# Some SDMB posters really, really need to get laid more. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 17, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382 "2001-03-17T16:32:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/41 "2001-03-18T17:53:01Z")
[announcer voice]And the Birdman’s drought continues. He hasn’t reached base in his last 20 at bats. Stay tuned.[/announcer voice] ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/42 "2001-03-18T18:00:07Z")
_Ahem_ Me. Tripler That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/43 "2001-03-18T18:26:37Z")
1. Massive 2. Board 3. Orgy. Looks like it’s time for a dopefest. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/44 "2001-03-18T19:21:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*1. Massive > 2. Board > 3. Orgy. > > Looks like it’s time for a dopefest. \*\* Gasp! _choking on food while laughing hysterically_ I hereby nominate **Totoro** for funniest post of less than 12 words. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/45 "2001-03-18T19:53:10Z")
Anyone who read my thread on an[excess of erections](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53932) in my house would be right to assume that I have sex on a regular basis. My IRL sex life runs the gammut from sweet sleepy Sunday morning lovin to raucous, raunchy Saturday night f\*cking, with a little bit of everything else thrown in other days of the week. But Oh I still love to talk about it, read about and look for tips on how to be better at it–or at least different at it. Different is good. So you guys carry on. I’m taking notes. Yooooo Hooooo Honey, Come here, I want to show you something. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/46 "2001-03-18T21:40:15Z")
Gee, Mermaid, thanks for rubbing it in and making me feel even worse. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/47 "2001-03-18T23:37:33Z")
1. Massive 2. Board 3. Hi, Opal! 4. Orgy ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/48 "2001-03-19T01:45:36Z")
Well, let’s see: I was born in 1980 and I’m a junior in college. We take age in years (_x_) and devide by number of sexual encounters to date (_y_) and I should be getting laid again . . . just as President Bush is coming up for re-election. Shit. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/49 "2001-03-19T01:47:53Z")
> [@](#): > > . . . and **devide** by number of sexual encounters. . . [Insert “sexual-frustration-affects-spelling” joke here.] ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/50 "2001-03-19T02:01:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\* > & while yr at it, shouldn’t somebody pop Corvus’ cherry? I mean, really! \*\* Jeez, go away for a week and I get this… I should leave more often 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/51 "2001-03-19T02:02:03Z")
Wow. I don’t know if I should be offended or amused. In any case, the OP is correct, I DO need to get laid, however, finding a willing partner has been difficult. I’m getting a brand new queen sized bed (I’ve been sleeping in a TWIN, how pathetic is that)next week. Any male Dopers care to help me break it in? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/52 "2001-03-19T02:06:45Z")
In an effort to once again prove that nothing phases me… I’ve never been laid. Of COURSE I need some action! However, I can wait longer still… I have Quake, I have Unreal, and I have the SDMB. > [@](#): > > Technichick: Frequently. Gently, thoroughly, with much cuddling, dim lights and soft music and touching. Wine should be imbibed to lower inhibitions and expand the pleasure. There is life beyond the computer. Hey, how’d you find that out? Have you seen my “Things to do” list? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/53 "2001-03-19T02:36:49Z")
I got laid about, oh, 30 minutes or so ago. I feel fine 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/54 "2001-03-19T04:36:14Z")
1. Get up. 2. Get two spazzy toddlers ready for day care. 3. Get self ready for work. 4. Rouse husband from coma he calls “sleep” so he can take me to work and take kids to day care. 5. Gratuitous “Hi Opal!” reference, although this is a list of more than two. 6. Work in customer service for local government. 7. Go home to spazzy toddlers, and spazzy husband who can’t find missing shoe, baby wipes, or guitar picks. 8. Wave to husband as he flies out door to his job. 9. Spend evening feeding/chasing/duct-taping spazzy toddlers. 10. Cruise SDMB during spazzy toddlers periodic R&R moments 11. Tuck finally exhausted toddlers in to beds. 12. Cruise SDMB until wee hours. 13. Fall asleep on couch. 14. Stagger in to bed when husband comes home at 4 am. 15. Sleep until cycle begins again. Hm. “Get laid” isn’t on the list. Sigh. 1. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/55 "2001-03-19T04:45:19Z")
Crap, Pers, Whatta apt description of my day. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/56 "2001-03-19T05:27:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > > Jeez, go away for a week and I get this… > > I should leave more often 🙂 > > \*\* Crumbs. If ya can’t pick on Corv, who can ya pick on? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/57 "2001-03-19T08:50:09Z")
And the cool thing is SPOOFELY says: > [@](#): > > Hey, how’d you find that out? Have you seen my “Things to do” list? Knowing fully I am about a decade older than him. I still got it and yes I admit I need to get laid. \< snort, and jumping like a little girl \> ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/58 "2001-03-19T08:57:22Z")
Well, far be it for me to argue with advice to get laid more. But, being an argumentative fellow --perhaps explaining my divorced status but that’s another matter-- I will. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shadesofgreen6 \* > Some posters, and no insults intended, seem to have far too much computer time on their hands, and some seem to mainly post mostly on certain subjects, which has made me wonder a bit about their personal lives. True, true. Of course, by choice. I hate Cairo. I loathe the ex-pat scene and Cairenes rub me the wrong way. And of course our projects in the country side are not in areas where socializing with Westerners is terribly smart. Anyway, plug is going to be pulled on all this soon, I suspect so maybe I’ll get to go to Tunis or Turkey. > [@](#): > > So, I figured I have the solution: they need to get laid. Not just laid, but **LAID** , thoroughly and regularly. Some sweetly, vigorously and gently and others with bed vibrating enthusiastic, calorie burning, wild, hours lasting **screwing**!! Who could argue with this? > [@](#): > > **Collunsbury** : Yep. He’s spent too much time with women who wrap themselves from head to foot. Needs to get occasionally laid vigorously with much raw dog lust by a sexy, buxom, short skirted beauty who likes and enjoys her own body and is erotic as hell. If you’re planning on sending me a buxom short skirted beauty for a Cairo visit with “services,” may I request she be on the darker side? Ah wait, this may get me in trouble with virtual wives. Ah well. But let me nitpick, lots of chickies in the city don’t wrap themselves head to foot and I can say from experience that many enjoy their body. However, the society has rules. You play for keeps or you pay to play. Given my reluctance on both accounts, drinking with my Leb buddy and wasting time at SBDM is a good time passer. (Aside, I have to say the imagery of arguing GD style in a bar is singularly odd. My weakness for Bacardi usually undermines neat arguments to be made.) ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/59 "2001-03-19T20:39:07Z")
Oh dear, Coll, you mean to tell me [hic] you don’t wax [hic] eloquent under the influence? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382/60 "2001-03-19T23:05:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > > \*\*There’s more to life than getting laid you know. \*\* > > True, but when you’re around, it’s hard to think of anything else… \*\* Wow. -Silver Fire, who really does need to get laid but hates to admit it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-sdmb-posters-really-really-need-to-get-laid-more/58382.md?page=4)