# Someone needs to check the stamps on Hal Briston's passport... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891 "2012-07-30T20:31:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/1 "2012-07-30T20:31:01Z")
[APB for sheep rapist in Sweden.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/27/sheep-sex-sweden-rape-_n_1710458.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false) Can anyone vouch for his whereabouts during this time? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/2 "2012-07-30T22:05:33Z")
"Police in Ronneby, Sweden, are looking for a man accused of having sex with a sheep (not pictured). " We wouldn’t want to embarass the poor wooly victim, now would we? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/3 "2012-07-30T22:12:34Z")
Now THATS some first world white peoples (sheeps?) problems right there. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/4 "2012-07-30T22:22:30Z")
Sweden, where the men are men and the sheep have their own rape crisis hot line. ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/5 "2012-07-30T22:53:45Z")
The weirdest part is the Sweden decriminalized sex with animals in 1944. WTF??? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/6 "2012-07-31T00:09:53Z")
The part that gets me is this: > [@](#): > > A study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine last November found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who stick with their own species. So many questions come to mind, such as: ‘bwuh?’ and ‘why the fuck?’ and ‘who the fuck would want to study that?’ ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/7 "2012-07-31T00:28:48Z")
> [@Cub\_Mistress](#): > > The weirdest part is the Sweden decriminalized sex with animals in 1944. WTF??? Yes. But they have to CONSENT to it. Maybe this sheep filed charges? So, its probably a case of heeeeee said, sheeeee said. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/8 "2012-07-31T03:19:09Z")
Why would ewe go there? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/9 "2012-07-31T03:33:38Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > The part that gets me is this: > > So many questions come to mind, such as: ‘bwuh?’ and ‘why the fuck?’ and ‘who the fuck would want to study that?’ And “they had enough sheep-lovers on hand for a study?” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-needs-to-check-the-stamps-on-hal-bristons-passport/629891/10 "2012-07-31T04:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Meanwhile, _ **the suspect remains on the lam** _, but could be facing a more serious problem than just being arrested. Don’t tell me that this tidbit got past the prying eyes of the SDMB. This pun is really baaaaaaad.