# Someone bit Beyonce's face last December, according to Tiffany Haddish - !!

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**Created:** [March 27, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-bit-beyonces-face-last-december-according-to-tiffany-haddish/811284 "2018-03-27T16:48:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-bit-beyonces-face-last-december-according-to-tiffany-haddish/811284/1 "2018-03-27T16:48:37Z")

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Go ahead and read the article here on Vox: [Why Tiffany Haddish’s “who bit Beyoncé” story is so enthralling - Vox](https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/3/26/17164576/tiffany-haddish-who-bit-beyonce)

I thought I was somewhat pop culture literate, but I had heard nothing about this. At a post-Jay-Z concert party, some drugged-out actress bit Beyonce and Tiffany talked about it with her and offered to beat up the biter, because of course Tiffany Haddish.

The article does a good job of sharing what is known about what happened to Bey, but also framing how the blowing-up-bigger-as-a-star-every-day Tiffany Haddish brings her own flair to the situation.

Given how closely Beyonce keeps her personal information this is big news within the Bey-Hive I am sure.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-bit-beyonces-face-last-december-according-to-tiffany-haddish/811284/2 "2018-03-27T18:23:16Z")

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I’ve been “following” this story on Buzzfeed (as in, I read their two articles about it) and I dunno…it seems like a non-story to me. The difference between a Queen and a newbie, I guess. But also the difference between someone who’s been around the craziness of fame for a while vs. someone who’s new to it (how Bey brushed it off as it could be a regular occurrance at parties she’s been to). And really the difference between a parent and a non-parent (how many times have you been bit by your toddler??) The difference between people who don’t let things get them.

It’s a silly thing. But with Twitter and Instagram, all silly things turn in to big things now, and it’s ok. We laugh to keep ourselves from crying, at this point 🙂