# Some random idle thoughts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271 "2003-03-26T11:28:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/61 "2003-03-28T04:38:25Z")
i’ve got a lovely pair of coconuts! ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/62 "2003-03-28T04:44:27Z")
Man, that guy is really annoying. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/63 "2003-03-28T05:00:01Z")
So’s your momma She says Hi, by the way… ---
**Author:** ![Thaumaturge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Thaumaturge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaumaturge)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/64 "2003-03-28T05:09:49Z")
This girl I’m talking to on MSN messenger is really anoying…thinking of blocking her… ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/65 "2003-03-28T05:14:18Z")
Must feed parking meter. Wonder where my boss went. Can I leave the office if my boss is out? Better remember my keys, don’t want to lock myself out. I really want steak. ---
**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/66 "2003-03-28T05:25:19Z")
Why are you idle on my buddylist all the time? Uhhhh… my roommate’s printer just grunted, and now its spinning it’s wheels uselessly. Reading a book for pleasure = good Missing meeting to read said book = bad Pop goes the weasel… I really hate steak. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/67 "2003-03-28T05:32:10Z")
I love the sounds of a passing thunderstorm. Why do these people next door to me have so many cars? I had steak for dinner. And a salad with garlic peppercorn dressing. My leather gloves shrunk when they got wet, leading to an unspoken question of cows in this thunderstorm that’s passing… ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271/68 "2003-03-28T09:21:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spiff \* > **The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.** You can’t say that! IT DOESN’T, AND YOU CAN’T! I WON’T, AND IT DON’T! IT HASN’T, IT ISN’T, IT EVEN AIN’T AND IT SHOULDN’T . . . IT COULDN’T! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-random-idle-thoughts/164271.md?page=3)