# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/81 "2004-12-07T21:22:20Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > I re-wear underwear if I don’t have any clean pairs left. Until this weekend, I hadn’t done laundry in so long I think I’d reworn ALL my underwear. I had to smell my socks before putting them on to make sure they weren’t TOO bad. I hate doing laundry. > [@iggy popov](#): > > I once had a drink with ground up human bones in it. That’s so awesome! Is it TMI to admit that I’ve always been curious about what human flesh tasted like? I mean, I wouldn’t engage in cannibalism, but . . . Though if I happened to be hanging out in New Guinea, and a tribe invited me to a ritual feast, I certainly would eat human flesh rather than offend my hosts. ---
**Author:** ![coleridge78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@coleridge78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coleridge78)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/82 "2004-12-07T21:29:21Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > Is it TMI to admit that I’ve always been curious about what human flesh tasted like? I mean, I wouldn’t engage in cannibalism, but . . . How about human blood? It’s not a V-8; I wouldn’t go out of my way for it. But when it’s there anyway (which, as you would guess, means it’s either mine or one other person’s), it’s not bad. Once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/83 "2004-12-07T21:31:42Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > Is it TMI to admit that I’ve always been curious about what human flesh tasted like? I mean, I wouldn’t engage in cannibalism, but . . . Well, I’ve always wondered what burning human flesh smells like, so I’m totally with you on that. And I think it’s possible that I watch more porn than any woman has a right to … ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/84 "2004-12-07T21:37:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, I’ve always wondered what burning human flesh smells like, so I’m totally with you on that. Bad. Very bad. I only remember this from the burned accident victims that I encountered when I thought doctorhood was for me and shadowed around a trauma doctor for a week. I still wonder what human flesh tastes like. And as for watching double penetration, I have to say I don’t mind _engaging_ in it. ---
**Author:** ![coleridge78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@coleridge78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coleridge78)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/85 "2004-12-07T21:39:36Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Bad. Very bad. I only remember this from the burned accident victims that I encountered when I thought doctorhood was for me and shadowed around a trauma doctor for a week. Somehow, it smells much worse when it’s someone else’s. At least in my experience. My WAG is that this might have something to do with being more concerned about, oh, being on fire, than the stench. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/86 "2004-12-07T21:45:56Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And I think it’s possible that I watch more porn than any woman has a right to … > [@catsix](#): > > And as for watching double penetration, I have to say I don’t mind engaging in it. I can’t think of anything worthy to add at this time, I just wanted say … God bless America. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/87 "2004-12-07T21:56:14Z")
I was playing soccer as a youth, missed the ball, and kicked a kid so hard he had to go to the hospital to have an emergency nut-ectomy. The skin between my balls and anus (affectionately known as the “taint”) itches quite a bit, on a semi-regular basis. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/88 "2004-12-07T22:04:18Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > I awoke this morning with an erection. So did I. And as I took care of it, sitting on the couch in front of the computer, the cat was lying across my bare feet, purring. > [@kittenlm](#): > > Note: Next time, put an old (clean) towel down first! “Hugs, Heloise.” ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/89 "2004-12-07T22:25:37Z")
I’ve also tasted human blood. I like sex so rough that I usually bleed a little after my girlfriend uses the strap-on on me. Love double penetration. I also like blowing her strap-on. I love porn. I need to renew my subscription to Hustler and Playboy. I’ve got so much porn downloaded that my hard drive is bursting. I watch Hard Love & How To Fuck In High Heels about twice a week. The rest of the week I watch the stuff I grab from the net. My legs are hairy. **Really** hairy. Probably hairier than yours, yours, yours and yours. And what’s this about the sea sponge tampon? How does that work out? I might want to try that. ---
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/90 "2004-12-07T22:48:16Z")
If I’m _really_ horny at work and don’t want to wait till I get home, I masturbate in the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/91 "2004-12-07T23:17:22Z")
> [@](#): > > **CandidGamera** said: > I can’t think of anything worthy to add at this time, I just wanted say … God bless America. It’s a wonderful country… where two guys may be willing to risk ball-bumpage to give catsix a good time! ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/92 "2004-12-07T23:39:33Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > Yeah, you guys, who _doesn’t_ look at the TP? If you don’t, how on earth can you tell when you’re done wiping? I admit to never having given it much thought; I figured everybody wiped until there was no more color on the TP! So, some of you don"t? I don’t. I wipe until I feel clean. No fecal phobia, just never occured to me to bring the paper up and look at it. My TMI? I had a homoerotic dream last night, but woke up before it went ‘wet’. My SO (female) is 18 years older than I am. 8 years ago I had about two golf balls worth of Brain Tumor removed from behind my right eye. Occasionally I will evaluate my Bowel movements olfactorily to try to determine which meal it was. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/93 "2004-12-08T00:37:26Z")
18 years ago I delivered my 9#14oz. daughter by vac extract and had a 4th degree laceration despite a median episiotomy. Over 20 stitches to my labia, vaginal, urethral and anal openings. On advice of my OB, on threat of being Depends dependent by age 40, I have Kegeled from that day to this. Bonus: my vaginal muscles are in excellent tone! I’m Kegeling now! ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/94 "2004-12-08T00:41:30Z")
My ant problem has gotten so bad that after I finished masturbating today and starting cleaning myself off with a washcloth I saw 3 or 4 ants crawing around on the tip of my penis. I’m pretty sure they were on the washcloth I was using and weren’t there the whole time. You asked, you have no one to blame but yourself ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/95 "2004-12-08T00:55:22Z")
Eyes tearing & blinking … and yet… _can’t_ look away! ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/96 "2004-12-08T00:56:12Z")
> [@Wesley Clark](#): > > …starting cleaning myself off with a washcloth I saw 3 or 4 ants crawing around on the tip of my… Woah. Picnic totally ruined. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/97 "2004-12-08T01:02:46Z")
Well its not like I _planned_ for that to happen, they were probably on the washcloth when I grabbed it since I get alot in the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/98 "2004-12-08T01:04:20Z")
PS I hope I don’t get banned for saying weird disgusting stuff like that ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/99 "2004-12-08T01:19:46Z")
Heh. You’re not even in the top five for weirdest, most disturbing things said on the boards. Top ten, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/100 "2004-12-08T01:31:53Z")
Thank god. Last time I talked about that stuff I spawned 3 threads and all got locked, I didn’t want to risk pissing off an angry mod. Now that i’ve read some of this thread yeah i’m pretty tame. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496.md?page=6)