# someone play the "priceless" game with me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-play-the-priceless-game-with-me/203196>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 22, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-play-the-priceless-game-with-me/203196 "2003-09-22T22:53:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-play-the-priceless-game-with-me/203196/1 "2003-09-22T22:53:50Z")

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I am sure this has been done before, but my niece and I were playing it today, and I thought it would be really neat to see it on a SDMB scale.  
of course, you can play even if you haven’t seen the commercials, once you get the general idea( and assuming this thread isn’t closed because I broke some board rule I don’t remember)

**29.95** : the cost of one penis pump  
**5.99** : The cost of the instrutional video “Penis enlarging techniques”

Having a 10 year old find it, show it to your mother, and ask if she can use it to pump up her flat bike tire…  
**Priceless**  
I am sure you guys have many more to add as I think the folks at the SDMB are the only people that could have the horror of blimps, death rays, and Opal 😃

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**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-play-the-priceless-game-with-me/203196/2 "2003-09-22T22:59:30Z")

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Your firstborn sons first birthday cake: 15.00

Decorations for the party: 20.50  
Him finding the vibrator with the light in the tip and, after turning it on, walking into a room full of women including your great aunt: PRICELESS

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-play-the-priceless-game-with-me/203196/3 "2003-09-22T23:04:05Z")

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**Pocket Rocket 5000** : 14.99  
**Waterbed you hide pocket rocket under** : 150.00

Having your 9 month old nephew find it, turn it on, and teeth on it while your back was turned

Pricless