# Somebody sing me some Holly Cole

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 30, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-sing-me-some-holly-cole/252817 "2004-06-30T02:15:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-sing-me-some-holly-cole/252817/1 "2004-06-30T02:15:11Z")

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So my husband just told me today that he does _not_ know where all of our Holly Cole Trio cds are…or if they even exist anymore.

We used to have damned near the whole catalog.

Between our kids and the people at his work who borrowed them…_sniff_

Since I can’t enjoy them anymore, would **you** sing me a little? I don’t even care if you sing offkey.

C’mon, take a little pity on me.

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-sing-me-some-holly-cole/252817/2 "2004-06-30T04:51:40Z")

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Do you want us to make it go away … or make it better?

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-sing-me-some-holly-cole/252817/3 "2004-06-30T12:33:00Z")

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Here are a few for you. (note to mods, none of these are complete lyrics)  
La la la la la…me me me me me me

_clears throat_  
Cry if you want  
I won’t tell you not to  
I won’t try to cheer you up  
I’ll just be here if you want me

# It’s no use in keeping a stiff upper lip You can weep you can sleep you can loosen your grip You can frown you can drown and go down with the ship You can cry if you want to Don’t ever apologize venting your pain It’s something to me you don’t need to explain I don’t need to know why I don’t think it’s insane You can cry if you want to

Get out of town  
Before it’s too late my love  
Get out of town  
Be good to me please

Why wish me harm  
Why not retire to a farm  
And be contented to charm  
The birds of the trees

Just disappear  
I care for you much too much  
And when you’re near  
Close to me dear  
We touch too much

The thrill when we meet is so bittersweet  
That darling, it’s getting me down  
So on your mark, get set  
Get out of town

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You, you’ll have me but you won’t  
You love me so  
You so and so you don’t  
I knew and I know  
'Cause you told me so

You just want the best for me  
And I agree  
So off I go to see  
You try and be  
Happy without me

You’re two-sided baby  
You made it an art  
Waiting for your maybe  
Well maybe isn’t smart  
I’m two-sided too dear  
I want to be free  
Why do I cry when I know what I want 'cause I wanted someone to want me?

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A desert road from Vegas to nowhere  
Someplace better than where you’ve been  
A coffee machine that needs some fixin’  
A little cafe around the bend

I am calling you  
I am calling you

A hot dry wind blows right through me  
The baby’s crying and I can’t sleep  
But I can feel a change is coming  
s’coming closer a sweet release

I am calling you  
I am calling you

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Now he’s been gone such a long time  
Ever since he’s been gone he’s been on my mind  
I got a letter today just about noon  
Said “don’t worry baby I’ll be home soon”

Every day will be like a holiday  
When my baby when my baby comes home

Never have to worry about sittin’ by the phone  
'Cause when he gets here I won’t ever ever be alone  
He says he’ll get here sometime today  
I know that when he gets here he will never go away

Every day will be like a holiday  
When my baby when my baby comes home

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I can see clearly now, rain is gone  
I can see all obstacles in my way  
Gone are the dark clouds had me blind  
s’gonna be a bright, s’gonna be bright sunshiny day

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone  
All of my bad feelings have disappeared  
There is the rainbow I’ve been praying for  
s’gonna be a bright, s’gonna be bright sunshiny day

Look all around, nothing but blue sky  
Look straight ahead, nothing but blue sky

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I have eyes for you to give you dirty looks  
I have words that do not come from children’s books  
There’s a trick with a knife that I’m learning to do  
And everything I’ve got belongs to you

I’ve a powerful anesthesia in my fist  
And the perfect wrist to give your neck a twist  
There are hammerlock holds, I’ve mastered a few  
And everything I’ve got belongs to you

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The jingle bells are jingling  
The streets are white with snow  
The happy crowds are mingling  
But there’s no one that I know  
I’m sure that you’ll forgive me  
If I don’t enthuse  
I guess I’ve got the Christmas Blues

I’ve done my window shopping  
There’s not a store I’ve missed  
But what’s the use of stopping  
When there’s no one on your list?  
You know the way I’m filling  
When you love and you lose  
I guess I’ve got the Christmas Blues

When somebody wants you  
When somebody needs you  
Oh Christmas is a joy of joys  
But oh when you’re lonely  
You’ll find that it’s only  
A thing for little girls and little boys

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Trust in me  
Just in me  
Close your eyes  
And trust in me

You can sleep  
Safe and sound  
Knowing I  
Am around

Slip into silent slumber  
Sail on a silver mist  
Slowly but surely  
Your senses will cease to resist

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Who keeps on trusting you  
When you’ve been cheating  
Spending your nights on the town  
And who keeps on saying  
That she still wants you  
When you’re through running around

And who keeps on loving you  
When you’ve been lying  
Saying things aren’t what they seem

Well God does  
But I don’t  
And God will  
But I won’t  
That’s the difference between God and me

Thank you thank you…we’re here every Thursday. Give a big hand for Aaron Davis on piano and David Piltch on bass!

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**Author:** ![sofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sofia)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-sing-me-some-holly-cole/252817/4 "2004-06-30T13:27:45Z")

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**StephanG** and **Equipoise** , _thank you!_

Laugh at me if you must, but I haven’t heard some of those songs in so long…I’d forgotten how much I love HCT’s music.

I think I’m going to have to hunt down whoever has my cds and turn them over for torture…do we have somebody here at SDMB in charge of that?
