# Some SDMB posters really, really need to get laid more.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 17, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382 "2001-03-17T16:32:45Z")
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### Author:  [@Shadesofgreen6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadesofgreen6)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/1 "2001-03-17T16:32:45Z")
I was casually reading through the board forums today, not really interested in posting anything, when I noticed some similarities in the comments of some posters. You know, after a while, you can kind of tell a lot about a poster by the way they post and now and then by their sig line, if they use one.
Some posters, and no insults intended, seem to have far too much computer time on their hands, and some seem to mainly post mostly on certain subjects, which has made me wonder a bit about their personal lives.
So, I figured I have the solution: they need to get laid. Not just laid, but **LAID** , thoroughly and regularly. Some sweetly, vigorously and gently and others with bed vibrating enthusiastic, calorie burning, wild, hours lasting **screwing**!!
So, who, on the board, do you think needs to get really, really _ **laid** _??
**Jeremy’s Evil Twin** : Definitely needs to be laid, frequently, thoroughly and, possibly gently, with great compassion or empathy. Sex is so good for low self esteem!
**Collunsbury** : Yep. He’s spent too much time with women who wrap themselves from head to foot. Needs to get occasionally laid vigorously with much raw dog lust by a sexy, buxom, short skirted beauty who likes and enjoys her own body and is erotic as hell.
**Technichick** : Frequently. Gently, thoroughly, with much cuddling, dim lights and soft music and touching. Wine should be imbibed to lower inhibitions and expand the pleasure. There is life beyond the computer.
**Cyndar** : Uh huh! Needs to get laid a lot. Both gently, sweetly and those great vigorous, mind bending episodes, that leave one exhausted and going ‘wow’! Perhaps the occassional good ol’ drunken ‘roll in the hay’ also. That should open her views beyond the veterinary realms.
There are more, but I leave it to you kind and gentle people to make the suggestions. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/2 "2001-03-17T17:04:16Z")
I resemble that remark. I haven’t gotten laid in so long I have to shave my palms daily.
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### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/3 "2001-03-17T17:11:07Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shadesofgreen6 \*
> \*\*So, who, on the board, do you think needs to get really, really _laid_??
> \*\*
I’m not ashamed to admit that **I** need to get laid.
It’s not going to happen anytime soon though, so it’s a good thing I’m an independent woman. 😉
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/4 "2001-03-17T17:20:28Z")
My husband wants me to start a thread: NON-SDMB psters who really, really, really need to get laid more.
Seriously, are you saying this in fun or in the ‘these people have a stick up their ass’ way? Because if it’s the latter, it should go to the Pit.
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### Author:  [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/5 "2001-03-17T17:34:24Z")
F\*\*k!
This is yet another example of Feynn not making a list… but in this case I don’t really mind.
🙂
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/6 "2001-03-17T18:38:17Z")
Yep, I do need to get laid.
Yer point? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Shadesofgreen6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadesofgreen6)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/7 "2001-03-17T19:04:33Z")
Fun, actually, though perhaps with a devious, hidden agenda. 😃
It’s just something that struck me as I was reading endless posts. I was thinking ‘cripes, somma these folks need to get laid more’ and decided to create a post to see if others agreed. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/8 "2001-03-17T19:08:28Z")
and I know just the woman for the job.
If she could just stay awake past 9 PM.
----:p/
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And, apparently, **Feynn** needs to get laid more.
There, now you made the list. Maybe you should recruit volunteers and compose a list of your own.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/9 "2001-03-17T19:12:03Z")
I know **I** do.
What year is this, again?
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### Author:  [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/10 "2001-03-17T19:17:45Z")
It’s St. Pat’s Day, so somebody please do MikeG a favor…
& while yr at it, shouldn’t somebody pop Corvus’ cherry? I mean, really!
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### Author:  [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/11 "2001-03-17T19:48:41Z")
Um, If I slip you a couple of bucks, could you put my name on the list, and then I could show it to my wife and…
No, huh, well, just a thought…
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### Author:  [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/12 "2001-03-17T19:59:48Z")
Yo, right here. I’m so pent-up my head’s about to explode. And no relief in sight…sigh.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/13 "2001-03-17T20:10:58Z")
There’s more to life than getting laid you know.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/14 "2001-03-17T20:26:08Z")
& Euty too.
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63818](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63818)
_So many many, so little time._
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/15 "2001-03-17T21:26:45Z")
Well, no argument here. I do get screwed on a regular basis, but not the kind this thread is about. _sigh_
I think some people (myself included) use the Internet and the SDMB to give themselves the illusion that they are really interacting with people. I realized that in reality (speaking only for myself her) I was using both as a way to avoid dealing with the messy reality that true interpersonal relationships present. I’m working on it, but it’s been slow going. Not having a computer at home now is helping.
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### Author:  [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/16 "2001-03-17T22:14:52Z")
I hereby add to the list… myself!!!
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### Author:  [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/17 "2001-03-17T23:21:50Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*
> \*\*There’s more to life than getting laid you know. \*\*
Hmph. Speak for yourself.
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### Author:  [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/18 "2001-03-17T23:27:59Z")
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Lizard said:
“I think some people (myself included) use the Internet and the SDMB to give themselves the illusion that they are really interacting with people. I realized that in reality (speaking only for myself her) I was using both as a way to avoid dealing with the messy reality that true interpersonal relationships present. I’m working on it, but it’s been slow going. Not having a computer at home now is helping.”
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Well spoken, Lizard. For the past week I’ve ignored my doggy, Shnookums, my family, my friends, my work, and just everything playing on this goddamn message board. And I’ve had so much fun, but I’ve come to the conclusion that the INTERNET IS DANGEROUS because it doesn’t hold you accountable for your actions. [sigh] I can’t wait to get back somewhere where I don’t have access to computers with internet capability. I mean, I don’t have problems interacting with people–I just occasionally scare them, especially males, away.
As far as that need to get laid list, put me on it too. I mean, I’m so desperate to find an intelligent man who won’t run scared from me that I’ve been moved to proposition a man I don’t know and have never seen! Now I’m virtually married, and I’m still reeling from that fact. I kind of like this marriage though because again, I’m not accountable for anything in it. Don’t get me wrong, I meant it when I said I wouldn’t mind preserving his genes. That actually does kind of scare me. I think it would have set better with me if I’d met Collounsbury in a bar and heard him making those neat, elegant arguments he does and just in general displaying that formidable intellect he has, [celestina fanning herself], then I would at least have been able to see his body language and hear his voice inflections so that I could have an even better basis for propositioning him. Who knows, maybe one day I will get to meet him and talk to him face to face. I think I’d really like that. I’d probably scare him away too, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. I do feel his pain since I’m not getting any either–I actually do hope he does get some satisfactory nookie at some point–but as for my virtual husband, Collounsbury, I really don’t mean to sound proprietary, but all of you ladies keep your hands off.
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### Author:  [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/19 "2001-03-17T23:54:38Z")
Oh, I will :D. In 22 weeks ☹ (see sig)
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### Author:  [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/20 "2001-03-17T23:58:26Z")
Add **Anniz** and I to the list. Somehow, we can’t get enough of each other. 😉
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