# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/21 "2004-12-07T05:33:28Z")
For the last month or so, I have masturbated at least 10 times per day. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/22 "2004-12-07T05:35:14Z")
> [@Mbossa](#): > > For the last month or so, I have masturbated at least 10 times per day. Although I suspect that reading this thread will put a stop to that… ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/23 "2004-12-07T05:37:06Z")
> [@Mbossa](#): > > For the last month or so, I have masturbated at least 10 times per day. Man I miss being 13. I’m lucky to pull off half that on a good day now. ---
**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/24 "2004-12-07T05:37:48Z")
> [@dare\_devil007\_](#): > > I can’t help, but laugh. 😃 Hey, you’re too young to be in here missy. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/25 "2004-12-07T05:40:21Z")
I haven’t had sex in 5 months. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/26 "2004-12-07T05:43:04Z")
The poor, poor mods… ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/27 "2004-12-07T05:43:09Z")
> [@Mbossa](#): > > Although I suspect that reading this thread will put a stop to that… I am masturbation to this thread right now. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/28 "2004-12-07T05:44:11Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am masturbation to this thread right now. Sorry, trying to type with my left hand. That is “masturbating”. ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/29 "2004-12-07T05:44:47Z")
I can’t wait to jerk off in the shower tomorrow morning. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/30 "2004-12-07T05:46:48Z")
Woo hoo. I am masturbating like a motherfuck! ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/31 "2004-12-07T05:48:47Z")
Jeez, what a bunch of wankers! ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/32 "2004-12-07T05:49:25Z")
I wish I could remember who posted that thread…damn what a classic! All I remember is I was sitting in a stairwell in a vacant parking garage, masturbating like a motherfuck, and then this dude posts about it… ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/33 "2004-12-07T05:51:08Z")
Ummm…I don’t think masturbating is TMI anymore. Given that all of you are doing it…RIGHT NOW! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/34 "2004-12-07T05:55:23Z")
Let’s see. I almost choked on a condom the other weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/35 "2004-12-07T06:02:00Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Yesterday, after masturbation, I used an old T shirt to wipe the ejactulate off my pant leg. I sadly speak from experience when I say that an old T-shirt will not get rid of a rather conspicuous stain that will appear, particularly if the pants were dark. As a side note, if you get semen on ANYTHING dark, you might as well just throw it in the washing machine because there’s gonna be a stain, no matter how much scrubbing, dabbing, rinsing, etc (trust me on this one ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/36 "2004-12-07T06:02:26Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I had sleep apnea so I had uvulaplasty done last year. The uvula is the thing that hangs down at the back of people’s throats except not me because I don’t have one anymore. I hope you donated it. Thousands of unfortunate people lose their uvula every year due to accidents and disease. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/37 "2004-12-07T06:03:40Z")
Hey, where was that guy who gave annilingus to his dog? That guy really needs to see this thread. I’m sure he’s done something to make one/both of the dogs jealous in the last 12 hours 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/38 "2004-12-07T06:04:22Z")
On Saturday I was talked into having sex while on my period. It looked like I’d slaughtered a goat in his bed. Oh well, not my sheets. ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/39 "2004-12-07T06:06:43Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > On Saturday I was talked into having sex while on my period. It looked like I’d slaughtered a goat in his bed. Oh well, not my sheets. Note: Next time, put an old (clean) towel down first! ---
**Author:** ![IGJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/igjoe/32/5420_2.png) [@IGJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGJoe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/40 "2004-12-07T06:19:43Z")
I’m currently battling a fungal infection on my inner thigh. I can’t wear boxers at the momemt, because having my scrotum rub against the rash irritates it. Oh, and **Mbossa** is my new hero. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=3)