# Some Joke Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-joke-threads/551681 "2010-08-27T16:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-joke-threads/551681/1 "2010-08-27T16:22:08Z")
Not meant to be comprehensive, just big threads that have jokes as a theme. Add to the list if you know of others worth sharing. > **[The Offensive Joke Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=573135)** > > just because i like to have cheap laughs at other people’s expense. anti-asian jokes if you have them just because i just haven’t heard any real good ones ever really. How can you tell if a pedophile is jewish? The Offensive Joke Thread ( 1 2 3) pancakes3 08-09-2010 11:04 AM by jjimm 118 4,494 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[A different sort of joke thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=546664)** > > I love a good joke, but it often seems as though I’ve already heard all the good ones. So here’s how this works: Tell a joke, one per post. If I have heard it before, it gets zero points and no further consideration regardless of how hilarious it... A different sort of joke thread ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page) Mean Mr. Mustard 03-02-2010 09:27 PM by Uncle Brother Walker 737 16,984 The Game Room > **[In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=522415)** > > Insert your Michael Jackson jokes here. I don’t think there could be a more appropriate time, and let’s be homest, we’re all dying to tell them anyway. Here are as couple of classics to get started: Why did Michael Jackson rush off to Wal-Mart? he... In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup ( 1 2 3) Diogenes the Cynic 07-03-2009 07:31 AM by Walker in Eternity 104 6,237 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[Ruin a joke](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322326)** > > Tell a well-known joke in such a way that it’s totally unfunny and misses the point. I’ll start you off: The other day I shot an elephant while I was wearing my pajamas. I don’t know why I was wearing my pajamas. Why did the chicken cross the road?... Ruin a joke ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page) tdn 01-21-2009 09:54 AM by HeyHomie 306 16,526 Cafe Society > **[Ever say something as a joke, and have someone take you seriously?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=495882)** > > So, my husband, just now, had the remote to the tv in his hand, and somehow managed to lose it. Him: Where is it? I just had it? Me (being a smart ass): Have you looked in your pants? God as my witness, he patted his pockets, then actually... Ever say something as a joke, and have someone take you seriously? ( 1 2 3) Arglefraster 12-11-2008 01:36 PM by manila 123 4,628 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[Geekiest joke ever?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=445418)** > > A guy at work has this taped to the side of his computer. He works a different shift, so I never see him but I’ve passed by it at least 100 times without realizing the joke. Then I took a good look one day and had a laugh. On the side of his... Geekiest joke ever? ( 1 2 3) Fugazi 12-01-2007 11:10 AM by cactus waltz 113 5,718 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[Most well-known sex joke?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=440219)** > > I can’t for the life of me remember how this conversation started at work, but I thought EVERYONE had heard this joke: 1st person: Do you smoke after sex? 2nd person: I don’t know. I’ve never looked. But I’ve been astounded that fewer than half... Most well-known sex joke? ( 1 2 3) Boyo Jim 10-27-2007 08:09 PM by Martini Enfield 105 4,472 In My Humble Opinion > **[Tell me your favorite joke](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=425705)** > > things have fallen apart in my life in a big way these past couple days and I’m really just… need something to cheer me up. And I figure somebody else probably does, too, so- post your favorite joke here 🙂 or your favorite hilariously funny picture... Tell me your favorite joke ( 1 2 3 4) SurrenderDorothy 06-25-2007 03:58 AM by Rilchiam 157 5,251 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=391871)** > > Title says it. I’m looking for a funny (funnier the better) joke which is NOT at the expense of any individual or group, and would be guaranteed to not offend almost any person. What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know? ( 1 2 3 4) CynicalGabe 05-26-2007 07:09 AM by SkipMagic 181 9,334 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[World's funniest joke](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=375107)** > > Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The... World’s funniest joke ( 1 2 3 4) blinkingblinking 07-23-2006 08:15 AM by Wallenstein 190 15,250 Cafe Society > **[What's the most inappropriate joke or comment you've ever made?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378981)** > > I just thought of a pretty nasty one that I almost posted in another thread here. I’d share it now, but I’m feeling cowardly, and I’d rather read some of yours first to make me feel like less of an asshole. Here’s a warm-up, just to get things... What’s the most inappropriate joke or comment you’ve ever made? ( 1 2 3) some white dude 07-17-2006 03:16 PM by rhythmonly 101 5,322 In My Humble Opinion > **[And the award for "Dirtiest Joke on Network Television" goes to...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=372825)** > > Well, that’s up to you dopers. A few rules: It has be a joke from a broadcast network–ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, Fox, WB, or UPN. HBO, FX, and other cable networks not constrained by FCC rules are disqualified. 1a. Unless, of course, it’s a REALLY good... And the award for “Dirtiest Joke on Network Television” goes to… ( 1 2 3) Skald the Rhymer 05-30-2006 03:22 PM by chorpler 131 8,504 Cafe Society > **[There Is No Joke I Love To Tell More Than This One](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=62811)** > > Sam Clam and Larry Lobster Sam Clam and Larry lobster were the best of friends living at the bottom of the ocean. They were practically inseparable, which explains how they both got caught in a lobster trap together and died together. Larry Lobster... There Is No Joke I Love To Tell More Than This One ( 1 2 3) Tretiak 09-29-2005 07:27 PM by SkipMagic 138 4,878 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[Groaners. The really bad joke thread.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=276444)** > > This joke is bad on a couple of levels, not the least of which it requires knowledge that many younger people might not have. A zoo receives a gnu as a gft. Since the new gnu was not expected, they had to scramble to find a place to put it until... Groaners. The really bad joke thread. ( 1 2 3) Johnny L.A. 09-25-2004 10:35 AM by Trans Fat Og 121 2,960 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) > **[Lame Joke Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151812)** > > I just wanted post some of the jokes I think are absolutly hillarious but everyone else thinks are insanely stupid. Maybe then someone can tell me what’s wrong with my sense of humor. All of you out there please post the lamest jokes you’ve ever... Lame Joke Thread ( 1 2 3) BioHazard 02-16-2003 07:40 PM by BioHazard 125 2,671 In My Humble Opinion > **[What your favorite joke?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=116832)** > > I love this one. Everyone says they hate it but they end up repeating to to others anyways…go figure… Two potatoes are walking down the street. How can you tell which one is the female potato? The female potato is wearing a t-shirt that says... What your favorite joke? ( 1 2 3) ice1000 06-03-2002 03:24 PM by Knowed Out 114 3,151 In My Humble Opinion > **[Best Joke I've heard in months](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=17254)** > > This one cracked me up completely (and I hardly ever crack up, most “jokes” barely make me smile). An Italian, a German and a Jew are lost and wandering in the desert. The Italian says: “I’m so hungry! I’m so thirsty! I must have water!” The... Best Joke I’ve heard in months ( 1 2 3) Stoid 01-02-2000 08:02 AM by Little Nemo 110 231 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)