# Solosam, you are a lazy liar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 10, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524 "2013-03-10T03:17:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/141 "2013-03-11T13:54:07Z")

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Hey, let’s be fair. **BigT** at least has second thoughts and admits that he posted something hastily. **Anonymous Tarder** , on the other hand, just blurts out whatever he thinks will make the grownups pat him on the head.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/142 "2013-03-11T13:54:53Z")

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Has \*\* the lone cashew\*\* pinged anyone else’s radar before this kerflufluffle other than \*\* PlainJain’s\*\*? Something is very wrong with him that poking won’t help or his claim of a hacked password might be correct IMHO.

I certainly haven’t read all of his posts though. Anyone able to point to anything similar to this posting behavior?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/143 "2013-03-11T13:57:22Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Yes, everyone has noticed. This is obvious if you read the thread.

Which you just admitted to not having done, verdad?

> [@BigT](#):
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> Boy do I feel stupid for not reading the entire thread

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/144 "2013-03-11T14:01:42Z")

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> [@BottledBlondJeanie](#):
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> Has \*\* the lone cashew\*\* pinged anyone else’s radar before this kerflufluffle other than \*\* PlainJain’s\*\*? Something is very wrong with him that poking won’t help or his claim of a hacked password might be correct IMHO.
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> I certainly haven’t read all of his posts though. Anyone able to point to anything similar to this posting behavior?

I was aware of TLC and didn’t have a bad impression of him. That said, I don’t think TLC is suggesting that all his posts here were the result of a hack, just the one he highlighted.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/145 "2013-03-11T14:32:43Z")

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Hell, \*\* Bob Ducca\*\* may have nailed it in one in the ATMB thread. Ambien/Lunesta and some other meds can make one act bizarrely and never remember it.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/146 "2013-03-11T14:39:20Z")

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And the effects just wore off completely in the ten minutes between his post insulting Plainjain and his post claiming his password was stolen?

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/147 "2013-03-11T14:48:25Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> And the effects just wore off completely in the ten minutes between his post insulting Plainjain and his post claiming his password was stolen?

You could generously say that he posted his insults to PlainJain before reading up and seeing the other post that he doesn’t recall making. If he were on something like Ambien, he’d still be posting his true thoughts but the weird syntax and his claim of no memory of writing it reminds me a lot of some things I did while fighting the effects of Ambien.

Of course, he could also just be a lying liar that lies. Weird that he’d claim that one post was by someone else and not the rest of his venom.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/148 "2013-03-11T14:52:52Z")

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I’m just guessing since this is so atypical and still not sure what posts he’s claiming are not his. And the \*\* PlainJain\*\* post was not nearly as nasty as the others and has some basis in disputed history. FTR though whatever THAT deal really was, she’s a poster who speaks her mind and intelligent to boot.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/149 "2013-03-11T15:16:55Z")

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> [@BottledBlondJeanie](#):
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> Has \*\* the lone cashew\*\* pinged anyone else’s radar before this kerflufluffle other than \*\* PlainJain’s\*\*? Something is very wrong with him that poking won’t help or his claim of a hacked password might be correct IMHO.
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> I certainly haven’t read all of his posts though. Anyone able to point to anything similar to this posting behavior?

Or perhaps:

1.) Accidentally makes a post revealing his puppetry.  
2.) In a panic makes a bunch of crazy posts so he can say his account was hacked and that the post he made during Step 1 wasn’t made by him.  
3.) ???  
4.) PROFIT!

If that _is_ what he’s doing, it’s a stupid plan.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/150 "2013-03-11T15:56:54Z")

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Yeah, sorry, I don’t care if he took a handful of Ambien and was in some sort of drug induced haze— fuck that guy. He’s a disgusting excuse for a poster who is trying to cover his tracks now that he’s been called out pretty roundly by everyone here.

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/151 "2013-03-11T16:08:15Z")

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> [@hrhomer](#):
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> Oh, you have second thoughts about things?

Assumes facts not in evidence. How do we know he has first thoughts at all?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/152 "2013-03-11T16:42:03Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Or perhaps:
> 
> 1.) Accidentally makes a post revealing his puppetry.  
> 2.) In a panic makes a bunch of crazy posts so he can say his account was hacked and that the post he made during Step 1 wasn’t made by him.  
> 3.) ???  
> 4.) PROFIT!
> 
> If that _is_ what he’s doing, it’s a stupid plan.

This is pretty much what I assumed, with the addition of, “fuck it, I’m probably heading for a banning now anyway, might as well go out in a blaze of glory.”

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/153 "2013-03-11T16:47:27Z")

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Wow, most interesting PIT thread in a while. Good job all

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/154 "2013-03-11T17:07:46Z")

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What’s so interesting about his ATMB claim that his account was ‘hacked’ (what he really means is that he left his account logged in somewhere supposedly) is that it just doesn’t make a lick of sense. So, some random stranger hacked his account and just happened to know about something that happened on a Straight Dope spin off snark board NINE YEARS AGO, remembered I was the poster and photography subject in question, and then decided to throw that in a thread here.

I’m no statistician or anything, but something tells me the odds of a perfect stranger recalling that random fact that has almost never been directly addressed on this board is pretty much slim to none.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/155 "2013-03-11T17:11:29Z")

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Maybe he is trying to claim another Doper hacked his account in some kind of personal vendetta, in an attempt to cast doubt on his character. If that is what he is claiming, it is a serious accusation.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/156 "2013-03-11T17:22:41Z")

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Yeah, a seriously retarded one.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/157 "2013-03-11T17:34:41Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> What’s so interesting about his ATMB claim that his account was ‘hacked’ (what he really means is that he left his account logged in somewhere supposedly) is that it just doesn’t make a lick of sense. So, some random stranger hacked his account and just happened to know about something that happened on a Straight Dope spin off snark board NINE YEARS AGO, remembered I was the poster and photography subject in question, and then decided to throw that in a thread here.
> 
> I’m no statistician or anything, but something tells me the odds of a perfect stranger recalling that random fact that has almost never been directly addressed on this board is pretty much slim to none.

I think he’s only claiming the one “Be my Mom is no dumbass motherfucker!” post is from the hacker, but he’s not disowning the rest of the garbage he’s been spewing in this thread.

He understands what hacking means about as well as Opal did.

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**Author:** ![Cmoore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Cmoore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cmoore)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/158 "2013-03-11T17:40:39Z")

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> [@Troppus](#):
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> I thought **solosam** would be the \*\*one lone nut \*\*who won’t come down here and defend his stance. Hmmm.
> 
> I’ll just check this one right off your list: use whatever modern magic or miracle of medicine that prevents sperm from coming in contact with eggs. Or abstain. Don’t want to be a parent? The choice is allllllll yours.

Right, so I guess “pro choice” has nothing to do with abortion then? Does it serve the sluts right for getting knocked up? I don’t think so, I think women have the right to choose. You’re a hypocrite.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/159 "2013-03-11T17:42:23Z")

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> [@Cmoore](#):
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> Right, so I guess “pro choice” has nothing to do with abortion then? Does it serve the sluts right for getting knocked up? I don’t think so, I think women have the right to choose. You’re a hypocrite.

I think you meant to post in this thread yesterday.

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**Author:** ![Cmoore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Cmoore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cmoore)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solosam-you-are-a-lazy-liar/652524/160 "2013-03-11T17:54:28Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> I think you meant to post in this thread yesterday.

Why? Is the thread soley a bitching circle jerk now with no room for argument? I haven’t read pages 2 or 3 yet so I’m not sure what’s happening.

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