# Some advice from the Sexual Virtuoso II

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530 "2009-01-09T15:25:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530/21 "2009-01-11T15:24:39Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> Is there ever a time when a man doesn’t want sex?

Sure, immediately after sex when he wants a sandwich.

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530/22 "2009-01-11T15:54:20Z")

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If you suffer from Premature ejaculation do not run around the bed yelling " I Win, I Win"

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530/23 "2009-01-11T16:03:42Z")

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or

When she talks about her needs, do not get angry and start ranting about how the female orgasme is nothing but a urban myth created by angry feminists who have no chance of ever having a real man

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530/24 "2009-01-11T16:14:34Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> Sure, immediately after sex when he wants a sandwich.

I’m sorry but that’s not always true. Some in fact, resume wanting sex at the exact instant they want the sandwich, which can lead to a disastrous gastronomic _faux pas_.

Contrary to popular belief and portrayal in the movies, less than 35% of women are able to achieve orgasm through fellatio alone.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-advice-from-the-sexual-virtuoso-ii/480530/25 "2009-01-11T21:10:48Z")

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> Contrary to popular belief and portrayal in the movies, less than 35% of women are able to achieve orgasm through fellatio alone.

Then fly to her side and make her your own,  
Or all through your life you may dream all alone.  
Once you have found her, never let her go,  
Once you have found her, never let her go. [/Sinatra]

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