# Some people's sick fantasy gets just a little closer to reality. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825 "2002-06-13T11:50:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/1 "2002-06-13T11:50:31Z")
According to the celebrity birthday section of my local paper, today(June 13th) is the 16th birthday of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. So for those of you keeping track: The National Olsen Twins Jailbait Expiration Countdown Clock stands at T-Minus 730 days and counting. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_The\_Veal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@Jimmy\_The\_Veal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_The_Veal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/2 "2002-06-13T13:53:22Z")
ummm . . . in Louisiana, that’s only 365 days (age of consent = 17). Not that I am counting. I’ve often found it extremely odd that in this state, a man can legally have sex with a seventeen year old girl, yet, if he gives her a beer, he could go to jail. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/3 "2002-06-13T13:56:16Z")
I predict they will be doing porn before they are 20. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/4 "2002-06-13T14:22:32Z")
They’re legal in Ireland. Not that I’d go near those gibbon faced freaks, but just so you know. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/5 "2002-06-13T14:51:34Z")
Who? ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/6 "2002-06-13T15:49:59Z")
They look like a pair of Troll Dolls. ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/7 "2002-06-13T16:34:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*I predict they will be doing porn before they are 20. \*\* No chance in hell. They’re so insanely loaded from all those stupid Mary-Kate and Ashley videos and the various other things they’ve done that they could each spend a million bucks a day and STILL have money left over after a year. Now at 30, after 10 years of heavy drug use and mismanagement, maybe. But 20? Nah, too soon. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/8 "2002-06-13T18:04:33Z")
Why would it be sick for someone to say “I can’t wait until they’re 18?” What’s so unreasonable about speculation on the future hotness of a girl? It would only be sick if someone said “DA-YAM, I wanna hit that right now!” I personally wonder why we need them when there are plenty of perfectly hot over-18s already. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/9 "2002-06-13T18:09:43Z")
I wonder why **Jack Batty** hasn’t made an appearance in this thread yet. ---
**Author:** ![Check6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@Check6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Check6)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/10 "2002-06-13T18:11:26Z")
DA-YAM, I’m 16 and I wanna hit that right now! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/11 "2002-06-13T18:14:21Z")
I’m guessing the Olsen house will remain a cherry jar for a long time to come. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/12 "2002-06-13T18:34:50Z")
better still, 730 days until fake photoshopped nudes appear on the internet! Spritle, who has no clue if there already are fake nudes of them on the 'net and who does not really care. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/13 "2002-06-13T18:59:12Z")
Lets see… We got “Gotcha ya!”, “Fucko off!” and now, my personal favorite, “DA-YAM!” * * * I scream, you scream, we all denounce Christ for Ice Cream! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/14 "2002-06-13T19:25:51Z")
Even the notion of stereographic porn isn’t enough to make this an option. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/15 "2002-06-13T20:18:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > Spritle, who has no clue if there already are fake nudes of them on the 'net and who does not really care. I’d be surprised if there weren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/16 "2002-06-13T20:51:39Z")
Times like this make me glad I prefer older women. ---
**Author:** ![lunak8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lunak8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunak8)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/17 "2002-06-13T23:32:20Z")
i wrote my perspective on the elfin vixens a while ago. here’s the link if anyone’s interested. their clothes line is cherry-picking fresh. [http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2001\_2/09\_13/news\_upfront3.html](http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2001_2/09_13/news_upfront3.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/18 "2002-06-14T00:04:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\*better still, 730 days until fake photoshopped nudes appear on the internet! > > \*\* Yeah, we can only hope someone will put SOMEBODY ELSE’S faces on them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/19 "2002-06-15T23:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\*I wonder why **Jack Batty** hasn’t made an appearance in this thread yet. \*\* That’s fucking cold, man. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825/20 "2002-06-16T05:28:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nanook of the North Shore \* > \*\* > > No chance in hell. They’re so insanely loaded from all those stupid Mary-Kate and Ashley videos and the various other things they’ve done that they could each spend a million bucks a day and STILL have money left over after a year. Now at 30, after 10 years of heavy drug use and mismanagement, maybe. But 20? Nah, too soon. \*\* Porn? I don’t think so. A spread in Playboy? Quite possible. And likely I will buy it, dirty old man that I’ll inevitably be 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-peoples-sick-fantasy-gets-just-a-little-closer-to-reality/113825.md?page=2)