# Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others - More Sex Stuff
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 17, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324 "2000-10-17T21:34:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/41 "2000-10-19T01:04:48Z")
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> \*Originally posted by neuroman \*
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> > _Originally posted by divemaster I read in The Encylopedia of Bad Taste that Tammy Faye Bakker had a vagina that was so large, that poor ole Jimbo couldn’t feel anything when they copulated. I recall her as being a smallish woman._
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> Uh, no, I don’t think you recall correctly. I think she was fairly swarthy.
When I think of swarthy, I think of dark mid-eastern, like Jamie Farr or Yassar Arafat. Now, Tammy Faye may be a lot of things, but I don’t think swarthy is one of them. 😃
She may have filled out, but here is the quote from _The Encylopedia of Bad Taste_:
“Flash back with us a moment to the salad days of Tammy Faye LaValley, the prettiest little 73-pound coed at the North Central Bible College in Minnesota…” It turns out that she did “balloon[ed] up from her honeymoon weight to one hundred thirty, then managed to lose it all.”
At 4’10" and slight of build (bone stature, regardless of how much weight she may have packed on later), I think it unusual that she had such a large vagina. Of course, that was only Jim’s opinion. Maybe he was just a neeedledick. 🙂
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### Author:  [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/42 "2000-10-19T01:54:41Z")
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> \*Originally posted by divemaster \*
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> > > _Originally posted by divemaster I read in The Encylopedia of Bad Taste that Tammy Faye Bakker had a vagina that was so large, that poor ole Jimbo couldn’t feel anything when they copulated. I recall her as being a smallish woman._
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> > Uh, no, I don’t think you recall correctly. I think she was fairly swarthy.
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> When I think of swarthy, I think of dark mid-eastern, like Jamie Farr or Yassar Arafat. Now, Tammy Faye may be a lot of things, but I don’t think swarthy is one of them. 😃
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> _[Dictionary.com](http://Dictionary.com) sayeth_
> swarth·y (swôrth)
> adj. swarth·i·er, swarth·i·est.
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> Having a dark complexion or color.
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:o
Your Honor, I would like to plead guilty to the charges of vocabulary abuse.
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### Author:  [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/43 "2000-10-19T03:13:13Z")
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> \*Originally posted by neuroman \*
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> > > > _Originally posted by divemaster I read in The Encylopedia of Bad Taste that Tammy Faye Bakker had a vagina that was so large, that poor ole Jimbo couldn’t feel anything when they copulated. I recall her as being a smallish woman._
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> > > Uh, no, I don’t think you recall correctly. I think she was fairly swarthy.
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> > When I think of swarthy, I think of dark mid-eastern, like Jamie Farr or Yassar Arafat. Now, Tammy Faye may be a lot of things, but I don’t think swarthy is one of them. 😃
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> > _[Dictionary.com](http://Dictionary.com) sayeth_
> > swarth·y (swôrth)
> > adj. swarth·i·er, swarth·i·est.
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> Your Honor, I would like to plead guilty to the charges of vocabulary abuse. \*\*
It’s the thumbscrews for you neuroman. However, I’m still interested in how you came to view “swarthy” as being large. Did your wife sigh dissapointedly while viewing your endowment and say “Gosh Neuro. I wish you were more swarthy”. Was your girlfriend modeling a new pair of jeans in the mirror and ask you “Honey - Do you think I’m getting swarthy?”
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/44 "2000-10-19T05:03:30Z")
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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*
> \*\*I got better stimulation from my own left hand, dry, \*\*
[Billy Martin voice]
I didn’t punch that doggie!
[/Billy Martin voice]
Hmm. Some people get mentioned in sigs. I get someone’s left hand named after me. :eek:
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> \*Originally posted by Cyndar \*
> \*\*Great, now I ahve to worry about having a dull vagina?? \*\*
All work and no play makes…
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/45 "2000-10-19T13:07:25Z")
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> I heard this was what Ted Danson said about Whoopee Goldberg . . .
Actually, no. This is what Whoopie Goldberg said about a very old Jamaican man during one of her early comedy routines. Right building; wrong floor.
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/46 "2000-10-19T13:10:06Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*
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> > I heard this was what Ted Danson said about Whoopee Goldberg . . .
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> Actually, no. This is what Whoopie Goldberg said about a very old Jamaican man during one of her early comedy routines. Right building; wrong floor. \*\*
Oops, and I’m a HUGE (not in reference to the OP, so SHADDUP, you perverts) dumbass; It was said BY Whoopie AS a Jamaican girl ABOUT a very old American guy. Before anyone ELSE tries to correct me.
As for the OP…From all accounts I am still in decent shape (as 'twere) after having had three children, and I have not been doing my Kegels, so it’s not necessarily a given that a woman will be “built for comfort, not for speed” after giving birth. However, I’m going to be doing them from now on, because I have an ego the size of Brazil and I want to be the BEST, damnit.
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/47 "2000-10-19T13:57:32Z")
Hamadryad - You did mention that you lived in Richmond didn’t you?
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### Author:  [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/48 "2000-10-19T15:32:47Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*
> **This thread has gotten me thinking back on old GFs who were tight. I sure did have to think about a lot of baseball when I was with them. 🙂**
Yeah, I’ve been with ‘spacious’ women and I mention to my friends it lasts two hours and they think that is a \*good \*thing.
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### Author:  [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/49 "2000-10-19T15:36:06Z")
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> _Originally posted by astro \*
> It’s the thumbscrews for you neuroman. However, I’m still interested in how you came to view “swarthy” as being large. Did your wife sigh dissapointedly while viewing your endowment and say “Gosh Neuro. I wish you were more swarthy”. Was your girlfriend modeling a new pair of jeans in the mirror and ask you “Honey - Do you think I’m getting swarthy?”_\*
Hey. I’ve got plenty of “swarth” below the belt. And I don’t have any “swarthy” SOs. (Oy am I digging myself deep…)
I think that when I was a wee laddie, in the distant recesses of my mind “swarthy” became associated with “hog” or “hog-like.” So why didn’t I just call Tammy “hog-like”, you ask?
[Twilight Zone Music]
No, wait, not the screws, no, aieeeeeeeeee
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### Author:  [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/50 "2000-10-19T20:57:26Z")
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> \*Originally posted by spoke- \*
> \*\*Which brings me to my next point: Ladies, please do not let this thread make you self-conscious about this issue.
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It’s far too late for that…
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### Author:  [@Kyberneticist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyberneticist)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/51 "2000-11-01T18:26:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \*
> \*\*I knew a girl with a clitoris about the size of the last joint of her pinky finger - that was kinda odd, every other girl I had felt there had one no larger than a pimple.
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[http://www.sciam.com/news/103100/3.html](http://www.sciam.com/news/103100/3.html)
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### Author:  [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/52 "2000-11-09T18:20:49Z")
The lyric ‘it ain’t the meat it’s the motion (of the ocean)’ applies to both genders. Having sex is like, the BEST thing to do ever! Bar none. If you have time to complain about the equipment then your mind isn’t on pleasing your partner which is where it should be.
And whoever complained about irritation when kegeled will be thinking of that kegeler years from now in a frantic lonely attempt to call up that feeling one more time.
If she’s big down there one quick trick besides open communication and kegeling is to clamp your legs OUTSIDE of hers (in missionary) and squeeze some friction back into your life. Or go greek (doing it with a funny black cap on your head). Heard the BBW joke ‘any crease a piece?’ Truly tasteless: rejuvinate a saggy sex-worker? Insert picnic ham and remove the bone.
Sex is so cool that size really doesn’t matter. If it does than I suggest props of the latex variety.
I have decided that the true indicator of a womans size is her ankles/lower calf. Roughly the same circumference. Check it out. But size doesn’t matter. LIBIDO does.
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/53 "2000-11-09T18:30:40Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dustMagnate \*
> \*\*I have decided that the true indicator of a womans size is her ankles/lower calf. Roughly the same circumference. \*\*
Umm, no. I have much bigger ankles.
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### Author:  [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/54 "2000-11-09T18:41:39Z")
re: ankle size. Majora, not minora. But universal indicators are goofy, inaccurate, misleading, and encourage prejudice (remember ‘cranial capacity’ as an indicator for smarts?. I retract the ankle theory.
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### Author:  [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/55 "2001-05-08T05:59:40Z")
OK, rather than post a new thread, this one is recent enough that I’ll just bump it up.
I’m here with a plea for help in convincing a friend that there is no correlation between stature and vagina size. He’s become fascinated by tiny women and is convinced that should he bed one, he’ll be in for an extra special treat. (And of course, this friend is 6’-7" tall.)
I tried the _surveys show short men don’t have small penises_ argument but evidence about penises won’t convince him of anything about vaginas. I’ve also tried to draw analogies to breasts, noses, and feet, but he uses the same logic to also render these examples (ahem) impotent.
My experiences don’t count, either. I can attest to the fact that there are small women with loose vaginas, and large women with tight ones, but despite my protestations, my friend assumes I must have encountered “stretched-out little hoes.”
(What I haven’t told him is that my hypothesis is that there may be some correlation with ear size… but that’s based on a non-scientific sample set.)
I’m at a loss. Any help, Dopers?
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### Author:  [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/56 "2001-05-08T07:32:27Z")
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- Since Kegels keep getting mentioned, I’ll just toss this one in: even better is doing single-leg squats on an exercise machine. Instead of flexing both legs at the same time, you have to flex “bicycle” style, one leg bending while the other leg straightening. It doesn’t even require much weight to work, you just have to have a squat machine to do them on. Try it just once and you’ll feel the burn; do it a couple times a week for six weeks and other people will notice too. ~ Do it a lot and the muscles -esp. on the inner thighs- will start to _bulge_
(how many kegels will that take?) ,
not that your special guy will complain.
-If he does, ditch him and email me. - MC
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### Author:  [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/57 "2001-05-08T14:07:12Z")
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> \*Originally posted by MC \*
> \*\* - - - Since Kegels keep getting mentioned, I’ll just toss this one in: even better is doing single-leg squats on an exercise machine…Do it a lot and the muscles -esp. on the inner thighs- will start to _bulge_
> (how many kegels will that take?) - MC
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[childbirth educator hat on]
**MC** , I think you may be a little confused about what the Kegel exercise does. Kegel exercises strengthen the pubococcogyeus muscle, which looks sort of like a hammock stretched between the pubic bone in the front and the coccyx in the back. It controls the urethra, the vagina, and the rectum and supports the internal organs. It has nothing to do with your inner thighs.
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### Author:  [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/58 "2001-05-08T16:52:57Z")
Bughunter wrote:
I can attest to the fact that there are small women
with loose vaginas, and large women with tight ones,
but despite my protestations, my friend assumes I must
have encountered “stretched-out little hoes.”
So, what makes him think that the small women he’s trying to lay won’t be similarly stretched out? Especially considering that any woman who’s willing to bed someone as odious as himself is a likely candidate for being “stretched out.”
What’s the matter with letting him chase after small women, anyway? Let him learn his own lessons.
As for vaginal musculature…it’s a wonderful thing.
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### Author:  [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-girls-are-bigger-than-others-more-sex-stuff/37324/59 "2001-05-09T05:44:06Z")
**oh, what the hell…**
Women in examination room, in stirrups. Doctor examining.
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
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"Doctor, you didn't have to say it twice."
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“I didn’t.”
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