# Someone said 'Happy Holidays' to me: I'm a Jehovah's Witness. I'm offended! I'll sue!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-said-happy-holidays-to-me-im-a-jehovahs-witness-im-offended-ill-sue/478067>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-said-happy-holidays-to-me-im-a-jehovahs-witness-im-offended-ill-sue/478067 "2008-12-20T14:32:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-said-happy-holidays-to-me-im-a-jehovahs-witness-im-offended-ill-sue/478067/41 "2008-12-23T04:21:25Z")

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> [@Jolly\_Roger](#):
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> _ **10 AM!?** _ Wow, they let you sleep late. Last time some JW’s rang my bell on Saturday it was 7!

Whoa! I think I must be near the end of their route then. But sleeping until 10 am isn’t late when one didn’t get to sleep until 3 am and wakes up every hour on the hour. But it sounds like we have the makings for a class action suit.

> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> That’s when you open the door with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
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> It worked for me!
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> Robin

I once answered the door in what I had slept in, a very thin tank top (no bra) and my Beavis and Butthead boxer shorts, after that I didn’t get bothered again for quite some time.

> [@Cervaise](#):
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> I don’t smoke, so my other hand has my penis in it.

I don’t smoke either, can I borrow your penis?

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**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-said-happy-holidays-to-me-im-a-jehovahs-witness-im-offended-ill-sue/478067/42 "2008-12-23T04:36:29Z")

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> [@rhythmonly](#):
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> I felt it my duty to tell her that the most popular Easter tradition was to consume large quantities of Peeps.

Peeps? Gross. I’m definitely not converting now.

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