# Some real 'vs' threads

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-real-vs-threads/199646 "2003-09-05T02:59:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-real-vs-threads/199646/1 "2003-09-05T02:59:43Z")

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Ok

Some fights I’d like to see  
Harry Potter vs. Tim the Enchanterer  
What if instead of Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas, King Theoden had The Magnificent Seven to try to hold Helms Deep?

The Rock vs. Sargent Rock

The keeper of the cave of (oh forget spelling that) the bunny from MP and the Holy Grail vs the Nazgul. All nine of them.  
The Mighty Thor vs. John Henry in a steel driving competition.

Rue Paul vs. Bugs Bunny in a cross dressing competition.

Michael Moor vs Rush Limbaugh in a pie eating competition.  
My choices

Tim  
7  
Sarge  
Bunny (that rabbit is dynamite)  
John Henry (Thor gets bored)  
Bugs  
The people who make pie.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-real-vs-threads/199646/2 "2003-09-05T18:15:42Z")

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> John Henry (Thor gets bored)

No, no, no… They weren’t boring their holes, they were driving them ;). But John Henry was motivated to give his mortal all in order to beat a machine… I’m not sure that he would put as much effort into beating another person.

The Nazgul can walk unclad, and thereby be immune to the bunny (with big sharp nasty teeth!), but then again, I’m not sure that the bunny is capable of feeling fear, so I’ll call that one a draw.

And Bugs can beat any human in a cross-dressing competition. For that matter, most humans can beat RuPaul in a cross-dressing competition, too. Bugs hands-down. Or paws-down, or lucky feet-down, or something.