# Something by my name **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [August 24, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909 "2020-08-24T18:31:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/1 "2020-08-24T18:31:38Z")
It seems, ‘When (I) come back, bring pie’ There’s a piece of pie by my name. It’s not my birthday til November. Does anyone know? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/2 "2020-08-24T18:35:03Z")
It’s cake. It’s your Board anniversary. (Mouse over the cake) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/3 "2020-08-24T18:41:32Z")
Aww. How sweet. That means I’ve been here 3 years. Gifts will be accepted. Cash even better.Thanks ahead of time. Or…oh no…perfect anniversary gift: I know exactly what I want. Only one person can make it happen! Oh, Happy Day!!! @Cecil_Adams, come in here and extend your best wish, and many happy returns to me: @Beckdawrek. Your most devoted follower and minion. Yay! this should do it ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/4 "2020-08-24T19:57:54Z")
I’m counting on you @Ed_Zotti to get the deets of my anniversary to Cecil. He wants to know, I assure you. ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/5 "2020-08-24T20:11:01Z")
I just had my 21st the other day. My first post is old enough to drink. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/6 "2020-08-24T20:18:08Z")
Ooh, @Lance_Turbo I like your avatar. ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/7 "2020-08-24T20:19:16Z")
Then go get yourself one for the next 71 days. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/8 "2020-08-24T20:30:13Z")
> @Cecil_Adams, come in here and extend your best wish, and many happy returns to me: @Beckdawrek. > Your most devoted follower and minion. No. If I do it you, I’ll have to do it for everyone. I mean, Cecil will. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/9 "2020-08-24T21:38:34Z")
@Hatchie, who exactly are you? Are you @Cecil_Adams ? Incognito? Undercover? Seekrit’? Hmmm? I must ponder this.🙄 You appear to be a @discobot ‘of Color’ so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/10 "2020-08-24T22:37:58Z")
@discobot fortune Is Hatchie Cecil? ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/11 "2020-08-24T22:37:59Z")
> 🔮 Concentrate and ask again ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/12 "2020-08-24T22:38:17Z")
Aaaaccckkk! ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/13 "2020-08-25T01:16:16Z")
Who’m I? Well it says Guest under my name, so that’s who I must be - a Guest. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/14 "2020-08-26T19:38:09Z")
@Hatchie fortune ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/15 "2020-08-26T19:39:40Z")
Ask me no questions; l’ll tell no lies. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/16 "2020-08-26T22:49:23Z")
Hmmmm? I’m concerned. I’ll need some sort of ID. @discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/17 "2020-08-26T22:49:24Z")
> 🔮 You may rely on it ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-by-my-name/918909/18 "2020-08-26T22:50:06Z")
Thank God, I’ll sleep knowing that.