# Someone I knew is now selling her own porn video !!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004 "2003-10-23T00:14:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/21 "2003-10-23T16:00:09Z")

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I never had this experience, but I suppose I almost did. One of my ex-girlfriends seriously considered starting a porn business with her boyfriend at the time. They were both very good looking and had some fun videotaping themselves having sex. Eventually they brought in a camera operator since shooting from a tripod is extremely boring. Finally they got a group of friends together who they figured had the right skills to start a business, showed them the tapes they’d made, critiqued them and started planning. I’m not sure why, but at some point the whole idea just fizzled. It’s too bad - I was kinda looking forward to seeing the results. Actually, she did offer to show me the tapes they’d made, but we lost touch before that ever happened.

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/22 "2003-10-23T16:12:39Z")

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She had a penis?

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/23 "2003-10-23T16:20:19Z")

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I’ll second **cletus’** guess.

Either that, or she’s got teeth, err, you know… down there.

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/24 "2003-10-23T16:33:34Z")

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Well, not nearly as interesting, but I dated a girl for a summer a few years back who has recently shown up on TV. Yup, she’s one of the drunk girls hangin out (pun completely intended) with Snoop Dogg on the latest “Girls Gone Wild.” I made the mistake of mentioning this to a couple of friends who immediately bought me approximately 20 copies of the video.

Back on topic, I think she’s got one leg that’s a foot short (you can take that either way).

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**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/25 "2003-10-23T16:38:56Z")

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I think I’ll join in with the really, reallt fat crowd.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/26 "2003-10-23T16:59:14Z")

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Mmmmm… fat crowds.

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/27 "2003-10-23T17:49:20Z")

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Mermaid?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/28 "2003-10-23T18:13:33Z")

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Funny, I thought the consensus of those threads was that one can’t do much about who one is romantically and/or sexually attracted to, even if one of the deal-breakers is (reason). But (reason) shouldn’t be a stumbling block when it comes to being polite to others, with ‘politeness’ extending to not providing unsolicited advice that they’ve only heard hundreds of times before.

IOW, one more vote for **cletus** ’s guess.

So, **whistlepig** , care to email me the link?

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/29 "2003-10-23T18:22:09Z")

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There are dopers who have done porn, and yes, I’ve seen some of it. It’s really no big deal. Hell, half the dopesfests could sell for $29.99 if you could videotape them-or at least the good parts, after dinner usually.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/30 "2003-10-23T18:57:18Z")

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She’s left handed?

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/31 "2003-10-23T19:00:18Z")

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Yeah, left-hander porn is some freaky shit.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/32 "2003-10-23T19:12:31Z")

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I’ve heard the rumors…

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/33 "2003-10-23T19:38:04Z")

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Y’all need to send Cletus some money.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/34 "2003-10-23T19:47:45Z")

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If she’s heavy _and_ left handed, I think it would be fair to send me $250 or so.

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/35 "2003-10-23T21:02:20Z")

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Left-handed people can’t run?

Now a fat, midget, flipper-weilding, albino, left handed, trans-sexual (pre-op), yeti would be worth at least US$1500.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/36 "2003-10-23T21:11:06Z")

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Is she Janet Reno?

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/37 "2003-10-24T00:43:12Z")

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How (reason) is she?

I hope this (reason) thing catches on AYB-style

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/38 "2003-10-24T01:09:19Z")

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She’s so (reason), when she (punchline)'s, she really (punchline)'s.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/39 "2003-10-24T01:41:56Z")

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Now that’s (reason)!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/40 "2003-10-24T02:38:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Revtim \*  
> \*\*Is she Janet Reno? \*\*

Haven’t you been reading Boondocks? Condelezza Rice!

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