# Some very non-Pitting questions for Bricker

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 12, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375 "2014-08-12T16:19:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/101 "2014-08-13T19:12:05Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Who are you, again?

Someone who thinks you’re stupid. Thanks for asking!

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### Author: ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/102 "2014-08-13T19:43:36Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Someone who thinks you’re stupid. Thanks for asking!

I don’t think this is what it is.

People who are neutral - or who claim to be - get to have their words carry extra weight, as sort of unbiased arbitors. This can be frustrating to the side they “rule” against.

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### Author: ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/103 "2014-08-13T19:50:00Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I, personally, am Bricker-neutral. I agree with him on a couple things and disagree with him on others. As a somewhat sadistic observer of the human situation, though, I do enjoy watching him reduce his opponents to rage-quitting jelly.

See, I’m Bricker-neutral too, and I get annoyed by a lot of the trivial nonsense people throw at him. But I think his focus on procedure often makes him unable to understand that other folks don’t emphasize, or care about, procedure as much as he does–he’s the lawful-good paladin ineffectively telling the bard what to do.

> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> People who are neutral - or who claim to be - get to have their words carry extra weight, as sort of unbiased arbitors. This can be frustrating to the side they “rule” against.

If you change the phrase “get to” to “think they,” and change “frustrating” to “annoying,” we agree.

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### Author: ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/104 "2014-08-13T19:51:54Z")

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Who is “we”?

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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/105 "2014-08-13T20:02:13Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> People who are neutral - or who claim to be - get to have their words carry extra weight

I’m sure that’s what they want, which is why they look so incredibly stupid when they strut around.

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### Author: ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/106 "2014-08-13T20:04:36Z")

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I’m not sure the partisans are the best judges of that, though.

Maybe we need other neutral people to keep score of that. 🙂

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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/107 "2014-08-13T20:10:35Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> I’m not sure the partisans are the best judges of that, though.
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> Maybe we need other neutral people to keep score of that. 🙂

Who are you “neutrals” attempting to impress? If the whole thread is partisan except for you and you can only impress a neutral, sounds like you’re only impressing yourself.

Oh, I just answered my own question.

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### Author: ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/108 "2014-08-13T20:13:41Z")

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I have not claimed to be neutral here, and I believe you have me confused with someone else. (Think of someone whose name rhymes with “ **Scumpup** ”.)

But FWIW, it’s likely that a lot of the readers are “neutral”, even if they’re less likely to actually post, and I suspect you’re aware of this.

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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/109 "2014-08-13T20:16:00Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> I have not claimed to be neutral here, and I believe you have me confused with someone else. (Think of someone whose name rhymes with “Scumpup”.)

You’ve claimed this neutrality in other threads, and you sure are riding to the rescue again in this one, you champion of the oppressed, you!

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### Author: ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/110 "2014-08-13T20:21:23Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> You’ve claimed this neutrality in other threads

I don’t recall ever doing this.

What are you referring to?

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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/111 "2014-08-13T20:31:17Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> I don’t recall ever doing this.
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> What are you referring to?

You don’t think you try to pull out the “I am a neutral observer therefore you should totally give what I say more weight” card? Okey dokey. You can be a partisan if you like! Of course, those mysterious lurkers who only trust neutrals will now ignore everything you say, but them’s the breaks.

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### Author: ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/112 "2014-08-13T20:34:01Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> You don’t think you try to pull out the “I am a neutral observer therefore you should totally give what I say more weight” card? Okey dokey.

I can’t swear I’ve never done this, but I don’t recall it.

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> You can be a partisan if you like! Of course, those mysterious lurkers who only trust neutrals will now ignore everything you say, but them’s the breaks.

Not a problem.

Fortunately my ironclad logic and penetrating insights carry the day despite this handicap.

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### Author: ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/113 "2014-08-13T21:19:59Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Someone who thinks you’re stupid. Thanks for asking!

Really? You hadn’t registered on me as interesting, or funny, or informed, or even offensive enough to know who you are. Have we interacted before this thread?

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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/114 "2014-08-13T21:22:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Who are you, again?

A goddess, apparently. Whereas you are an immature dog with rather poor hygiene. Happy to clarify that for you, its what I do.

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### Author: ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/115 "2014-08-13T21:37:51Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> A goddess, apparently. Whereas you are an immature dog with rather poor hygiene. Happy to clarify that for you, its what I do.

Shed some light on it, that’s for sure.

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### Author: ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/116 "2014-08-13T21:57:25Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> A goddess, apparently. Whereas you are an immature dog with rather poor hygiene. Happy to clarify that for you, its what I do.

Oh, give yourself credit. You also show up in threads to do your folksy, old-timey lefty act too. It has a certain entertainment value to folks who enjoy a local theater group-level “Of Mice and Men” performance. I do know you because I’m one of those folks.

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### Author: ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/117 "2014-08-13T22:06:12Z")

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Hope you’re better at neutrality than you are at snarky put downs. Just sayin’.

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### Author: ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/118 "2014-08-13T22:16:59Z")

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> [@xenophon41](#):
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> Hope you’re better at neutrality than you are at snarky put downs. Just sayin’.

Wow! I’m meeting all kinds of new people today!

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### Author: ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/119 "2014-08-13T22:18:58Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Wow! I’m meeting all kinds of new people today!

Do you think your deficits of perception and memory indicates a shortcoming in other people?

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### Author: ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/some-very-non-pitting-questions-for-bricker/695375/120 "2014-08-13T22:20:54Z")

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