# Someone has to move his cheese! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108 "2009-01-13T16:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/1 "2009-01-13T16:43:15Z")
[This](http://www.wgntv.com/landing/?Cheese-truck-overturns=1&blockID=184051&feedID=1503) is too much for words. I heard that a man came home with some of it that he picked on the road. His wife said “where’d you get this, and what kind is it?” He said it was nacho cheese. She asked how he knew since it wasn’t labeled anywhere. He said as he was running away with it, some guy followed him yelling “Hey! That’s nacho cheese!!” Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Try the meatloaf, and be kind to your waitress… ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/2 "2009-01-13T16:58:13Z")
That story has a lot of holes in it, but I still like the whey it is written. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/3 "2009-01-13T17:06:49Z")
Something about it just curdles my milk. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/4 "2009-01-13T17:10:34Z")
That’s no gouda. The writing is too stilton. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/5 "2009-01-13T17:13:32Z")
That joke is moldier than my grandmother. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/6 "2009-01-13T17:19:20Z")
I like it when you work bleu. ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/7 "2009-01-13T17:31:08Z")
Was there a Fasterossa hit by a wheel of mortadella? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/8 "2009-01-13T18:12:29Z")
You’d be hard pressed to make any more cheesy jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/9 "2009-01-13T18:41:33Z")
Mozzarella old joke. What? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/10 "2009-01-13T19:25:50Z")
Awwwwwwww. The cat’s eaten it. ---
**Author:** ![PandaMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PandaMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaMom)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/11 "2009-01-13T20:49:40Z")
But, what kind of truck was it??? A munster truck?😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/12 "2009-01-14T01:27:13Z")
You gouda fooled me! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/13 "2009-01-14T01:41:49Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Awwwwwwww. The cat’s eaten it. “You’ve forgotten the [Cheese](http://kmwithlori.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/wallacegromit.jpg), Grommit…!” ---
**Author:** ![iwakura43](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de0a6/32.png) [@iwakura43](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iwakura43)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/14 "2009-01-14T03:14:49Z")
That joke was so lame I wouldn’t give even a Roquefort. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/15 "2009-01-14T03:24:21Z")
I’ve got to move it? I guess I’ve got some room in my cottage. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/16 "2009-01-14T11:00:17Z")
This thread will make the baby cheeses cry. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/17 "2009-01-20T15:26:16Z")
Man, I read all these responses and now I feel the need to run amok like Frankenstein’s Muenster. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/18 "2009-01-20T15:39:21Z")
You guys are milking this so bad I camembert it… ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/19 "2009-01-20T15:41:53Z")
Damn you, **Hypno-Toad**! Damn it all! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/20 "2009-01-20T21:15:33Z")
You sound cheesed-off. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108.md?page=2)