# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/301 "2004-12-17T03:43:05Z")
I have a particularly method of masturbating that freaked out my last boyfriend. To my knowledge I’m the only person who does this, though I can’t imagine other people haven’t learned the technique, but to me it’s far more pleasurable. Rather than give way TM-TMI, I’ll just say this: though I can do it by the conventional method I much prefer to masturbate when my penis is flacid rather than erect as 1- it’s quicker and 2- the ejac is usually more satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/302 "2004-12-17T03:58:51Z")
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/303 "2004-12-17T04:04:22Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > You’d know if you ejaculated. No you always don’t. Let me explain. If I have many orgasms in a short period, the first ones will be normal with regular ejaculate. After I get past three or so, if I do ejaculate, it is mainly clear liquid instead of white semen. Sometimes even that runs out for a while and there may be no ejaculate during an orgasm but oddly enough, the orgasm seems even more intense during that time. Then, it seems to replenish itself for a while and the circle of life continues. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/304 "2004-12-17T04:20:11Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I much prefer to masturbate when my penis is flacid rather than erect as 1- it’s quicker and 2- the ejac is usually more satisfying. I think I have guessed your dastardly secret! I had to puzzle that one out for a bit but I’m on to you now. I’m hip to your jive. \*\*Shagnasty \*\* I’m vouching for what you’re saying. My ex used to run out of ejaculate before he ran out of orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/305 "2004-12-17T05:55:17Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I have a particularly method of masturbating that freaked out my last boyfriend. To my knowledge I’m the only person who does this, though I can’t imagine other people haven’t learned the technique, but to me it’s far more pleasurable. Rather than give way TM-TMI, I’ll just say this: though I can do it by the conventional method I much prefer to masturbate when my penis is flacid rather than erect as 1- it’s quicker and 2- the ejac is usually more satisfying. 😕 Whats so TMI about it? Come on, considering I used to be capable of giving myself a blow job, I can’t imagine being disgusted at someone else’s masturbatory habits here. Yeah, I can masturbate+orgasm without an erection too. Only takes 15-20 seconds if I’m really pressed for time. Hell, I can have it happen _so fast_ I get the erection _after_ the ejaculation. Of course I couldn’t blow myself while flaccid- I can’t reach _that_ far! 😛 I also used to put both fists end-over-end like a pseudo-vagina, but I’m guessing this is fairly common and not in TMI territory (though I don’t know anybody who has actually tried it. But if I thought of it, plenty of others have already). Never humped fruit, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@Dr.Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Dog)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/306 "2004-12-17T07:30:12Z")
I cry when I masturbate ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/307 "2004-12-17T08:05:53Z")
That’s so weird; I also cry when Dr. Dog masturbates. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/308 "2004-12-17T09:09:54Z")
Strangely enough, it makes the baby Jesus hot. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/309 "2004-12-17T13:13:29Z")
Great.The library filter will let me read THIS lot,but has decided that the Secret Santa thread is unsuitable.I know which one I’d rather see :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/310 "2004-12-17T16:37:50Z")
I haven’t had sex since Clinton was president (not that it was with Clinton, though little Georgie Stefanopolous seems doable). I am literally to the point that doorknobs and Della Reese are starting to look damned good. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/311 "2004-12-17T17:41:50Z")
I just had a haeart cath done, since they weren’t sure which side they would use, they shaved both sides of my groin. As a result, my pubic hair is now cut in a Mohawk. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/312 "2004-12-17T17:59:25Z")
[QUOTE=Krys92gp] So, I’m not the only one who dreams of being the opposite sex in dreams. And masterbates as said sex in dreams. I’m a girl BTW. [QUOTE] And here I thought I was the only one. Well, I never, ever have sexual dreams\*, but I have imagined being the opposite sex (male) when masturbating. \*I almost never have vivid dreams of any kind. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/313 "2004-12-17T18:24:58Z")
Er, how does one get _any_thing done while flaccid? Is this something I should already know about? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/314 "2004-12-18T01:25:34Z")
> [@pokey](#): > > I’ve had dreams I could lick myself like a cat. It’s funny because your dream self is thinking, “why don’t I do this more often?” It’s a very weird feeling. > > Now I am hoping this plants a suggestion in my subconscious that I have a dream tonight about being a guy and being able to suck my own dick. The only thing I’m scared of is that the inch I can get in my mouth will have hair on it. ;j > > Just kidding. Except about wishing I had a dick and being able to suck it (ha ha TMI!) Have you heard this one? Two guys were walking down the street and saw a male dog licking hs genitals. Guy #1 says, “Gee, I wish I could do that.” Guy #2 says, “I bet he wouldn’t let you!” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/315 "2004-12-18T02:41:34Z")
I haven’t read a single post in this thread. What I do, is I print out threads I want to read and read them while I go to the bathroom. I printed this topic out just a few minutes ago and will read it on the john. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/316 "2004-12-18T03:36:07Z")
> [@Ignatz](#): > > Have you heard this one? Two guys were walking down the street and saw a male dog licking hs genitals. > > Guy #1 says, “Gee, I wish I could do that.” > > Guy #2 says, “I bet he wouldn’t let you!” the way I heard it, Guy #2 says, “If you pet him, maybe he’ll let you.” ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/317 "2004-12-18T03:36:48Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > Er, how does one get _any_thing done while flaccid? Is this something I should already know about? You’re probably one of those people who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time 😛 But seriously, nothing special, the same general technique as while erect. Enough stimulation and things kick in on their own, you don’t need an erection for that. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/318 "2004-12-18T05:14:30Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > the way I heard it, Guy #2 says, “If you pet him, maybe he’ll let you.” the way I heard it, Guy #2 says, “I tried it and he nearly bit my face off.” ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/319 "2004-12-18T10:47:57Z")
I lust after under-18 teen guys. When I was 15 or 16, I could (and did, quite frequently, thank you) blow myself. I also swallowed my own ejaculate. All. The. Time. I have intrusive, violent thoughts. They tell me it’s a common symptom of OCD (which I know I have). I tend to stare at crotches. Both genders, doesn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/320 "2004-12-18T15:52:16Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > I had an infection in my belly-button, and couldn’t bring myself to clean it, or have anyone look at it, because I have a phobia about having my belly-button touched. It took a year before I worked up the courage to let a doctor examine the thing. I just wanted to thank you for disturbing my sleep last night. I read about half of this thread yesterday afternoon before work. This post was one of the least bothersome (for me anyway). I woke up in the middle of the night and recalled having some very weird dream about a bellybutton. People were staring at said bellybutton and getting very grossed out. I could not for the life of me figure out why the hell I had that dream but as I was perusing the thread to see where I left off, lo and behold, a reminder. Thanks **OtakuLoki** , 'preciate that. 😛 As for TMI…I am another poster who can suck her own nipples. Oh yeah, I generally post in the nude. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=17)