# Something is broken

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 1, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829 "2017-06-01T00:11:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/41 "2017-06-01T15:20:02Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Whoa, everything seems kosher now, although I am a bit dizzy.

We’ve been having some issues. The powers that be are aware and have been working on it.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/42 "2017-06-01T15:31:59Z")

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It refused to let me log on this morning. But this was obviously the mods fault, I mean, what ever goes wrong with the software here?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/43 "2017-06-01T16:19:43Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> It’s a board issue that is being worked on at the moment. Please be patient. Thanks.

I’ll be happy to be patient — right this very second!!! 😉

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/44 "2017-06-01T16:20:52Z")

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Silly suggestion I am sure but ----- why not merge all these related threads into one?

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/45 "2017-06-01T16:37:47Z")

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I think they can now be closed.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/46 "2017-06-01T16:39:41Z")

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Merged 8 separate threads.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/47 "2017-06-01T16:51:00Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Merged 8 separate threads.

Record?

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/48 "2017-06-01T17:06:17Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Record?

Let’s just say it’s a record, lest he be tempted to try to go for more in the future.

Anyone else have a headache, now?

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/49 "2017-06-01T17:28:02Z")

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So it’s the “3-weeks-before-Summer of our just-dropped-and-the-cat-nudged-it-under-the-rug Content”?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/50 "2017-06-01T17:45:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quoth **Asimovian** :
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> It looks like things are functional again, but please let us know if you encounter any further oddities (not counting your fellow posters).

What if I myself am the oddity?

And it’s not surprising that we had so many threads on this, because of the nature of the problem. People _were_ able to create new threads, but they weren’t showing up in the forum listings, so others mostly had no way of knowing that the thread had been created. So everyone who looked for an existing thread didn’t find one, and so everyone created the “first thread”.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/51 "2017-06-01T18:36:54Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Merged 8 separate threads.

I find merged threads kind of icky.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/52 "2017-06-01T18:40:11Z")

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I’m logged in as a charter member but still seeing ads, just me?

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/53 "2017-06-01T19:04:17Z")

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Is this the thread that was merged? I’m soooo confused.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/54 "2017-06-01T19:08:45Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Merged 8 separate threads.

Is that a record?

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/55 "2017-06-01T19:14:33Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Is that a record?

“Okay campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties cause its cold out there…its cold out there every day.”

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/56 "2017-06-01T19:35:00Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Merged 8 separate threads.

The mutant thread shambles off, ready to devour Tokyo.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/57 "2017-06-01T20:13:21Z")

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“View Unread” is even more hosed than usual, FWIW.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/58 "2017-06-01T20:18:47Z")

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Dylan’s song would have fallen flat with your thread’s title.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/59 "2017-06-01T20:48:53Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Dylan’s song would have fallen flat with your thread’s title.

You mean Cat Stevens?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-is-broken/787829/60 "2017-06-01T20:55:08Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> “View Unread” is even more hosed than usual, FWIW.

Working now.

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