# Someone I knew is now selling her own porn video !! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004 "2003-10-23T00:14:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/41 "2003-10-24T02:58:02Z")
If Condi Rice were in porn, I’d buy it. She’s a babe. Somehow, though, that strikes me as unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/42 "2003-10-24T03:15:56Z")
Hard core rice? Bleah! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/43 "2003-10-24T04:47:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ottoerotic \* > \*\*Can you at least link us to those threads? I promise not to pit you. 😉 \*\* I won’t even do it. I’ll just say that I think it involves one o **f** the words you c **a** n’t say on the SDMB, at least with regards to physical attractiveness to a woman or lack thereof, wi **t** hout getting pitted. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/44 "2003-10-24T13:31:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ottoerotic \* > \*\* I promise not to pit you. 😉 \*\* I can’t say the same: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=219276](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=219276) ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/45 "2003-10-24T13:35:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jackelope \* > \*\*If Condi Rice were in porn, I’d buy it. She’s a babe. \*\* Would it show Bush? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/46 "2003-10-24T13:42:14Z")
I once rented my house next door to a girl who made “costumes” for porn star Chelsea. Am I close enough to fame to enter this thread? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/47 "2003-10-24T13:50:52Z")
The girl next door is a porn seamstress? I thought they only wore necklaces. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/48 "2003-10-24T14:07:34Z")
Does she have a tail? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/49 "2003-10-24T14:36:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*Does she have a tail? \*\* Only when she’s excited. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/50 "2003-10-24T14:40:19Z")
[Gene Rayburn] Suprising Sue was so (reason), that instead of jumping for joy, she would (blank). [/Gene Rayburn] ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/51 "2003-10-24T14:40:35Z")
Is she dead? ---
**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/52 "2003-10-24T16:37:58Z")
Makes me wonder if it’s someone I know… Depending on the gossip, Helena can either be a big city, or a _really_ small town. ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/53 "2003-10-24T19:08:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \* > \*\*I can’t say the same: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=219276](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=219276) \*\* Well, if I had to get pitted, fat midget albino flipper porn is as good as reason as any. And it even brought a mod in. Best pit thread I’ve seen in a long time. I especially enjoyed the watching the whooshed. Whistlepig ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/54 "2003-10-24T19:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*Would it show Bush? \*\* Not just Bush, but also Colin. say it out loud ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/55 "2003-10-24T19:37:22Z")
Might even show Clinton. say it proud ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/56 "2003-10-24T20:11:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whistlepig \* > \*\*Well, if I had to get pitted, fat midget albino flipper porn is as good as reason as any. And it even brought a mod in. > > Best pit thread I’ve seen in a long time. I especially enjoyed the watching the whooshed. > > Whistlepig \*\* And **Lynn** closed it, thinking it a joke. Doesn’t she recognize a postmodern passive-aggressive riff-rant on the consequences of political correctness on de facto first amendment “rights” and the etiology of rumor and urban myth when she sees one? ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/57 "2003-10-25T01:41:33Z")
Two girls that were a year behind me in high school ended in a Girls Gone Wild video together. A friend of mine had that particular DVD, but he managed to break it before I ever saw it. You should check it out. (Your acquantince’s, I mean.) ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/58 "2003-10-25T07:29:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dignan \* > \*\*Two girls that were a year behind me in high school ended in a Girls Gone Wild video together. \*\* They ENDED !?!? :eek: I didn’t think those videos were that hard core!:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/59 "2003-10-25T09:53:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whistlepig \* > \*\*Y’all need to send Cletus some money. \*\* 😃 Thank you folks. I’ll be here all night. Help yourselves to some pie. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004/60 "2003-10-25T13:48:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \* > \*\*And **Lynn** closed it, thinking it a joke. Doesn’t she recognize a postmodern passive-aggressive riff-rant on the consequences of political correctness on de facto first amendment “rights” and the etiology of rumor and urban myth when she sees one? \*\* Now you’re just beggin’ for a beat down! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-i-knew-is-now-selling-her-own-porn-video/209004.md?page=2)