# Some Non-PC Gay sex questions... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 2, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629 "2015-02-02T19:27:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/21 "2015-02-03T17:12:45Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Well it WAS, until nobody even brought up double-headed dildos. Pfft. It seems like using those things would take a lot of practice. Also they look slightly dangerous, like you might\* fall off \*or something. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/22 "2015-02-03T17:16:29Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Does anyone else have a dungeon in their attic? Nah, too hot in the summer. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/23 "2015-02-03T17:43:11Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > Yes, oral is in our playbook but it’s spice, not meat and potatoes, so to speak. Chicken and dumplings, if you catch my drift. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/24 "2015-02-03T18:56:34Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Should we tell him about oral sex? > > Yes, oral sex is sex, otherwise it would be called oral something-something instead of oral sex. Oh, it’s called by A LOT of other names! Should we start a list? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/25 "2015-02-03T21:10:20Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > It seems like using those things would take a lot of practice. Also they look slightly dangerous, like you might\* fall off \*or something. It’s just like riding a bike. With no seat. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/26 "2015-02-03T21:25:05Z")
Men massively overrate the allure of vaginal penetration as a means for women’s pleasure (for obvious reasons). The idea that lesbians primarily use strap ons or dildos or that they scissor each other is a fantasy of straight dudes. Scissoring in particular is a miserable method of getting an orgasm, but hey, it sure looks cool. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/27 "2015-02-03T22:12:51Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > Hi - back again - hasn’t been long - fast topic growth. > > Yes, oral is in our playbook but it’s spice, not meat and potatoes, so to speak. If oral is a spice, then it’d better be _salt_. No, seriously, oral really belongs to the “things I pull out almost every time I have sex” list even more than a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/28 "2015-02-04T03:10:17Z")
My wife seems, for lack of a better word, ticklish down there. Almost any external stimulation results in her telling me to stop _doing that_ down there and just get too it. Me? I like giving and love receiving oral but I rarely orgasm that way so we’re back to vaginal sex by the end of the evening. It’s very often mutually satisfying. When I waggle my eyebrows at my wife and ask if she’s missing something from our menu, she always tells me no. If I start something unusual then often she’ll indulge me but there’s an air of humoring me and that usually takes the fun out of it for next time. I have a small box of tricks that have only been used once. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/29 "2015-02-04T05:06:40Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > OP: What makes you think that “penises are intended for orifices”? It’s obviously not the case that orifices are intended for penises. I’m not a guy or anything, but doesn’t it feel good to have one’s penis surrounded by an orifice? Why isn’t a vagina intended for a penis to be inserted into it? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/30 "2015-02-04T06:04:57Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > So, maybe my view of sex is just too narrow. I figure it must involve an orifice and a penis-shaped object as the primary method. Way, waaaaay too narrow. About 1/3 to 1/2 of Spanish women masturbate without touching themselves (or ourselves, I should say); having masturbated in public with my clothes on and the knowledge that the only people who’d notice would be other women who could, I have no problem believing that lesbians can have sex with each other with their clothes on. Should we call our orgasms by a different name? ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/31 "2015-02-04T13:07:07Z")
> [@tapu](#): > > We come in a restaurant, with a finger. On a plane, with just pressure, under a blanket. At home we encircle each other’s body like we’re one organism. > . We can cum on a boat, We can cum while in a pool we float, We can cum in a plane, Or on a commuter train! We can cum in a group, While using a hula-hoop! We can cum so many ways That are known only to the female gays. (_With apologies to Dr. Seuess…_) ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/32 "2015-02-04T14:18:38Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > It seems like using those things would take a lot of practice. Also they look slightly dangerous, like you might\* fall off \*or something. S’okay, I’ll keep you safe. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/33 "2015-02-04T21:05:04Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > having masturbated in public with my clothes on and the knowledge that the only people who’d notice would be other women who could, (snipped) WAT Am I misreading this, or do you flick the bean in public through your clothing? ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/34 "2015-02-04T23:28:38Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > I figure it must involve an orifice and a penis-shaped object as the primary method. That is because you are a man your primary sex organ (other than your brain) is your penis, therefore, it is frequently the star of the show from your viewpoint. A penis is not necessary for enjoyable sex to ensue. They’re a gosh darn amount of fun but they aren’t _necessary_ from a woman’s viewpoint. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/35 "2015-02-05T06:31:15Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > A penis is not necessary for enjoyable sex to ensue. They’re a gosh darn amount of fun but they aren’t _necessary_ from a woman’s viewpoint. Nor are they necessary from a man’s viewpoint. I haven’t had an erection in years, since I was about 65. It’s the best thing that ever happened to our sex lives. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/36 "2015-02-05T13:06:54Z")
Well, OK - I didn’t feel qualified to speak for the men, not being one. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/37 "2015-02-10T19:47:49Z")
Care to enlighten us as to the mechanics? You can be vague. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/38 "2015-02-10T20:21:15Z")
N/M ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/39 "2015-02-10T20:41:49Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Nor are they necessary from a man’s viewpoint. > > I haven’t had an erection in years, since I was about 65. It’s the best thing that ever happened to our sex lives. I am curious how this has been good for your sex life. ---
**Author:** ![NurseBernard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NurseBernard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseBernard)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/40 "2015-02-10T21:00:57Z")
‘Alternative orifice’ haha, brilliant! Wish they could re-write something like Lady Chatterley with such phrases. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629.md?page=3)