# Someone has to move his cheese! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108 "2009-01-13T16:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/21 "2009-01-20T21:25:52Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > You sound cheesed-off. He sounds like he’s pretty fondu it. ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/22 "2009-01-20T22:03:30Z")
With jokes like that, you’d better cheez-it. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/23 "2009-01-20T22:08:07Z")
You failed to mention that his home was a cottage. I imagine we can string this thread out just about forever. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/24 "2009-01-20T22:15:15Z")
Hey! You cut that? ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/25 "2009-01-21T03:15:59Z")
> [@iwakura43](#): > > That joke was so lame I wouldn’t give even a Roquefort. Not just lame, but it makes me want to run somebody through the cheddar. Just grates on my nerves, it does.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/26 "2009-01-21T03:32:09Z")
Aw, you don’t know jack. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/27 "2009-01-21T04:17:49Z")
And you think you’re the big cheese, eh? That you’re cheddar than the rest of us. Yeah, you think you’re soooo sharp. ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/28 "2009-01-21T13:37:15Z")
Hey! Those were my cousins on their whey home! ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108/29 "2009-01-21T13:57:41Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > I’ve got to move it? I guess I’ve got some room in my cottage. Eh, I’ll give you parmesan to keep some in my garage. It never fails, does it? Throw down the pun-eer gauntlet, and Dopers leap all over it as though it was the Holy Grail. They couldn’t possibly get more excited if they found Kate Winslet with her pantysgawn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-has-to-move-his-cheese/481108.md?page=1)