# Somebody summarize the debate for me **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [September 27, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034 "2016-09-27T14:02:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/61 "2016-09-27T17:46:18Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > The biggest winner was her medical team. They got her to stand for 90 minutes. Impressive. > > [Modern med tech is amazing](http://i64.tinypic.com/2z5t6pi.jpg) I thought the biggest winner was whoever gave the coke to Trump. (sniff sniff) Certainly got his energy up for the first 20 minutes, but then he crashed and got confused and angry. See? I can post incoherent personal attacks too! ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/62 "2016-09-27T17:50:18Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > Is this the part where the board shames me for not being a Hillary shill? I believe the proper nomenclature is “Hill shill.” ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/63 "2016-09-27T17:54:52Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > The biggest winner was her medical team. They got her to stand for 90 minutes. Impressive. > > [Modern med tech is amazing](http://i64.tinypic.com/2z5t6pi.jpg) I would hope that you’re at least marginally embarrassed at associating yourself with such easily debunked bullshit. > **[Did a Physician Confirm Hillary Clinton Has Parkinson's Disease?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hillary-clinton-has-parkinsons-disease/)** > > A montage of photos and video clips of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton purportedly proves she has symptoms of Parkinson's disease. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/64 "2016-09-27T17:56:34Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > I believe the proper nomenclature is “Hill shill.” A ‘Shillery’. ---
**Author:** ![GulfTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e79b87/32.png) [@GulfTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GulfTiger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/65 "2016-09-27T18:00:10Z")
I guess a guy can’t even complement her docs, oh well. Moving on, does anyone think that Hilldog will take up Trump’s email challenge? Everyone seems to want to see his tax info, so why wouldn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/66 "2016-09-27T18:04:13Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > I guess a guy can’t even complement her docs, > > oh well. > > Moving on, does anyone think that Hilldog will take up Trump’s email challenge? > Everyone seems to want to see his tax info, so why wouldn’t she? You’re not up on the latest conspiracy theory. Hillary faked her medical problems, even going so far as to hire a talented physical mimic to pretend to collapse on camera, to lower expectations for her health in the debate. She’s actually as strong as a mule. So all she had to do was show up and stay on her feet, and watch all those jaws drop from the rubes who bought that she was actually on death’s door, and she wins. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/67 "2016-09-27T18:04:17Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > Moving on, does anyone think that Hilldog will take up Trump’s email challenge? > Everyone seems to want to see his tax info, so why wouldn’t she? So he CAN release them if he wants to? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/68 "2016-09-27T18:07:59Z")
You can’t be serious. You’re not allowed to release tax returns that are under audit! ---
**Author:** ![GulfTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e79b87/32.png) [@GulfTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GulfTiger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/69 "2016-09-27T18:10:23Z")
He has already released them to Obama’s IRS agents. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/70 "2016-09-27T18:11:40Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > Moving on, does anyone think that Hilldog will take up Trump’s email challenge? > Everyone seems to want to see his tax info, so why wouldn’t she? I don’t think Trump is in any position to make demands at this point. Sure, he can say dumb random shit all day, but who with an ounce of self respect is going to take him seriously? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/71 "2016-09-27T18:13:18Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > The red outfit was an eye-sore … just awful Yeah, but that’s not his natural color. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/72 "2016-09-27T18:14:15Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > Moving on, does anyone think that Hilldog will take up Trump’s email challenge? Are there the e-mails with super-secret, classified information that Hillary carelessly stored on an unsecured server, and now he wants her to do the responsible thing and release them to the public? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/73 "2016-09-27T18:14:39Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > You can’t be serious. You’re not allowed to release tax returns that are under audit! But Trump is willing to man up and do what has been done freely by all other candidates for the past forty years…if someone comes up with the proper bribe. BTW, what the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is stopping him from releasing his tax records from last year or any of the previous five or so years? Are they ALL being audited at the same time? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/74 "2016-09-27T18:16:33Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Are there the e-mails with super-secret, classified information that Hillary carelessly stored on an unsecured server, and now he wants her to do the responsible thing and release them to the public? I think he said that he wants her to release e-mails that have already been deleted. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/75 "2016-09-27T18:18:57Z")
> [@GulfTiger](#): > > The biggest winner was her medical team. They got her to stand for 90 minutes. Impressive. And not needing to take one sip of water. She’s learned how to debate for 90 minutes without getting dry mouth. So much for her lack of “stamina.” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/76 "2016-09-27T18:25:24Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I think she should have brought up the use of Trump Foundation funds to pay off his legal obligations, but his stiffing of his contractors is more relatable to more people. I would have gone further by adding “and those three girls that sang in your rally, all they wanted was a table to sell their CDs and you couldn’t even make good on that!” Got to keep her powder dry for when Trump or a moderator brings up the Clinton Foundation. She and Bill actually give money to their foundation, and there is no actual evidence of pay for play. Donald has other people give money to his foundation, and uses it to pay off his fines. But reminding people of the CF is not a good play - she needs to keep the TF crap available as fresh ammunition for the segment of the electorate that doesn’t follow this stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/77 "2016-09-27T18:32:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think he said that he wants her to release e-mails that have already been deleted. Yeah, I know. I just think there’s a massive contradiction between “Hillary was criminally careless to use a private e-mail server that could be hacked” and “Hillary should release 30,000 e-mails for the whole world to see”. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/78 "2016-09-27T18:32:35Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > And not needing to take one sip of water. She’s learned how to debate for 90 minutes without getting dry mouth. So much for her lack of “stamina.” Well, that’s clearly because the shape-shifting Reptilian people only need to drink once per week. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/79 "2016-09-27T18:41:33Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think he said that he wants her to release e-mails that have already been deleted. So he can show all the taxes that he never ever paid…? “That’s Smart.” - Donald Drumpf, 2016 \* \*\* \*\* \*\* \*\* \*\* \*\* \*Oh, I’m sure we would have just “wasted” them on those silly things that taxes pay for… roads, bridges, upgrades to airports, things that make us look less like a third world country… things he’d never ever notice… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034/80 "2016-09-27T18:41:37Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Yeah, I know. I just think there’s a massive contradiction between “Hillary was criminally careless to use a private e-mail server that could be hacked” and “Hillary should release 30,000 e-mails for the whole world to see”. She should tell him, “IF you manage to get elected President and obtain the proper security clearances, you can look at anything you want.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somebody-summarize-the-debate-for-me/767034.md?page=5)