# Something about you that's TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496 "2004-12-07T04:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/141 "2004-12-08T19:30:31Z")
I se a TENS unit for both pain releaf and sexual pleasuring myself and when I have one my partner. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/142 "2004-12-08T19:34:25Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > I se a TENS unit for both pain releaf and sexual pleasuring myself and when I have one my partner. Are you pleasuring yourself now? Because that doesn’t make any damn sense. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/143 "2004-12-08T19:36:24Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Cricket masturbation? It’s a cinch: > > First, if you were the kid in question, you’d be developmentally disabled and in a long-term care facility. > > Then, you’d put a cricket in a jar, place the jar over your…er…area > > …and let the cricket hop around a lot. > > Cricket masturbation! Could that be considered beatiality? ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/144 "2004-12-08T19:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > **nyctea** said: > Well I think it’s fun to watch, but I have never tried it with two actual guys, but have done it with a guy and a dildo (wow that is the most TMI I have ever written, you have inspired me.) Two guys is pretty damn fun. > [@](#): > > And also, apparently the guy can feel the other guy through the wall between the vagina and the rectum. That might freak some guys out. Yup, they can. It didn’t seem to bother them any when I had mine. And yes, it’s possible to get two-in-one. No, it doesn’t hurt. It’s like fisting. You must work your way up slowly. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/145 "2004-12-08T20:01:49Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Are you pleasuring yourself now? Because that doesn’t make any damn sense. :eek: 🙂 there is no u in use or something like that. I use a TENS unit for pain releif (it is an elctric devise that creates pain releiving sensation in skin and subdermal muscles). But it can also be used for sexual stimulation as I have learnt. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/146 "2004-12-08T20:05:05Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Two guys is pretty damn fun. > > Yup, they can. It didn’t seem to bother them any when I had mine. And yes, it’s possible to get two-in-one. No, it doesn’t hurt. It’s like fisting. You must work your way up slowly. **catsix** , you are my new hero. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/147 "2004-12-08T20:08:48Z")
> [@foxymoron](#): > > [Here’s](http://www.jadeandpearl.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=18) a link. > Lots of info available there. > I’ve been using them for about a year and a half, and have been very happy with them. Hey, thanks! I’m going to try them out, I think. Thanks, **Agent Foxtrot**! I’m not a very good lesbian, supposedly, since I’m not a “let’s caress each other under the light of the pagan moon” type girl. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/148 "2004-12-08T20:12:08Z")
My mommy would be so proud of me, bein someone’s hero. Only I can never ever tell her howcomeforwhy I am someone’s hero because her super, ultra, naive brain would explode. Just last week I had to tell her why she shouldn’t say ‘spooge’ in polite social situations. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/149 "2004-12-08T20:15:22Z")
Tell me about it. My girlfriend’s mother-in-law swears to us that she knew “a lesbian” who got “throat cancer” from swallowing too much “female semen.” Those are exact quotes, mkay. Needless to say, I don’t even try with her. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/150 "2004-12-08T20:16:57Z")
…t **ry to make her understand** , that is. **shudders and wanders off to bleach brain** ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/151 "2004-12-08T20:24:39Z")
Couldn’t have fucked that coding up any worse, no. That should have said: … **try to make her understand** , that is. _shudders and wanders off to bleach brain_ Sorry about the string of posts, mods. Won’t happen again. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/152 "2004-12-08T20:38:13Z")
Throat cancer from female semen? Funny how that only afflicts lesbians, because my exes would be in much trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/153 "2004-12-08T20:41:31Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > …t **ry to make her understand** , that is. > > **shudders and wanders off to bleach brain** HAHA, you over-TMI’ed yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/154 "2004-12-08T20:42:35Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > Tell me about it. My girlfriend’s mother-in-law swears to us that she knew “a lesbian” who got “throat cancer” from swallowing too much “female semen.” How does your girlfriend have a mother-in-law? She’s married? :: confused :: ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/155 "2004-12-08T20:49:41Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Whoops. Forgot to mention. I’m a guy. I would still think it wouldn’t be that tough. I would figure older men of any sexual orientation would lust after younger specimen. > [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > Oh! Another DP aficionado! Well I think it’s fun to watch, but I have never tried it with two actual guys, but have done it with a guy and a dildo (wow that is the most TMI I have ever written, you have inspired me.) It wasn’t bad at all! I think it could work just fine if you’re gentle. Yeah, I would think most women would find the sensation pleasurable. People can be so closed-minded, though! > [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > But I do think it woud be really hard to find myself in that scenario, that is, having two guys (who aren’t porn starts) who were willing to do that. I mean, because not many straight guys are comfortable with having their penis and testicles that close to another guy’s. And also, apparently the guy can feel the other guy through the wall between the vagina and the rectum. That might freak some guys out. Again, it’s unfortunate that people are so closed-minded. I guess I would find it weird to ask a guy to join me in that. But I don’t think the act itself would freak me out. > [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > (Additional TMI: on the aforementioned DP video, that actually have a scene where both guys are in her ass at the same time. I mean, DAMN! I just don’t know how they did that one, that is really over-the-top, and probably not very safe/healthy for the woman!) Yeah, I’ve seen this in at least one video. I imagine you’d have to work your way up gradually. If you think about it from the perspective of the actress, she’s probably pretty used to uncomfortable sexual situations. > [@catsix](#): > > Two guys is pretty damn fun. > > Yup, they can. It didn’t seem to bother them any when I had mine. And yes, it’s possible to get two-in-one. No, it doesn’t hurt. It’s like fisting. You must work your way up slowly. I imagine it’s one of those things (feeling the other guy through the wall) that _sounds_ really uncomfortable but in practice isn’t bad at all. Like swallowing. And this discussion reminds me of a friend I had in high school who claimed to once have had 14 guys in her main theatre at once. Knowing her and her BF, I had to believe her. She said it was a little difficult to get used to, but once she did it was pretty fun. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/156 "2004-12-08T20:50:47Z")
She doesn’t believe straight people “do that”, **catsix**. I sincerely believe she had never heard of oral sex until she got up the courage to ask my girlfriend what lesbians do in bed. **Elenia** , you hush! 😛 Enormous sigh. That should have read my girlfriend’s **mother** ; hence, **my** mother-in-law. Sorry about that, **Kyla**. I shouldn’t be trying to do 400 things at once. ---
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/157 "2004-12-08T21:49:32Z")
I now feel more normal, and just a little more boring, than I have in years. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/158 "2004-12-08T22:09:57Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > And this discussion reminds me of a friend I had in high school who claimed to once have had 14 guys in her main theatre at once. Knowing her and her BF, I had to believe her. She said it was a little difficult to get used to, but once she did it was pretty fun. I have got to ask… Are you saying that this girl had 14 penises inside her vagina (or anus) at once or 14 men in her bed at once? I call bull\*\*\*\* on the first one. The logistics alone is impossible, much less being stretched open that far by that many. But the gang-bang thing… now there’s an interesting idea… And my TMI? I can’t think of any that haven’t been already covered by most of the adventurous sexual antics told her already. I have been fisted by one of my girlfriends, Thanksgiving night as a matter of fact. While my SO watched. That was quite fun. TEDF (The “Evil Dark” Faerie) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/159 "2004-12-08T22:12:29Z")
> [@TheFaerie](#): > > I have got to ask… Are you saying that this girl had 14 penises inside her vagina (or anus) at once or 14 men in her bed at once? I call bull\*\*\*\* on the first one. The logistics alone is impossible, much less being stretched open that far by that many. > But the gang-bang thing… now there’s an interesting idea… I’m not really sure, and it’s not something I’m incredibly keen to ask, to be honest with you. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-about-you-thats-tmi/278496/160 "2004-12-08T22:17:17Z")
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