# Something's happening to me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253 "2000-07-28T18:55:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/1 "2000-07-28T18:55:35Z")
…And I don’t feel very wicked anymore.Maybe because I’m new here,and I don’t know any of you that well.I don’t know. I don’t feel much of anything. Restless…I feel restless and bored. Any suggestions on how to return to my formerly naughty self? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/2 "2000-07-28T18:57:17Z")
Go and get yourself a nice hearty STD! That should get you good and wicked. For a while anyway. And no, I am not speaking of personal experience. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/3 "2000-07-28T18:59:17Z")
Just hang out her long enough. The wickedness here is infectious. ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/4 "2000-07-28T19:02:02Z")
Now that wasn’t very nice. I don’t recall saying that I wanted go out and fuck anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/5 "2000-07-28T19:04:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Go and get yourself a nice hearty STD! Now, there’s sound advice for solving any Dilemma! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/6 "2000-07-28T19:09:10Z")
That was entirely tongue-in-cheek, sorta, I’m sorry and did not mean to offend you. I was hoping you would get a good laugh from that, and possibly bring back that wicked feeling. _Righteous Brothers playing background_ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/7 "2000-07-28T19:30:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sortawicked \* > \*\*I don’t recall saying that I wanted go out and fuck anyone. \*\* Well, why not? ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/8 "2000-07-28T19:32:39Z")
See?!?!? Before I _WOULD_ have gotten it! Maybe I’m just having an ‘Off’ day…week…whatever. Forgive me??? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/9 "2000-07-28T19:34:14Z")
Nothin’ but love, nothin’ but love for ya. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/10 "2000-07-28T19:42:00Z")
Silver\_Fire,:DI think you’ve just hit on what my problem might be!:o BTW,This little guy… :o… looks like he’s about to sneeze,not like he’s shocked or embarrassed.Has anyone else ever noticed that??? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/11 "2000-07-28T19:49:18Z")
Don’t you chose me Sortawicked.😛 ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/12 "2000-07-28T19:49:52Z")
{{{{{{smooch}}}}}} Keep talkin’ like that and I might give you a virtual blow job. 😉 Wow,that felt good…maybe,I _am_ still sortawicked,after all!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/13 "2000-07-28T19:52:38Z")
Here’s an idea: Stop prostituting yourself in your own threads and start posting some actual _content_. It will be hard at first, but eventually someone might pay attention to you for reasons other than, “Damn, looks like that chick started another thread.” “You’re a bitch!” “And…?” ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/14 "2000-07-28T19:55:55Z")
Sounds like somebody already went and got themselves a vicious little STD… ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/15 "2000-07-28T19:56:01Z")
…If I ever change teams,I’ll chose you! But only if you sent me nikkid pictures of you in your Jodie Foster look.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/16 "2000-07-28T19:56:35Z")
My favorite way to return to wickedness is to go out to a busy public venue with a friend and try to find the person who best personifies the statement, “What the hell was I thinking when I left the house this morning?” It’s mean and petty, but it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it tends to foster sarcastic wit, which I’m guessing is the “wickedness” you’ve been missing lately. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/17 "2000-07-28T19:59:51Z")
Wow. Hama. Wow. I think that’s the first mean thing I’ve ever seen come out of your mouth. Congratulations. (BTW, if **any one of you** makes some lame-ass remark about “coming out of her mouth” I will devote an entire pit thread to you. You have been warned.) Have a nice day!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/18 "2000-07-28T20:05:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*Here’s an idea: Stop prostituting yourself in your own threads and start posting some actual _content_. It will be hard at first, but eventually someone might pay attention to you for reasons other than, “Damn, looks like that chick started another thread.” > > “You’re a bitch!” “And…?” \*\* Wow. (Not a bad wow, but a wow no less.) ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/19 "2000-07-28T20:07:19Z")
…considering this is only the second thread I’ve started and the first was my introduction thread;maybe you should withold judgement,until I’ve posted enough threads for you know exactly _WHAT_ my thead content will be. Or maybe you gotta thing for ChrisP and didn’t like me flirting with him.Usually I’d respect that,but in this case…deal with it. I am who I am and I’ll make no apologies for that. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253/20 "2000-07-28T20:11:01Z")
Damn slow computer. Yeah, what Freak said. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/somethings-happening-to-me/27253.md?page=2)