# Someone in our house is going to die

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 19, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029 "2011-06-19T14:31:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/21 "2011-06-20T15:20:02Z")

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Does it count if the bird is the one to die?

You could kill three omens with one bird.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/22 "2011-06-20T15:20:24Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*Incidentally, the Moon-Rays do a nice beat version of Poe’s “The Raven” which, if it comes up “accidentally” on my next Ipod shuffle session will convince me the end is at hand.

Try the version by the Glass Prism. IIRC they did it first and IMHO best.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xl9AIBVU69g?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/23 "2011-06-20T15:22:35Z")

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Time to watch _The Ring_ again.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/24 "2011-06-20T15:50:21Z")

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I have a robin that is dive-bombing me whenever I go into the front yard - makes your death from bird-related idiocy seem a little bit more imminent.

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**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/25 "2011-06-20T15:55:42Z")

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Invite a stranger into your house and kill him so you can get on with your life stress free.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/26 "2011-06-20T15:57:45Z")

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> [@Bootis](#):
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> Invite a stranger into your house and kill him so you can get on with your life stress free.

Brilliant!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/27 "2011-06-20T18:48:48Z")

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Put a picture of a cat in the window.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/28 "2011-06-20T21:07:18Z")

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What, no poll?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/29 "2011-06-20T21:08:47Z")

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“Need answer fast!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-in-our-house-is-going-to-die/586029/30 "2011-06-20T21:59:12Z")

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> [@Bootis](#):
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> Invite a stranger into your house and kill him so you can get on with your life stress free.

I had a brief thought about Jehovah’s Witnesses…but no, that would be wrong.

Today the bird, in addition to tapping, was reportedly spending minutes “peering into the living room”. I suggested that Mrs. J. invite it in as a playfriend for Patience, our Labrador retriever.

No word back yet.

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