# Someone I knew is now selling her own porn video !! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004 "2003-10-23T00:14:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/1 "2003-10-23T00:14:18Z")
Howdy, About 7 years ago, I met this woman through mutual friends. We’d hang out with the group, and sometimes got left behind/aside because neither of us liked to dance. I liked hanging out with her because she was fun, liked to drink beer, shot good pool, she was intelligent, had a quick wit, etc. I gave thought to asking her out, but didn’t because of (reason). She was a great gal, but (reason). She moved out of town, to a big city, about a year after I met her. I didn’t stay in touch, but someone had given me her AOL web page address. I check it every now and then, just to see how she’s doing. Last week I pulled her web page up and . . . she’s now selling her own homemade porn video. It’s a niche video based her being (reason). Woah! I guess I’m just a small town boy, but I’ve never known anyone who sells their own porn. It was weird to see naked pictures of her and, um, descriptions of the video. I used to wonder sometimes what she would have been like in bed. I guess now I could buy the video and find out. Whistlepig ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/2 "2003-10-23T00:34:40Z")
I don’t know about anybody else, but I’d sure like to know what (reason) is. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/3 "2003-10-23T00:51:03Z")
So…is the video any good? Got a link? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/4 "2003-10-23T00:51:36Z")
I would have put (reason), but I remember a couple of Pit threads earlier where guys said, “I’m not interested in woman who are (reason).” and got pitted. That said, It’s my personal choice who I date. And I’m not real interested in a woman who can’t outrun me. Whistlepig, who is 6 foot tall, weighs 185 pounds, is out of shape and smokes. ---
**Author:** ![scotcho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@scotcho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotcho)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/5 "2003-10-23T00:53:07Z")
i second that! let’s hear the (reason)! Scotcho ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/6 "2003-10-23T00:59:12Z")
She’s a midget! ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/7 "2003-10-23T01:00:08Z")
I’d watch the video, just because I’ve never seen a woman I’ve met on “that kind” of video. But the link to the video order asked for a recurring subscription to the site. I’m reluctant to give my credit card info to something like that. And I can’t do the two link rule. Her site is it’s own homemade page. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/8 "2003-10-23T01:02:57Z")
She’s an albino! ---
**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/9 "2003-10-23T01:05:47Z")
It gets to be a trip when the girl you dated in high school is on the pole and you introduce her to your friends. I still have the picture she painted with her breasts… ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/10 "2003-10-23T01:15:11Z")
**KidCharlemagne** –I’ve been sick lately, and just I snorted so hard at your post that snot actually shot from my nose. Just thought I’d share. ---
**Author:** ![bloodytoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@bloodytoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bloodytoe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/11 "2003-10-23T02:20:15Z")
I went to school with Chelsea Blue. I chat with her sometimes. It is weird. ---
**Author:** ![Ottoerotic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ottoerotic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ottoerotic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/12 "2003-10-23T03:39:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whistlepig \* > **I would have put (reason), but I remember a couple of Pit threads earlier where guys said, “I’m not interested in woman who are (reason).” and got pitted.** Can you at least link us to those threads? I promise not to pit you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/13 "2003-10-23T03:52:20Z")
What is proper social etiquette towards complimenting someone on their porn? “I enjoying busting a nut to you last night!” ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/14 "2003-10-23T05:24:14Z")
I have to idly wonder if she’s one of those who considers it “acting”? Or is she just a dirty, dirty girl? ---
**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/15 "2003-10-23T06:31:12Z")
I’ll take “she’s really really fat” for $1000! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/16 "2003-10-23T12:27:06Z")
I have a friend who had a similar thing happen to him. This was a girl he was dating briefly. He had been friends with her for awhile. She moved to Phoenix and he lost touch with her. Then he happened to spot a porno mag with a girl on it that he thought was cute… OMG it was her… and the pics of her were pretty hardcore too. Needless to say, he bought it and has been intending to question her about it, but he hasn’t got around to doing that yet. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/17 "2003-10-23T14:03:24Z")
Oh I’ve seen those videos! She’s an albino midget with flippers instead of limbs! But all that is beside the point. Whistlepig didn’t want to date her because she smokes like a chimney and that’s what she’s doing in her videos. “Sexy Smoking”. She uses a long, black lacquered cigarette holder grasped firmly in the stubs of her flipper and blows smoke circles and breathes heavily while looking directly at the viewer with her large, expressive green eyes. Sometimes she “goes bare” and uses her nimble tongue to flip a cigarette into the her mouth and light it off of a sputtering candle while she reclines in the tub fanning the water with her flippers. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/18 "2003-10-23T15:21:57Z")
Is she a yeti? ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/19 "2003-10-23T15:37:10Z")
Perhaps she owns a lesbian phone. ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/20 "2003-10-23T15:41:10Z")
If she can’t outrun him…maybe she has no legs? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004.md?page=2)