# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/321 "2004-12-18T16:12:26Z")
> [@Mikie](#): > > I lust after under-18 teen guys. Personally I don’t see anything wrong with that, so long as they’re post-pubescant and adult looking under-18ers. I’ve seen 16 year olds who it would have been unnatural _NOT_ to lust after, as long as the “look don’t touch” rule is obeyed. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/322 "2004-12-18T17:37:56Z")
I’ve got some kind of brown birthmark thingie in my pubic hair region, just under the size of a dime. I hope a possible future girlfriend doesn’t think it’s an STD. That’s gonna be an awkward moment when that time comes. “No really! It’s not syphilis!” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/323 "2004-12-18T22:18:54Z")
> [@Mikie](#): > > I lust after under-18 teen guys. Me too! Although, since I look under 18, they hit on me too and it’s sad to have to turn them down. > [@](#): > > I tend to stare at crotches. Both genders, doesn’t matter. I stare at exposed boobies. In fact, I was thinking of making a thread on this subject. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/324 "2004-12-19T18:13:52Z")
I’m a total top. As memory serves. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/325 "2004-12-19T19:29:45Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I’m a total top. > > As memory serves. _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/326 "2004-12-19T20:28:14Z")
**Larry Mudd** : What an awesome story. Wow. > [@Cisco](#): > > After awhile she started to get just a little bit dry and I knew it would hurt to finish in her at this point so I asked her where she wanted me to cum, hoping she would instruct me to pull out. She gave me this ultra sexy look and moaned “Shoot it all over my tits.” > > “Score,” I thought. > > So the moment of truth arrived and I’m arched over her in the missionary position, my spine in the shape of a capital letter C. I pull out and start doing the magic with my hand and all of the sudden I get spattered in the face with something. > > I came right up my own nose. LOL! Way to mess up your chance at achieving every man’s dream. > [@CynicalGabe](#): > > lol. Dragon Breath! This reminds me of a story my kinda-sorta-almost-girlfriend told me when we had our big fling this summer… One day she was smoking pot, and she ghosted a hit (meaning she accidentally swallowed the smoke instead of exhaling it). Fifteen minutes later she was grocery shopping and the smoke decided to finally come out, through her nose. A little girl pointed at her and said “Look, mommy! It’s a dragon!” Mommy quickly fled the store with daughter in tow. > [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > I’m neither gay nor bi, however last night I fantisized about making out with another male. Reminds me of another story, this time from my friends at college from (the same high school in) Phoenix. One of the group was an extremely homophobic male, and everyone suspected that he was in the closet because he was so adamant about not being gay. Well, one night he was at a party and he got Tucker Max Drunk and made out with another dude in the hot tub. He had no recollection of it at all. When he found out, he was about ready to kill everyone. 😃 > [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am always really confused when I read people (even books andarticles) saying that women are so lucky because they can have multiple orgasms and men can’t. Sorry, I just can’t relate to that. Grotty little wanker. 😉 I’ve only ever had multiple orgasms once. I was masturbating and decided to see if I could keep going after one. Yup, I could. I’ve tried it a few times since then and it didn’t really work out. I’ve been having quite a bit of sexual trouble recently. I can’t really get any (lucky I’m back in San Diego where I can hook up with a few old flames) and when I do I only last for a few pumps. I’m great at fingering, though, and I enjoy giving oral sex. My last (and only) GF said I was the first guy to ever give her an orgasm, and that’s impressive considering what I found out later was an extensive sexual history. Of course, if she lied to me about how much sex she had had, she may’ve lied to me about that, too. (She didn’t lie to me about being disease-free, at least–I went and got tested the moment I found out she lied about her history.) BTW, I wouldn’t care how much sex she had had–I only cared that she lied to me. She had told me she had only had three sexual relationships. When I had a 3-hour-long makeout session with her best friend a couple weeks later (yeah, I know, pot calling kettle black) she literally laughed out loud when I said that the ex had told me she had only had sex with three guys, and then she said something to the effect of “Yeah, and I’m Shaquille O’Neal”. Grr. Why can’t people just tell the truth? > [@pokey](#): > > What really matters is that you like to give a lot of oral. How true. Know and love the clitoris, **Incubus**. The wimmens will love you for it. They’ll forget all about your ED when you can work the clit and G-spot. > [@Sampiro](#): > > I have a particularly method of masturbating that freaked out my last boyfriend. To my knowledge I’m the only person who does this, though I can’t imagine other people haven’t learned the technique, but to me it’s far more pleasurable. Rather than give way TM-TMI, I’ll just say this: though I can do it by the conventional method I much prefer to masturbate when my penis is flacid rather than erect as 1- it’s quicker and 2- the ejac is usually more satisfying. Dude, this is the TMI thread. Tell us. Use a spoiler box if you must. > [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > Er, how does one get anything done while flaccid? Is this something I should already know about? Right there with you. > [@ava](#): > > Me too! Although, since I look under 18, they hit on me too and it’s sad to have to turn them down. How _you_ doin? (No, really, I’m legal! And Arizona is a dry heat!) ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/327 "2004-12-24T15:17:52Z")
After exhaustive testing a couple of days ago, I’ve found that 1.5 hours is about my upper limit on how long I can masturbate before my manbits get all achey. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/328 "2005-01-04T00:17:42Z")
Mine is about 45 minutes…as proved yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/329 "2005-01-04T04:48:08Z")
DP porn really turns me on. I’ve wanted to be in a threesome (MMF, FFM, or FFF) for some time now, and I know the bf wouldn’t mind any of the combinations (especially the ones he can be involved in), since he’s also bi. I’ve thought about bringing up the subject and mentioning one of his friends. I have eczema and sharp fingernails, which means that at any given time, there’s a good chance that either my lower stomach or right boob is all red and scab-covered. This is the aesthetic thing I’d most like to change about myself (some people like “healthy” girls, and I’m not obese, but no one likes boob rash). Due to some regular drug use, my period is actually REGULAR for the first time in memory (before, it varied from 5-7 weeks, and 2-5 days long. Now it’s every 4 weeks for 4 days). But I get a lot of that dark brown sludge for the last day or two. Still no PMS, aside from occasional “I’m gonna dig my ovaries out with a spoon so they’ll stop hurting” on the first day of my period. I love scratching and biting during sex. Of course, if the guy says no, I don’t, but The Cody’s back is nothing but scars now (because he loooooves it). I don’t like the smell of freshly washed clothing because it it doesn’t smell like me. So I wear shirts several times between washes (unless I get sweaty). I’ve had several “wet dreams.” In fact, more than most guys I know. I have no idea how common this is in females. In the dreams, I’m usually have sex with complete strangers. I get off MUCH easier in dreams than I do IRL. S’all I can think of for now. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/330 "2005-01-04T06:17:32Z")
> [@Silver Serpentine](#): > > I get off MUCH easier in dreams than I do IRL. Oh, Og yes. It feels like five seconds, max, in a dream. Let us say that five seconds IRL would involve masturbating like a motherfuck. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/331 "2005-01-04T07:20:35Z")
Now that I actually read the whole thread, I was reminded of more. I’ve had sex dreams where I was a man, too. I’m almost always nekkid when I’m online. Sometimes I fantasize about anonymous sex. Like just being in a big orgy with a bunch of total strangers. I haven’t been with a girl in four and a half years, and it’s driving me up the wall. In fact, I think I’ll go look at porn now. I love having a cable modem for the first time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=16)