# Solve the World's Stupidest Family Argument

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solve-the-worlds-stupidest-family-argument/194549>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solve-the-worlds-stupidest-family-argument/194549 "2003-08-12T01:32:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solve-the-worlds-stupidest-family-argument/194549/61 "2003-08-14T17:50:42Z")

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> He could trick you into scratching his head and then moments later he’d give you the spawn of satan look as he spilled your steaming entrails right out of your chest onto the kitchen floor. Well, he never actually did that, at least not to me, but he was thinking about it.

Bwahahahaha. Good one, **SkyBum** 🙂

And **Miabella** you are enjoying this waaaaaay too much. 😃

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/solve-the-worlds-stupidest-family-argument/194549/62 "2003-08-14T17:53:14Z")

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coming to a Gymnasium near you:

“The Texas Calico Massacre”

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