# Someone stole my HILLARY yard sign. Again.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2016, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509 "2016-08-01T22:25:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/1 "2016-08-01T22:25:27Z")

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Well, yet another HILLARY yard sign has vanished from my front lawn. Apparently the perpetrator didn’t see the little “Attack cat” plaque on the front door. They should realize that every time I have to buy a new yard sign, that’s another donation to Hillary.

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**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/2 "2016-08-01T22:49:17Z")

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I’d actually put that last sentence on a small sign attached to the new yard sign.

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**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/3 "2016-08-01T23:31:30Z")

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Any chance you saw [these guys](https://www.youtube.com/embed/KM1DsVw5h3E) creeping around?

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**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/4 "2016-08-02T02:53:31Z")

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Put up a Trump sign instead?

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/5 "2016-08-02T03:04:21Z")

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> [@TimeWinder](#):
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> I’d actually put that last sentence on a small sign attached to the new yard sign.

Then Hillary supporters would start taking it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Vicsage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e68b1a/32.png) [@Vicsage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vicsage)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/6 "2016-08-02T03:08:09Z")

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Maybe Hillary people are stealing it to get further donations. They could even be selling you the exact same sign.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/7 "2016-08-02T12:56:40Z")

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Serves you right for blocking out the scenery and breaking my mind. If God was here, he’d tell it to your face, man, you’re some kinda sinner.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/someone-stole-my-hillary-yard-sign-again/761509/8 "2016-08-02T13:02:04Z")

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I’m lookin’ at you, Miss Swank!
