I haven’t been on this site in months. And I didn’t really know who any you people were, anyway. So I don’t really know how this **lone cashew** guy normally posts. But doesn’t concern any of you that over the course of this thread he’s seems to have went from being “kind of a douche”, to just posting incoherent nonsense? > > I literally have no idea what he’s even trying to say in most of these posts. Yeah, this one really threw me… > [@](#): > > Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker! Not a clue what that’s about. I might use it as a sig though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/123 "2013-03-11T05:49:44Z")
I think he had a stroke ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/124 "2013-03-11T06:03:04Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > As far as a slut punk is concernend, I won’t elaborate on whether my mom got wet or not. > > > > Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker! > > Umm, what? I suspect this means **lone cashew** has been propositioning his own mother for sex like the incel dude from the recent [pit thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=683445) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/125 "2013-03-11T10:25:49Z")
So, cashew is a nut. Why am I not surprised? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/126 "2013-03-11T12:00:41Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > I think he had a stroke Looks more like someone’s had a few too many and trusting in predictive texting. That being said, I don’t know if anyone else here knows the guy, but if they do I assume they’re hopefully already checking in with him. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/127 "2013-03-11T12:16:20Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Always has been. You’re just pissed because I called you out for posting the fake pic of yourself in the Arnold Wrinkleried’s gallery. I forgive you for being a fake piece of shit, Plain Jain. At least you can’t call me fake, like you have clearly shown yourself to be. So at least I am who I present myself to be, unlike most of the douchbags in this thread, with you at the top of the heap, Plain Jain. You are a liar and a thief, and have demonstrated your character on this message board. So I will take your “douche” accusation and raise you two fakes and a liar, you dishonest piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/128 "2013-03-11T12:26:41Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Gosh, splatterpunk, no. Thanks though for the quality representation. Hopefully everyone from now on can read this, determine I am a dumbass motherfucker. Thanks to you pointing this out. > As far as a slut punk is concernend, I won’t elaborate on whether my mom got wet or not. > > Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker! I did not post this, someone stole my password. Seriously. And I don’t drink. This post makes no sense and it is not something that I would write. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/129 "2013-03-11T12:28:11Z")
I am contacting administration, get to the bottom of this. I did not make that post. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/130 "2013-03-11T12:32:48Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > This post makes no sense and it is not something that I would write. Aye, right. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/131 "2013-03-11T12:33:27Z")
So you’re saying a dingo ate your baby? ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/132 "2013-03-11T13:07:28Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > I did not post this, someone stole my password. Seriously. And I don’t drink. This post makes no sense and it is not something that I would write. Oh dear. I believe we’ve truly reached another level of either insanity or trollery, whichever one prefers. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/133 "2013-03-11T13:28:13Z")
This is one of the most creative meltdowns I’ve ever seen on this board. Please continue. > [@faithfool](#): > > I’m a fugly bitch with no life who no one will even fap to.. Don’t be so hard on yourself, **faithfool**. I’d fap to you. Okay, I just creeped myself out typing that. Please laugh. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/134 "2013-03-11T13:29:34Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > Anyone else noticed that this Pit thread about **solosam** has devolved into a pitting of **the lone cashew**? Shut up **BigA**. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/135 "2013-03-11T13:33:02Z")
Boy do I feel stupid for not reading the entire thread, and attacking the trees instead of seeing the forest. I was not thinking about someone hiding in fear with their pepper spray. That’s understandable. I was picturing someone pointing their pepper spray at someone. That’s what’s stupid. That’s a threat. This is happening much too often for me to ignore anymore, so I am trying to learn to calm down while reading. Anger makes me a bit myopic. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/136 "2013-03-11T13:35:10Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > This is one of the most creative meltdowns I’ve ever seen on this board. Please continue. > > Don’t be so hard on yourself, **faithfool**. I’d fap to you. > > Okay, I just creeped myself out typing that. Please laugh. And today’s my birthday. I couldn’t ask for a better present. \< sobs gratefully \> Thank you! 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/137 "2013-03-11T13:38:07Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > I am contacting administration, get to the bottom of this. I did not make that post. Okay man - In this post I’m going to be completely neutral with regard to what is happening to your account and with who Solosam may or may not be. I think you need to take a breather. Seriously, you’ve said some inflammatory stuff in this thread. I don’t know the history, but get the info from the administrator, get your account settled and take a week off or so. For whatever reason you seem extremely upset. You need to chill out for a bit. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/138 "2013-03-11T13:44:18Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > Anyone else noticed that this Pit thread about **solosam** has devolved into a pitting of **the lone cashew**? Yes, everyone has noticed. This is obvious if you read the thread. So do you have some other point, or did you just do what I do and delete a rant that you had second thoughts about? ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/139 "2013-03-11T13:47:08Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yes, everyone has noticed. This is obvious if you read the thread. So do you have some other point, or did you just do what I do and delete a rant that you had second thoughts about? Aw, this is cute. BigT is taking BigA under his wing. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/140 "2013-03-11T13:47:28Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yes, everyone has noticed. This is obvious if you read the thread. So do you have some other point, or did you just do what I do and delete a rant that you had second thoughts about? Oh, you have second thoughts about things? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524.md?page=8)