# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/181 "2004-12-09T18:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **catsix** : I have found that having another girl there is a turn off for me. Good god! The Holy Grail! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/182 "2004-12-09T18:57:07Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Cricket masturbation? It’s a cinch: > > First, if you were the kid in question, you’d be developmentally disabled and in a long-term care facility. > > Then, you’d put a cricket in a jar, place the jar over your…er…area > > …and let the cricket hop around a lot. > > Cricket masturbation! Oh, I glossed right over this because **Kalhoun** is kidding. Right? ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/183 "2004-12-09T20:45:06Z")
Well you guys don’t know me, so what the hell. I have an enormous penis. Really. It’s big. It is just shy of 10 inches and is literally as big around as a beer can. (from when I was single) I have been in clubs and chatting up a girl and if I see it is going nowhere I can find a way to introduce this fact and she will eave with me 90% of the time. No matter what they tell you, they will not pass up the chance to try out a big one. The draw back is that recieving oral means you get the harmonica treatment, as the regular way is almost impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/184 "2004-12-09T21:24:41Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > Well you guys don’t know me, so what the hell. > > I have an enormous penis. Really. It’s big. It is just shy of 10 inches and is literally as big around as a beer can. > . So you’re incredably famous, have a big dong, and now work in a crappy job. You must be an ex-porno star. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/185 "2004-12-10T02:18:32Z")
I buy a lot of my underwear at the Dollar Store. They have some really cute psychedelic bikini panties. You can’t beat the price. Plus, they last a long time. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/186 "2004-12-10T02:41:30Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > Can’t we all?? > > How 'bout accuracy? > > snip We could, but we don’t. Yes, it is pretty accurate, but gals need to do a lot of yoga, Pilates and/or Kegel to get it right. ---
**Author:** ![yinzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3bc359/32.png) [@yinzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yinzer)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/187 "2004-12-10T03:53:45Z")
Newbie here. Good thread for my first post I’d say. Funny stuff. I must be one boring piece of crap. This probably really isn’t TMI, especially following some of your crazy asses, but all I can think of is my love for having sex in the snow. Freezing my ass off, but doing everything to keep both myself and the girl warm. Squeezing tight, creating as much friction as possible, switching from bottom to top and back again, rolling through the yard. It usually takes a good bit of talking the girl into it, but there’s only been one who absolutely hated it. You actually get numb to the cold after a minute or so, and it’s great to get out of the cold, into the house, and get warmed up together. Again, not TMI I know, but I thought I’d post in the first thread I laughed my ass off at. …waiting for the first snow in western PA. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/188 "2004-12-10T04:28:29Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > My ex knew a kid who masturbated with a cricket. > > (this might be number 11 in weirdness). How can you tell if a cricket is masturbating? ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/189 "2004-12-10T04:36:26Z")
I got re-circumsised when I was 2 (nobody’s ever given me a good reason for either time). I remember it! :eek: My mother chose Xmas eve about 10 tears ago to tell a friend of hers about it WHILE I WAS IN THE ROOM!! :mad: how much more demeaning can it get? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/190 "2004-12-10T04:47:45Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > how much more demeaning can it get? ☹ How about this? My mum kept my dessicated foreskin in a frickin’ photo album and showed it to _everybody_ My father, by the way, circumcised _himself_ when he was a teenager. With a pocket-knife–because it was closing up around the head of his penis, making urination difficult and erections painful. He didn’t feel comfortable bringing anything like that up with his folks. My dad was a tough son-of-a-bitch. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/191 "2004-12-10T05:21:14Z")
> [@Wonko The Sane](#): > > How can you tell if a cricket is masturbating? When he says he’d rather just sit and watch TV with you instead of being intimate, but still insists that there’s no problem with the relationship. Actually, when you hear something like this: _chirp \* fap fap \* chirp \* fap fap \* chirp \* fap fap_. They say that you can calculate the temperature based on the frequency of the _fap_’s. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/192 "2004-12-10T06:39:07Z")
Gold, **SolGrundy**. Solid gold. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/193 "2004-12-10T06:50:55Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > My father, by the way, circumcised _himself_ when he was a teenager. With a pocket-knife–because it was closing up around the head of his penis, making urination difficult and erections painful. He didn’t feel comfortable bringing anything like that up with his folks. > > My dad was a tough son-of-a-bitch. He told you? How’d that come up? One of my TAs told us that he was circumcised when he was 15 as a part of becoming a man. I can’t remember where he’s from, Kenya I think. He had to choose between a razor, a knife, and scissors. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/194 "2004-12-10T08:51:57Z")
I have really heavy periods, so heavy I used to have to wear a tampon and a regular sized pad. I read somewhere that orgasming helps with cramps and I decided to try it out. It only really works with the earth shaking orgasms and it helps a lot to do it in the tub where it is easier to clean it up. Ever since I started masturbating like a motherfuck during my period, they have gone a lot quicker and a lot smoother. So when I started on my period yesterday, I tried to take as many baths/showers as I possibly could. I was taking my most recent one a half an hour ago and it was going VERY swell. I tend to get very into what I am doing and sometimes end with a swore wrist afterwards. This was one of those days with tons of little orgasms and that one big huge giant one always close by. So I’m going and I’m shaking like an epileptic and having one of the best orgasms of my life. “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - OH.” I pulled a muscle I didn’t know I had and it still hurts. So much for my wonderful orgasm. ☹ I’ve always wanted to do two guys at once too. ---
**Author:** ![dearissues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@dearissues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dearissues)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/195 "2004-12-10T09:49:26Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Wouldn’t you stick to the garbage bag like you stick to a vinyl car seat? Because I can’t see that being very sexy… (Not that I thought the Carrie White’s Prom Night look was very sexy, but I guess I’m just uptight.) Well, I’m not sure about you, but I don’t find having sex on my period very sexy either, so I’ve never thought about sticking to the bag. It’s pure unadulterated lust at that point, and sexiness just kinda flies out the window. ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/196 "2004-12-10T12:13:18Z")
I love fisting. Oh yes, yes I do. _runs away and hides_ Max. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/197 "2004-12-10T12:16:47Z")
I had an infection in my belly-button, and couldn’t bring myself to clean it, or have anyone look at it, because I have a phobia about having my belly-button touched. It took a year before I worked up the courage to let a doctor examine the thing. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/198 "2004-12-10T13:20:45Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > I buy a lot of my underwear at the Dollar Store. They have some really cute psychedelic bikini panties. You can’t beat the price. Plus, they last a long time. What gender are you? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/199 "2004-12-10T13:29:45Z")
I would like to know where the sign-up sheets are for the _Second guy_, the guy with the _Big penis_, and the guy with the _Big fist_. Just curious is all. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/200 "2004-12-10T13:33:44Z")
Hmmm…wonders how long it’ll be till the Favourite Sexual Perversion Thread opens :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=11)