# Some SDMB posters really, really need to get laid more. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 17, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382 "2001-03-17T16:32:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/21 "2001-03-18T00:03:53Z")
_raises hand_ Present. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/22 "2001-03-18T00:45:03Z")
You may as well add my name to the list. It’s been so long since I’m done anyything that so much as hugging my ex boyfriend makes me think about sex. Not the greatest thing to think about when in a crowded hall way at school. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/23 "2001-03-18T01:24:53Z")
> [@](#): > > **Technichick** : Frequently. Gently, thoroughly, with much cuddling, dim lights and soft music and touching. Wine should be imbibed to lower inhibitions and expand the pleasure. There is life beyond the computer. And your point is??? Actually I just need a life once in a while off this thing, hard to do when you work in the internet realm. I did take almost two and a half days off of the boards, only to check email, once. I was able to catch up on my TV watching uninterrupted and I also got to watch my Avalanche kick some Redwings ass today! Tomorrow, I will be busy watching some auto racing and praying for some sunshine. Oh and I don’t drink wine, that’s the call for “not now honey I have a headache”. Oh and I am not familiar with who you are…hmmmm a newbie stating I need to get laid…hmmmm. No offense taken, I know the last time and I will admit it was a long while ago. Shoot, I used to date a guy from AOL, we’d practically make love on his chair while on line…so just goes to show you can still get it all in, in one fell swoop. ---
**Author:** ![SpyderA48](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SpyderA48](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpyderA48)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/24 "2001-03-18T01:40:51Z")
??? **There’s more to life than just sex**??? But sex is the best!!! Get laid more often and ‘more’ better _SILVERFIRE_, and you’ll understand. I think **Coldfire** could use some raw dog banging. That often prickly attitude of his might be mellowed some. **Duck Duck Goose** needs a fantasy lay with the exotic stripper of his choice, with stripper music, with the black lights and with the colored lights and a lot of beer. (Humm? That sounds good!) **ANENQUIRINGMIND** though new, seems like he could use a good roll in the clover. Me? Well, I could handle more action 'tween the sheets or on the floor. Problem with me is, I’m picky. Lately all I seem to attract are the homely chicks and the flakes and while flakes can be fun, too much is not a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/25 "2001-03-18T01:53:20Z")
**Moderator’s note:** ::watches entranced as thread drifts gently in the breeze:: I gotta say, folks here have their own unique will about the way discussions go. This one ain’t drifting Pit-ward, given the notable lack of flaming or general snottiness. Hmmmm. It’s drifted straight out of the realm of opinion… but with all the wistful, “me, too’s” it’s self-evolved into a _poll_! That’s the ticket! I’m leaving the thread here for the nonce. Of course some blissfully satiated Doper may respond and the whole thing drift again into envious sniping–or more likely envious pleas for details and/or eager propositions. In which we’d lose the thread to Mundane and Pointless… The mere _symbolism_ is painful, y’know? Getting laid well and very personally “mundane and pointless”?! If nothing else the descriptive imagination of the OP ::koff:: caught me eye. Nope, this one’s staying here for the moment. Please forgive the moment of addled moderator gibbering. We _have_ to read all this stuff. Carefully. In detail. Several times, in fact, to make sure no details escaped. Slippery little devils, those details. Married to the monitor, Veb ---
**Author:** ![rngadam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/97f17d/32.png) [@rngadam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rngadam)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/26 "2001-03-18T01:54:31Z")
Ah AH! I’m married so I get all the sex I want!!! NAH NAH! See, just yesterday… Ah no… The day bef… Nope… Last week? Month? … Uh, wait a bit, when was the last time I had sex exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/27 "2001-03-18T02:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > **Oh and I don’t drink wine, that’s the call for “not now honey I have a headache”.** Una grabs a 12-pack of Molson Ice, and looks on the map to see how to drive to Liz from KC… ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/28 "2001-03-18T02:27:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\*It’s St. Pat’s Day, so somebody please do MikeG a favor… > \*\* Now the Doctor said it, so it has to be good for you ladies,right? FTR, I will be at: Gunther Murphy’s 1638 W. Belmont Chicago IL 1/2 block west of Ashland tonight from 10:00 P.M. onwards…😃 I’ll be in jeans and an Irish Football Jersey… ::crosses fingers and hopes that the right person reads this…:: and to keep it from degenerating into a IMHO-bound proposition I would like to bring to the group’s attention the following posters in need of some hot octopus lovin’: **Sapphire Bullet** **Wicked Blue** **dpr** **porcupine** **EnderW** **wyldelf** **reprise** and pretty much every person who has been to the last three ChiDopes…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/29 "2001-03-18T02:33:41Z")
Perhaps it doesn’t rate getting laid well and very personally, but somone has got to come up with more than a cyber peck for Veb for semi-gratuitous use of the nonce in a post… of this ilk. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/30 "2001-03-18T02:40:59Z")
\*Originally posted by SpyderA48 \* > [@](#): > > **Duck Duck Goose** needs a fantasy lay with the exotic stripper of his choice, with stripper music, with the black lights and with the colored lights and a lot of beer. (Humm? That sounds good!)\*\* As a matter of boring, empirical fact **Duck Duck Goose** is female. Not dismissing your premise, understand; just pointing out a niggly detail. Dang simulposts. I blathered on at length with internal debates (okay, so not so internal) about where this thread might possibly be headed and it merrily wobbled off course again before I could hit submit. The hell with it anyway. T’ain’t planetary nuclear destruction. Discuss at will. Have a ball. But one question: what’s this “sex” thing you’re discussing? Veb ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/31 "2001-03-18T03:26:51Z")
**Fairy Princess Kitty** I know her well enough to know this. **Kitty** , I’m more than willing! 😃 _Please…_ ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/32 "2001-03-18T03:56:21Z")
The opera in my town had an advertising campaign recently that was basically “XYZ opera, get lucky tonight”. Billboards, radio. Well, for years opera tickets have helped me. It was funny to see the pandering stance. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/33 "2001-03-18T04:15:54Z")
> [@](#): > > - > > FTR, I will be at: > Gunther Murphy’s > 1638 W. Belmont > Chicago IL > 1/2 block west of Ashland > \*\* Crap. I even know where that is, from my past life as the boy toy of a northwestrner.(She went on to be the youngest Judge to ever run a prison in Wisconsin.) Who’s up for a road trip? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/34 "2001-03-18T04:20:59Z")
Well, being married to a man who is perpetually 17 years old, I get all the sex I can handle. However, I really need to get laid. In a non-commital, non-baby making (although, if it worked…), non-love kind of situation. I really need this. Badly. ---
**Author:** ![SpyderA48](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SpyderA48](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpyderA48)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/35 "2001-03-18T04:27:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Duck Duck Goose needs a fantasy lay with the exotic stripper of his choice, with stripper music, with the black lights and with the colored lights and a lot of beer. (Humm? That sounds good!) > [@](#): > > As a matter of boring, empirical fact Duck Duck Goose is female. Not dismissing your premise, understand; just pointing out a niggly detail. OMG!! Sorry!! In that case, the following applies: Duck Duck Goose needs a fantasy lay with the exotic **male** stripper of **her** choice, with stripper music, with the black lights and with the colored lights and a lot of beer. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/36 "2001-03-18T07:21:37Z")
I need to get laid, but am picky, so it ain’t likely to happen anytime soon, cause it hasn’t happened in more years than fingers on a hand. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/37 "2001-03-18T08:04:38Z")
> [@](#): > > So, who, on the board, do you think needs to get really, really **laid??** Cecil Adams. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/38 "2001-03-18T14:31:10Z")
Howse it going? ----:)/x o x o x ----///\\ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > **And your point is???..Oh and I am not familiar with who you are…hmmmm a newbie stating I need to get laid…hmmmm. No offense taken, I know the last time and I will admit it was a long while ago.** Maybe he saw your [picture](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/techchick68.html) and is volunteering his services. > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Shadesofgreen6_ > Fun, actually, though perhaps with a devious, hidden agenda. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/39 "2001-03-18T16:31:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*There’s more to life than getting laid you know. \*\* True, but when you’re around, it’s hard to think of anything else… ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/40 "2001-03-18T17:45:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > I would like to bring to the group’s attention the following posters in need of some hot octopus lovin’: > **dpr** > **porcupine** **dpr** , we’re sandwiched right next to each other. Shall we put each other out of our misery? > [@](#): > > and pretty much every person who has been to the last three ChiDopes…🙂 Everyone? I think some are in more needs than others. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382.md?page=3)