# Someone Please e-mail me! (see explanation) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384 "2005-05-18T11:41:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/1 "2005-05-18T11:41:35Z")
Hello, I usually don’t do this, but the loneliness is driving me crazy, I think. My life has been very stressful of late (see [this post)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6168626#post6168626) and my IRL friends have suddenly all gotten busy at the same time. I really think it’s a coincidence and not because I am suddenly too much of a burden - I’m a little depressed, but still a good friend I hope! I believe there is at least still some entertainment value to conversing with me!! Nevertheless, I’m hoping some kindly Dopers out there will write and help me to not feel so alone. My wonderful 13 year old daughter has her own blossoming life and I certainly can’t lean on her in any case, but lately she’s been the only person I’ve seen and talked to with any regularity. Help if you can! Even if you’re lonely and needy too! … Maybe we can commiserate through email. My e-mail address is in my profile… thanks in advance! ggurl. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/2 "2005-05-18T13:08:32Z")
Done. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/3 "2005-05-18T13:29:39Z")
Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/4 "2005-05-18T13:44:25Z")
Done. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/5 "2005-05-18T13:47:32Z")
Me too. ---
**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/6 "2005-05-18T15:03:29Z")
Me as well. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/7 "2005-05-18T17:45:12Z")
Done. ---
**Author:** ![OhFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@OhFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OhFace)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/8 "2005-05-18T18:21:06Z")
You’ve got mail! ---
**Author:** ![Eliphalet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eliphalet/32/9563_2.png) [@Eliphalet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eliphalet)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/9 "2005-05-18T18:45:38Z")
I’ve been spamming you for months, and you NEVER respond! And now you want mail? OK, I’ll bite. Eli ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/10 "2005-05-18T19:09:44Z")
And another. ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/11 "2005-05-18T22:59:30Z")
I love the Straight Dope!! Hey, just having email from you guys has made my day better. Now to reply… Thanks everyone!! Keep writing and I will try to keep corresponding!! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/12 "2005-05-19T00:17:05Z")
I’m slow today… but e-mail is cyber-winging its way right now. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/13 "2005-05-19T01:06:23Z")
Email sent! ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/14 "2005-05-19T01:06:32Z")
e-mail? Check! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-please-e-mail-me-see-explanation/304384/15 "2005-05-19T01:12:57Z")
> [@Eliphalet](#): > > I’ve been spamming you for months, and you NEVER respond! I’m sure if she wants her penis enlarged, she’ll let you know. 😃