# Somebody missing a few marbles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2021, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222 "2021-01-11T03:30:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/41 "2021-01-15T19:10:31Z")
If it was raining soup, he’d run outside with a fork. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/42 "2021-01-15T19:19:54Z")
Couldn’t find his ass in a phone booth if the door was closed and the light was on. Wait, a phone WHAT? Dan ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/43 "2021-01-15T23:38:48Z")
His train of thought left him at the station. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/44 "2021-01-16T00:37:52Z")
So stupid, he could fuck up an anvil. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/45 "2021-01-16T01:26:12Z")
That, I say, that boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/46 "2021-01-16T01:43:45Z")
Smarter than the average horse, which is what makes him a stable genius. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/47 "2021-01-16T02:23:25Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > That, I say, that boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. Why, yes. Yes, he is. > [@cochrane](#): > > He’s about as sharp as a bowling ball. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/48 "2021-01-16T20:40:41Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > His train of thought left him at the station. Slight hijack: I was in a Vegas casino with a friend and got distracted in mid-conversation when one of the hostesses walked by. I told my friend that my train of thought had gotten derailed by a passing caboose. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/49 "2021-01-19T04:45:31Z")
Not the sharpest horn on the helmet Courtesy of Colbert tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222/50 "2021-01-19T20:34:02Z")
If you gave her a steel ball to play with she’d break it. If his shirttail was on fire he’d run instead of taking the shirt off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-missing-a-few-marbles/930222.md?page=2)