# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/1 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")
I awoke this morning with an erection. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/2 "2004-12-07T04:29:16Z")
I lust after 45+ yr old women. ---
**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/3 "2004-12-07T04:32:01Z")
I use a sea sponge instead of tampons. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/4 "2004-12-07T04:32:42Z")
I shave my ears. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/5 "2004-12-07T04:32:54Z")
I just ripped one. Oops, there we go again. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/6 "2004-12-07T04:33:52Z")
> [@foxymoron](#): > > I use a sea sponge instead of tampons. Doesn’t this make the sea sponge sea red? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/7 "2004-12-07T04:35:24Z")
I have a turtlehead right now. (Not sure how common this expression is, but it basically refers to needing to go #2 so badly that a little head peeks out and gets sucked back in :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/8 "2004-12-07T04:35:49Z")
I don’t floss my teeth as often as I should. (I’m getting better, though.) ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/9 "2004-12-07T04:36:26Z")
I am trying to get pregnant, so I check my cervical mucus everyday, several times a day. “Hmmm…yep, clear and stringy…it’s fertile!” ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/10 "2004-12-07T04:36:56Z")
I pee in the shower. I don’t know how TMI that is, though. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/11 "2004-12-07T04:38:55Z")
Yesterday, after masturbation, I used an old T shirt to wipe the ejactulate off my pant leg. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/12 "2004-12-07T04:40:14Z")
Direct quote from my doctor, said while he was stitching me up pretty much immediately after I gave birth: “You ripped clear to your anus.” Quote from my surgeon at my follow up appointment two weeks after having my gall bladder removed: “It [whatever it is he saw after he cut my gall bladder open; he said it was “like snot”] was the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen.” Me: “Cool!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/13 "2004-12-07T04:41:13Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Yesterday, after masturbation, I used an old T shirt to wipe the ejactulate off my pant leg. I can’t help, but laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/14 "2004-12-07T04:41:27Z")
I had sleep apnea so I had uvulaplasty done last year. The uvula is the thing that hangs down at the back of people’s throats except not me because I don’t have one anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/15 "2004-12-07T04:45:46Z")
I orally brought my wife to five or six orgasms last night. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/16 "2004-12-07T04:56:35Z")
When I don’t have a boyfriend, I don’t shave my legs in the “pants season” when it’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/17 "2004-12-07T05:20:48Z")
I have a pilonidal cyst. Google it. Beware, you have been warned. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/18 "2004-12-07T05:24:40Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > I have a pilonidal cyst. Google it. Beware, you have been warned. You poor bastard. Best of luck… ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/19 "2004-12-07T05:27:37Z")
I wish this one was still true. ☹ Up until November 1st, I had 2 uteruses. It made me feel so unique - I loved peoples expressions when I told them. But I had surgery and they combined the two into one big one. _Sniffle_ ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/20 "2004-12-07T05:31:57Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > I have a pilonidal cyst. Google it. Beware, you have been warned. Wow. Hot. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=2)