# Something Terrible I Must Share **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756 "2005-04-11T06:34:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/1 "2005-04-11T06:34:23Z")
[May your eyes be burned as mine.](http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html) May your ears also wither from the glurge. Totally work safe, but anyone who overhears this will likely giggle for at least a week behind your back. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/2 "2005-04-11T06:42:30Z")
Dear Og. That was horrible. And i only watched about 15 seconds of it. I couldn’t stomach anymore. agony…agony… ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/3 "2005-04-11T07:04:00Z")
Isn’t this the same video shared in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311252) thread? I can’t be sure, because I couldn’t watch either video all the way through. This smiley kind of looks like he’s about to puke, so he’ll have to do for now: :o ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/4 "2005-04-11T07:06:07Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Isn’t this the same video shared in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311252) thread? > I can’t be sure, because I couldn’t watch either video all the way through. Why yes, yes it is. I had no idea who the “artist” was or that it was a part of another thread. I guess this sort of Terrible cannot be kept quiet by anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/5 "2005-04-11T08:53:52Z")
It’s good to see that Adam Sandler still has a career. Well, not exactly good, but…one doesn’t like to imagine anyone, even the afformentioned Sandler, living under an overpass. Unless it’s Jimmy Fallon. No harm could come to him that wouldn’t be applauded. I’d include Pauly Shore and Carrot Top (who I once had to sit next to on a cross-country flight…what a jerk!) but both seem to have disappeared into the netherworlds. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/6 "2005-04-11T12:33:19Z")
I’m sitting in a lab at a computer with no sound, and I only made it a few seconds past the part where the guy gets hit by the nuclear phaser blast and starts singing. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/7 "2005-04-11T12:41:55Z")
Jeebus, Woman! Don’t DO that! My heart stopped seeing that title and your username. I thought something unspeakable happened to **Tinkleberry**! :mad: (Love the link, though!) ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/8 "2005-04-11T14:28:33Z")
I agree with **Whynot**. I was so worried as I was waiting for the page to load. And then I saw that…that…_thing_. Very funny. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/9 "2005-04-11T15:47:56Z")
I made it to the first chorus and then my Quicktime player froze up and my computer started swearing at me. Not really. But it would if it could. Who the hell is that, and who besides his mamma ever told him he could sing? ---
**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/10 "2005-04-11T20:16:46Z")
My audio won’t work with this either, but if it sounds even HALF as bad as it looks, then it just might very well be the worst thing that’s ever been made. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/11 "2005-04-11T20:22:10Z")
What. was. that? Is he trying to channel Steve Perry? And if he is dead and “had to go”, how is he singing to us now? Cool effect making the waves into the American flag and all–wonder if that is an acceptable way to display it… I foresee a new diet–watch this (I made it half way thru) and feel nauseated for days… (and I too thought something awful had happened to the berry family…!) ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/12 "2005-04-11T20:25:09Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Is he trying to channel Steve Perry? I knew I couldn’t be alone is seeing the similarities. (Thus the name of my thread about this v-glurge: [_What is Steve Perry Doing in this video_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311252)) ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/13 "2005-04-11T20:37:38Z")
Seriously, who the hell was that? Apparently, America is now spelled Ameraakha. You’d have to listen to the song… I must now Purge my Brain. A fifth oughtta do it. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/14 "2005-04-11T20:59:52Z")
Dear **Inkleberry** , My delicate sensibilities have been offended. I hate you. That is all. Faruiza 😃 Sicko. ---
**Author:** ![MisterThyristor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MisterThyristor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MisterThyristor)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/15 "2005-04-11T21:02:37Z")
If you seriously want to know, you could always check out the home page for that site: “Dennis Madalone is originally from South Plainfield, New Jersey. For the past fourteen year, he was best know as Stunt Coordinator and stunt performer on Star Trek ‘The NextGeneration’, ‘Deep Space Nine’ and ‘Voyager’.” And it sounds like “Amer-uh-kuh” to me when he sings it. Pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/16 "2005-04-11T21:23:16Z")
If I wake screaming from night terrors as a result of the few seconds of this that I watched, I will hunt you down, tie you to a tree, and… and… Well, I don’t know what, but it’ll be pretty horrible. :eek: It’ll probably involve really bad poetry and pictures of urchins with big eyes. :eek: :eek: GAH! ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/17 "2005-04-11T21:44:18Z")
Waaaaitaminnit! Amerrrukuh! F\*&k Yeeeuuh! ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/18 "2005-04-11T22:06:50Z")
I am now dumber for having watched this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/19 "2005-04-11T22:17:14Z")
> [@MisterThyristor](#): > > “Dennis Madalone is originally from South Plainfield, New Jersey. For the past fourteen year, he was best know as Stunt Coordinator and stunt performer on Star Trek ‘The NextGeneration’, ‘Deep Space Nine’ and ‘Voyager’.” One too many phaser shots to the head. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756/20 "2005-04-11T22:23:12Z")
> [@](#): > > This smiley kind of looks like he’s about to puke, so he’ll have to do for now :o My take is that the poor little guy is constipated. :o And possibly full of Pepto Bismol :o [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/something-terrible-i-must-share/298756.md?page=2)