# Some Non-PC Gay sex questions... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 2, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629 "2015-02-02T19:27:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/41 "2015-02-10T22:18:16Z")
drewtwo99, resident gay doper checking in. Here’s some statistics that I’m guessing are mostly correct to describe my long-term relationship sex life. First, let’s define sex as any action that brings one or both partners to orgasm. Given that, then… about 40-60% probably comes from anal sex 20-40% probably comes from oral sex 20-40% probably comes from mutual manual sex (hand jobs, or jacking off together) Rough estimates, but that’s about how it is for me, in my current relationship. It varies from partner to partner. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/42 "2015-02-10T22:28:03Z")
Damn dude, that’s like 140% sex. You should take a break once in a while and eat if you wanna keep living. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/43 "2015-02-10T22:29:04Z")
If you take the maximum from each of those, then yes. If not, then don’t worry, I’m only having 100% sex. Basically, if the first one is really 60% and not 40%, then the other two are 20% each. It’s hard to come up with exact percentages. I don’t log all my sexual encounters in a ledger. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/44 "2015-02-10T22:42:52Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I don’t log all my sexual encounters in a ledger. Slacker. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/45 "2015-02-10T22:57:08Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > We can cum on a boat, > We can cum while in a pool we float, > We can cum in a plane, > Or on a commuter train! > > We can cum in a group, > While using a hula-hoop! > We can cum so many ways > That are known only to the female gays. > > (_With apologies to Dr. Seuess…_) Gee, thanks for ruining one of my fondest childhood memories **GrumpyBunny**! (Seriously, that was brilliant.) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/46 "2015-02-11T01:14:53Z")
> [@tapu](#): > > As re: lesbian sex > > I’d say the majority of lesbian sex involves no dildos or toys. The VAST majority. See, we can make love with our clothes on, make each other come in public, enjoy a wide range of positions and acts that straight people and gay men can’t even contemplate. We come in a restaurant, with a finger. On a plane, with just pressure, under a blanket. At home we encircle each other’s body like we’re one organism. > > Oh! A dildo. Sure, we can play with that… Wasn’t it Susie Bright who said “[Lesbians] don’t have any problems with penises. We just don’t like them on men.”? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/47 "2015-02-11T01:41:04Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > Wasn’t it Susie Bright who said “[Lesbians] don’t have any problems with penises. We just don’t like them on men.”? Susie Bright is bisexual, so she presumably does like penises on men. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/48 "2015-02-11T03:58:11Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > (snipped) > > WAT > > Am I misreading this, or do you flick the bean in public through your clothing? Not flicking any beans and no “through my clothing”. My hands were atop the desk. It’s all muscle work. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/49 "2015-02-11T16:25:20Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > I am curious how this has been good for your sex life. First of all, with the right stimulation, I still have full orgasms with complete ejaculations. The only thing missing is the erection. It tends to diffuse and broaden my sexuality, rather than the urgency and specificity that comes with an erection. I no longer have this specific body part that’s screaming that it needs attention NOW!!! In a way, it approaches the full-body experience that, I hear, is more common with women. Much, much better. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/50 "2015-02-11T18:06:40Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Not flicking any beans and no “through my clothing”. My hands were atop the desk. It’s all muscle work. Which muscles? How exactly? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/51 "2015-02-11T18:14:45Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > Which muscles? How exactly? google ‘kegel’ ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/52 "2015-02-11T19:01:13Z")
[QUOTE=Doug Stanhope] …and more holes. That’s what you ladies need, more holes! That would help out. That would perk me up. A new and exciting hole. [/QUOTE] “Unlimited Orifices” would be… a difficult band name to say. ---
**Author:** ![PlumBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@PlumBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlumBob)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/53 "2015-02-11T19:05:48Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Nah, too hot in the summer. This ^ & Too cold in the Winter. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/54 "2015-02-12T02:38:59Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > Susie Bright is bisexual, so she presumably does like penises on men. …as well. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/55 "2015-02-12T13:30:14Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Not flicking any beans and no “through my clothing”. My hands were atop the desk. It’s all muscle work. That “Meg Ryan” scene makes a lot more sense now. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/56 "2015-02-12T14:42:43Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > Wasn’t it Susie Bright who said “[Lesbians] don’t have any problems with penises. We just don’t like them on men.”? > [@Lamia](#): > > Susie Bright is bisexual, so she presumably does like penises on men. Ha! Yes, I think I have read that quote by her; and yes, she suddenly became (discovered she was) bisexual in later life which was mildly confusing to all those who worshipped her as the premier lesbian pornographer for decades. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629/57 "2015-02-12T15:19:21Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > drewtwo99, resident gay doper checking in. Here’s some statistics that I’m guessing are mostly correct to describe my long-term relationship sex life. > > First, let’s define sex as any action that brings one or both partners to orgasm. Given that, then… > > about 40-60% probably comes from anal sex > 20-40% probably comes from oral sex > 20-40% probably comes from mutual manual sex (hand jobs, or jacking off together) > > Rough estimates, but that’s about how it is for me, in my current relationship. It varies from partner to partner. I’d say 10-20% on the mutual masturbation, but otherwise about the same for me and my husband. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-non-pc-gay-sex-questions/711629.md?page=2)