# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/41 "2004-12-07T06:35:24Z")
> [@Mbossa](#): > > For the last month or so, I have masturbated at least 10 times per day. _SNORT_ **Mbossa** is from _Palmy_. I’m not wearing any pants. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/42 "2004-12-07T06:40:53Z")
> [@kittenlm](#): > > Note: Next time, put an old (clean) towel down first! Well, we were a little drunk for towel management. (Or to stay on a towel, for that matter.) And also, it would have overcome the towel. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/43 "2004-12-07T07:41:24Z")
There’s nothing about me that’s TMI. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/44 "2004-12-07T07:56:19Z")
> [@SPOOFE](#): > > There’s nothing about me that’s TMI. Well, not anymore at least. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/45 "2004-12-07T08:05:12Z")
I can suck my own nipples. But I don’t do it unless it’s requested, since it does nothing for me. Unless requested. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/46 "2004-12-07T08:07:58Z")
> [@IGJoe](#): > > I’m currently battling a fungal infection on my inner thigh. Hey, me too! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/47 "2004-12-07T09:53:35Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I can suck my own nipples. > > But I don’t do it unless it’s requested, since it does nothing for me. Unless requested. Sweet! 😃 As for my TMI: I’ve swallowed my own ejaculate about three times. (It tasted nice. I can’t blame the wimmens for wanting it so bad. 😉 ) I sleep naked, although I try to minimize it in my dorm room, for my roommate’s benefit. (It feels so natural, though!) I’ve worn the same jeans since about Thanksgiving. Every day. I haven’t changed my clothes since Friday. In any way. Except for taking clothes off and putting the same clothes back on. I once had a thin, wet swab stuck up my penis-hole. It was for 15 extra dollars compensation as part of a study I participated in. **Oh GOD the pain!** And they asked me to give a urine sample immediately after, and pissing hurt like hell at that time. I’ve had a cotton swab (in this case, a very long Q-tip) stuck up my anus as part of the same study (yeah, that was just about the hardest-earned check I’ve ever received). Felt surprisingly comfortable. Will consider experimenting with other objects in same orifice when asked/suggested. Will never, ever, ever, ever, ever allow anyone to ever put anything inside my penis ever again for any reason. EVER. _Oh God the pain!_ (Other people report a full range of responses to same, from “feh, didn’t even notice” to “OMG DEATH DOOM DESTRUCTION”. Guess it’s a highly individual thing.) This isn’t quite so TMI, but a lot of people wouldn’t admit it: I’ve had six (that I can the different substances in my nose over the course of my lifetime. I enjoyed most of them, although Valium was disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/48 "2004-12-07T09:57:09Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > I’ve had six (that I can the That’s supposed to be: I’ve had six (that I can think of) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/49 "2004-12-07T11:53:50Z")
Missus Case and Little Case are away, and I’m sitting here typing naked, using an empty beer can {one of many} for an ashtray. I love being a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/50 "2004-12-07T12:14:43Z")
I shit out recognizable pieces of food when my irritable bowel flares up. Most interesting thing so far: mushrooms. When I have a sinus infection, snot comes out of my tear ducts as I blow my nose. I too can suck my own nipples. I often have my husband dob ointment on my bung hole. I wipe my grandfather’s butt every day. I put a suppository up his ass a couple weeks ago. But I don’t mind. I just want him to be clean, healthy and happy. I currently have a zit forming on my pubic mound. I’m waiting for it to ripen before I go after it. I’m gross. And I’m DAMN PROUD OF IT! ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/51 "2004-12-07T12:16:57Z")
I forgot to add: My apologies to the mods. I’m sure they loathe these threads. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/52 "2004-12-07T14:08:07Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > Missus Case and Little Case are away, and I’m sitting here typing naked, using an empty beer can {one of many} for an ashtray. I love being a guy. Just _don’t_ mix up the one you take a whizz in with the one you’re drinking. Yeah…done that. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/53 "2004-12-07T14:44:38Z")
I have performed minor surgery on myself (removing ingrown toenails, irritating moles) with a really sharp knife. I had hives for 12 months, all over my body. Yes, even there. Yes, the whole time. No, it wasn’t pleasant. I guess I’m not really that gross. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/54 "2004-12-07T15:06:52Z")
I’ve tasted my own ejaculate, a couple times in fact. [size=1](Although never pan fried 😉 ) I figure you have to try the merchandise before you can even think of selling it. …it’s really not that bad. That’s it for me. ☹ ::worries about being sad at having no TMI features:: ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/55 "2004-12-07T15:08:34Z")
I re-wear underwear if I don’t have any clean pairs left. I look at the TP after wiping. I have no idea why. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/56 "2004-12-07T15:16:24Z")
> [@foxymoron](#): > > I use a sea sponge instead of tampons. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/57 "2004-12-07T15:21:54Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Will never, ever, ever, ever, ever allow anyone to ever put anything inside my penis ever again for any reason. EVER. If you ever pass a kidney stone, think on what you wrote here. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/58 "2004-12-07T15:21:56Z")
I’ve had sex four times in the last three days. And I’m probably going to do it some more tonight. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/59 "2004-12-07T15:23:13Z")
If I vomit, food comes out my nose because I don’t have any tonsils or adenoids. This phenomenon has put me off a few different foods, because you see turkey sausage in a whole new light when rounds of it come out your nose in vomit. It also hurts a lot. ☹ Luckily, it doesn’t happen very often (the vomiting). ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/60 "2004-12-07T15:50:15Z")
The skin of my heels is very dry. I occasionally pull strips of it off and toss them behind the couch (if I happen to be sitting on the couch). What?? It’s better than leaving them all over the floor to be stepped on, eh? Just hope I never need to move the couch… :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=4)