# Some set us up the sequential thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996 "2004-06-01T01:40:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/41 "2004-06-04T17:50:35Z")

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Wanna see something cute??  
My First Tonsil Stone

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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/42 "2004-06-04T18:31:33Z")

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I’m all alone and nobody loves me

Bathroom Drama: Take 2!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/43 "2004-06-04T19:43:58Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\*Is this picture real? If so, I’m mad. . .  
Talk about your cheesy pictures… \*\*

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/44 "2004-06-04T19:46:07Z")

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Ok, so just exactly how big was Milton Berle’s schlong?

Riding Giants

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/45 "2004-06-04T20:43:57Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\*So, last night I called 911 to report smoke…  
In Germany! \*\*

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/46 "2004-06-04T21:00:55Z")

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MPSIMS:  
Wanna see something cute??  
A WARNING For The Guys…  
Talk about your cheesy pictures…

Susan

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/47 "2004-06-04T21:04:58Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
>
> Do single gay guys eat better than hetero single guys?
> 
> How do they get corn kernels off the cob?

Ouch. That just made me shoot Coca-Cola out of my nose.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/48 "2004-06-04T21:35:22Z")

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Just seen in MPSIMS:

PC World doesn’t actually say “go buy a Mac” but . . .  
I said I’ll be right there! or Getting caught topless at work

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/49 "2004-06-04T21:53:32Z")

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In Cafe Society:

Ok, so just exactly how big was Milton Berle’s schlong? (Facts, not jokes, please!)  
Which celebrities have risen in your estimation due to one show

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/50 "2004-06-05T05:57:08Z")

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oh, yeah. Eve wins.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/51 "2004-06-05T12:30:30Z")

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From here in MPSIMS:

**I’m all alone and nobody loves me  
Oh, That Wacky, Zany O.J.!**

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/52 "2004-06-05T22:14:19Z")

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President Reagan in final hours?  
Ronald Reagan is dead.

☹  
RIP big guy.

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/53 "2004-06-06T02:04:39Z")

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What should I give my new Boyfriend for his birthday?  
$181 for a speeding ticket?!

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/54 "2004-06-06T02:09:34Z")

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**In IMHO:**

How often do you wash your pussy?

I wonder how many times…

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/55 "2004-06-06T04:19:04Z")

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In **GD** :

Is Bush going over the edge?

Should paranoid schizophrenics be forcibly committed?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/56 "2004-06-06T13:18:59Z")

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Dopers with Clitoral Piercings  
How often do you wash your pussy?

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/57 "2004-06-06T15:00:20Z")

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“I been through Manhatten on a dog with no nose…”  
“…and piss on a gopher it worked”

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/58 "2004-06-07T18:45:16Z")

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Only half-credit, since they were both started by the same person, but…

\*\*I screwed up a little girl’s piano recital ☹  
I am a Bad Pianist \*\*

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/59 "2004-06-07T18:51:13Z")

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How will Bill Clinton rescue his reputation?

Snooping in abandoned houses

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-set-us-up-the-sequential-thread/247996/60 "2004-06-07T19:23:26Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Only half-credit, since they were both started by the same person, but…
> 
> \*\*I screwed up a little girl’s piano recital ☹  
> I am a Bad Pianist \*\*

Double credit could have been awarded if the second thread was started by the little girl in the first post.

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